Chapter 2
Bitches
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LIZZO✨: Hello people
LIZZO✨: How's you guys doing right now. During this lunch.
Nam On-Jo: I am so skipping the next class.... Science sucks tbh
Skool nerd: You know that with this information, I can just report you?
Dirty minded bitch: but you wont Bcus i wont let you
Dirty minded bitch: Imma just take the notes for her
Gayest bitch 2: wassup bitchless people
Gayest bitch 2: well with some exceptions I guess 🙄
Class Yoon Suk Yeol: damn right there's exceptions
Class Yoon Suk Yeol:. But not me because I'm not looking for bitches right now...
Nam On-Jo: Namra is this how you break up with me??!!??!!!!!!?!???!!!! 😭😭😭💔💔
Class Yoon Suk Yeol: I already found my queen 🤭
Nam On-Jo: ???!?!!!!?!!!!!!!?!!;?;;?;;?;?;?;?;;??!!!??@#?!$$($9
Nam On-Jo: NAM-RAAAAA 😭😭😭✨💖💖 OMG STOP I'M CRYINF
Yoon I-Sak: I can confirm 😂
Yoon I-Sak: She's giggling like... So much and her face is like Amity from the owl house
LIZZO✨: OMG THE OWL HOUSE REFERENCE???
LIZZO✨: I don't know what my future holds, but it would be so cool if you were in it.
Yoon I-Sak: So, uh... 🤭
LIZZO✨: Do you wanna go out with me?!!??
Yoon I-Sak: Owwnnn I was all ready..... 🤭🤭🤭
LIZZO✨: I'm sorry, you can say it.
Yoon I-Sak: Okay... ☺️ Amity Blight, do you wanna go out with me?
LIZZO✨: yes!!!!
Yoon I-Sak: Okay!!
Nam On-Jo: That was so emotional oh my garniss 😦😦
Nam On-Jo: But did you just have a fucking roleplay of a show in the GC...
Yoon I-Sak: Hell yes we did
Nerd from boyfriends: ?? Are you dating now?? What the hell is happening
Jang Woo-Jin: Oh wow Joonie said hell, what a rare case
Jang Woo-Jin: Anyways what are you guys eating
Gayest bitch 2: pussy
Gayest bitch 2: couldn't be y'all loser virgins 🤣
Gayest bitch 1: stop it you fucking pillow princess
Nam On-Jo: NOT THE PILLOW PRINCESS???? 😭😭💀
Nam On-Jo: Nayeon you did her dirty 🫢🫢
Gayest bitch 2: Don't act like you don't have that little praise kink mofo 🖕
Park Mi-Jin: Lol what's this
Gayest bitch 1: You like being edged and then left alone???
Gayest bitch 2: What does that have to do with anythinh
Gayest bitch 1: YOU LITTERALY LIKE BEING ON THE EDGE OF A FUCKING ORGASM AND THEN LEFT ALONE RIGHT BEFORE??? HOWS THAT NORMAL
Park Mi-Jin: Damn. Okay??
Gayest bitch 2: Man I'm gonna find my other fuckbuddy you're an asshole 💀
Gayest bitch 1: The same one you practically begged to eat out last week 🤨
Gayest bitch 2: MAN SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M GONE BYE
Class Yoon Suk Yeol: what the fuck
Nam On-Jo: Namra you should swear more often 🤭😩
Nam On-Jo: It awakens somethinf in me fr 🙌
Class Yoon Suk Yeol: is that a kink
Yoon I-Sak: I hope not??? I also swear sometimes but like if she has a KINK??? I'm stopping
Nam On-Jo: NO I DON'T HAVE A KINK!!! At least not about that??
Class Yoon Suk Yeol: Well please let me know if you do I'll keep it in note for when we're a bit older... Since we turned 17 this year.
Nam On-Jo: HOW COME OTHERS ARE HAVING SEX BUT WE CAN'T??
Nam On-Jo: So unfair 😭What if I just get a fuckbuddy in the meantime??
Class Yoon Suk Yeol: Uh... Yeah not gonna happen 👍
Nam On-Jo: Namra you are sexually depriving me.. what does depriving mean again It's like uh holding someone back or something right
Nam On-Jo: Uh I ain't good at grammar and shit sorry
Class Yoon Suk Yeol: Not yet I said we're 17 let the others do what they want but not us,,, dumbass 🥱
Nam On-Jo: Okay mommy ☺️✨
Lee Su-Hyeok: Um what
Nam On-Jo: Oh you're alive
Lee Su-Hyeok: ?? yes?? I never dieded
Park Mi-Jin: dieded? 💀
Nam On-Jo: It's his own little language I guess
Nam On-Jo: He's not the best at grammar either
Park Mi-Jin: Yeah even I could tell. What the fuck does dieded mean
Lee Su-Hyeok: please dont say anyting about my grammer 😭
Park Mi-Jin: Well fuck you I AM going to say something about your bitch ass GRAMMAR
Park Mi-Jin: It fucking sucks
Nam On-Jo: Does it suck as much as I WOULD suck titties
Class Yoon Suk Yeol: 😭
Class Yoon Suk Yeol: You know like two seconds ago I never said anything about that
Class Yoon Suk Yeol: It's not technically having sex....
Nam On-Jo: Where are you
Dirty Minded Bitch: WOAH 😨😨
Dirty Minded Bitch: HUH
Dirty Minded Bitch: 🏳️🌈
Skool nerd: How do I leave this group?
Park Hee-Su: No
Park Hee-Su: You're suffering with us
Gayest bitch 1: Damn Hee Su ok you go girl go torment that nerd ass bitch!!!
Gayest bitch 2: yay I love bullying
Gayest bitch 2: How do y'all feel about pussy taste
Gayest bitch 1: What the fuck that was so out of context but ok
Gayest bitch 1: Anyways one word: Yum
Yoon I-Sak: Agreed 💯
Yoon I-Sak: Lee Na-Yeon rare W
Gayest bitch 1: What do you mean rare 🤨
Gayest bitch 1: I'm gonna come for you I-Sak 🤬
Nam On-Jo: In what way are you saying this Na-Yeon 🤨🤨
Gayest bitch 1: WHAT
Gayest bitch 1: ONJO WHAT THE FUCK
Dirty minded bitch has changed Nam On-Jo's name to dirtier minded bitch
dirtier minded bitch: 😡
Class Yoon Suk Yeol: I mean it's true 🙇
dirtier minded bitch: YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE 😞
Yoon I-Sak: no but you're right in what way are you saying that Nayeon ‼️
Gayest bitch 2: Nayeon gets bitches other than me real??!?!?‼️
Yoon I-Sak: I DIDN'T MEAN UT THAT WAY 😡
Gayest bitch 2: sure and I'm the queen of England
Gayest bitch 1: So you died at age 96, date September 8 of year 2022?
Gayest bitch 2: Wait the queen died?
dirtier minded bitch: did you not know 😭
Class Yoon Suk Yeol: That was like months ago how did you not know?
Class Yoon Suk Yeol: You probably missed a shit ton of things if you missed THAT.
Gayest bitch 1: IZ*ONE disbanded Hyeon-Ju!!!
Gayest bitch 2: I THOUGHT THEY WERE ON HIATUS NOO 😭
Gayest bitch 1: I wish 💔
dirtier minded bitch: why did you have to remind me of that 😞
Lee Su-Hyeok: I like men
Lee Su-Hyeok: There is no context needed for this information I just informaded you with
Yoon I-Sak: HUH????
dirty minded bitch: whatg the fuck dies that have to do with like
dirty minded bitch: ANYTHING at ALL!!!!
Lee Su-Hyeok: I like men. That's it.
dirty minded bitch changed Lee Su-Hyeok's name to 'I like men'
I like men: 👍
Gayest bitch 1: can't relate
Kim Ji-Min: why am I here again
dirtier minded bitch: because you're a swag classmate
skool nerd: You called me "unswag" the other day, so why am I here?
dirtier minded bitch: you're in the class
nerd from boyfriends: what are you all eating?
Gayest bitch 2: so out of context but I ate Sushi
Yoon I-Sak: Chicken Noodle soup (with a soda on the side 🥤)
dirtier minded bitch: Same
Class Yoon Suk Yeol: Correction: She stole from I-Sak's food
dirty minded bitch: EXPOSED!!!
dirtier minded bitch: shut the fuck up 🤬!!
LIZZO✨: I'm eating McDonald's 🐥
Park Hee-Su: why the chick emoji 😭
Park Mi-Jin: Idk but I love chicks
Park Mi-Jin: this can mean a lot of things btw
dirtier minded bitch: 🤨
Jang Ha-Ri: We all know damn well you're talking about women Mi-Jin don't even try to hide it.
Park Hee-Su: what do chicks have to do with women
Jang Ha-Ri: Chicks are often used as a synonym of 'Women' a bit like a slang. Actually it's literally a slang meaning women to make it short. A TL;DR if you will.
Park Hee-Su: Okay I didn't know thank you madam whom I have never met
Park Mi-Jin: Uhhhh it's class time isn't it
Park Mi-Jin: Imma go smoke in the bathroom lol I hate Maths 🏃🏻♀️
nerd from boyfriends: Maths aren't that bad
Jang Woo-Jin: Yes they are Hyung
Yang Dae-Su: maths are like uhhhh what does everyone hate
Yang Dae-Su: Maths are like Donald Trump
I like men: Why would you bring DT into this
dirty minded bitch: bro made an abbreviation for Donald Trump 😭 litteraly who says that
I like men: I do
dirtier minded bitch: Suhyeok you're a whole different form of the human race. Actually sometimes I think you're not even human. You're just Lee Su-Hyeok.
I like men: Ok
Class Yoon Suk Yeol: Get to class people
Class Yoon Suk Yeol: Except Ha-Ri and Mi-Jin because I know damn well Mi-Jin won't listen to me
Park Mi-Jin: Smart woman 🤓
dirtier minded bitch: Yes mommy I'm omw to class now 😁
LIZZO✨: What is it with you and calling Namra mommy?
dirtier minded bitch: Nam-Ra is mommy
dirtier minded bitch: That's all the information needed 👍
LIZZO✨: Okay then 😭