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Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@jbbarnes BUCKY WHEN WE WILL MAKE COOKIES AGAIN}
- Uncle Bucky | @jbbarnes
@yeeterparkour When do you finish school?
-- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@jbbarnes at like 2:45 but I gotta get home so that’ll be at least 3
--- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour You’re coming to the Tower today, right?
---- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank That’s what I said
----- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour you… think of the Tower as your home?
------ Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank I spend more time at the Tower than at my actual home
------ Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour I have an idea. I’lll talk to Pepper about it.
------- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank very nice of you to include me in those plans @jbbarnes still up for cookies?
-------- Uncle Bucky | @jbbarnes
@yeeterparkour Of course, Peter.
DMs: @tonystank > @mayparker
Iron Dad: Hey May, I had a very interesting conversation with Peter today. I don’t know if you’ve checked your Twitter feed, but you should check it.
May: I saw it, what about it?
Iron Dad: Well, since you work a shitload and presumably aren’t at the apartment a lot. Am I right?
May: You are right…
Iron Dad: I was playing with an idea, but I’m not one hundred percent sure.
May: Did you check with Pepper?
Iron Dad: Good plan, I’ll get back to you
DMs: @tonystank > @pepperpotts
Iron Dad: hey, you checked your feed?
Responisble mom and CEO: Is this about that one tweet with Bucky and Peter?
Iron Dad: yes. I was thinking, maybe we could let Peter/May move here, since Pete’s here so often and May often works long shifts, so she isn’t there often either.
Responsible mom and CEO: That would be a great idea, of course, you talked to Peter/May about it?
Iron Dad: no, but Peter’ll accept. Not 100% sure bout May
DMs: @tonystank > @mayparker
Iron Dad: Hey May, about that idea I had earlier?
May: Yes? What about it?
Iron Dad: Well, as I said you work a lot and Peter is here all the time, he even calls the Tower home instead of your apartment, and it’s not like your apartment is very secure
May: That is correct…
Iron Dad: I was thinking, maybe you could move to the Tower. I have plenty of space, there are empty floors meant for the Avengers, but not everyone lives here, so you and Peter could have one of the floors. I would offer you a job, but I don’t know if you want to leave your current one. What do you think?
May: That actually sound quite okay. One thing though: it takes a while to get from the Tower to Peter’s school. From our apartment, he can walk, but I don’t think that would be reasonable or doable for that matter
Iron Dad: That’s no problem, I could just have Happy drive Peter to school. He picks him up often enough anyways.
May: And what about rent? I can’t imagine living in the Tower being cheap.
Iron Dad: May, I am a billionaire, you shouldn’t worry. It’s free
May: Thank you so much, I might get back on the job offer, I have to think that one through a bit more. I know most of my friends through work
Iron Dad: Sounds amazing, May. I’ll talk to Pete now
DMs: @tonystank > @yeeterparkour
Iron Dad: Hey Pete
Intern Son: hey mr stank
Iron Dad: I had an idea. I already talked it through with your aunt, she agrees with me.
Intern Son: does this have to do with m ecalling the tower home/
Iron Dad: Work on your typing, kid. But yes, it does have to do with that
Intern Son: so when are we moving
Iron Dad: I wasn’t finished yet. How did you know?
Intern Son: magic
Iron Dad: Sure you did. I haven’t gone over that one yet, but you will be sharing a floor with Nat and Wanda, I think
Intern Son: awesome!
Iron Dad: Good
Intern Son: so like can i tell peopel
Iron Dad: sure
Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
so the most amazing tthing just happened: my aunt and I are moving to the tower!!!! :D
- Potato Son | @harleykeener
@yeeterparkour THAT’S AMAZING too bad I’m not staying at the Tower anymore since its not summer
-- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@harleykeener you will still visit, so I don’t think too much will change tho
--- Magic Daughter | @scarletbitch
@yeeterparkour Who you sharing a floor with?
---- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@scarletbitch THATS THE BEST PART WERE SHARING A FLOOR W YOU AND NAT
----- Magic Daughter | @scarletbitch
@yeeterparkour THATS AMAZING THANK YOU TONY
------ Iron Dad | @tonystank
@scarletbitch no problem kids
Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
I MADE A VIDEO OF MY NEW HOME ft. @blackwindow and @scarletbitch
[Peter is standing in the elevator, camera facing the door.
“Guys, this entire elevator is fancier than my old building. I mean, I have been here before, slept over here before, but it feels new anyways,” Peter rambles.
The elevator doors open, revealing Nat and Wanda waiting for him.
“Hi Auntie Nat, hi Wanda!” Peter greets them.
“Hi Pete, welcome to your new home!” Wanda responds. The three walk on, passing through a naturally lit hallway.
“So, Peter, ready to see your new apartment?” Nat asks as they stop by a door.
“Sure am!”
Natasha opens the door and Peter steps in. You can see a big living room, with a fancy TV and very comfortable looking couches. There is an open kitchen and a hallway (presumably) leading towards the bedrooms. Peter gasps in awe and turns around a couple of times.
“This is my new home? This is where I get to live?”
“It is. I don’t remember who this was intended for, but there are two bedrooms over there, in the hallway. Shall we?” Wanda says.
Peter walks over in response. The hallway is, once again, naturally lit by floor-to-ceiling windows on one end, and there are two doors facing each other.
“One is for you, the other for May. Both have a city view and a personal bathroom, you can choose which one you want.” Nat says.
“I… I don’t know.” Peter turns around to face the two superheroes. “You two have like, a similar apartment, right?” The two women nod in response. “Who sleeps where?”
“I sleep left, Nat sleeps right, but that doesn’t really matter, Peter, they’re identical rooms.”
“I want to sleep left,” Peter says and opens the left door. Inside, there is a huge bed, a nightstand and a bookcase. All are empty. The walls are white and there is a door opposite the window leading to the bathroom. Peter walks over to the bathroom, opens the door. There is a huge bathroom inside, with a separate bath. Peter films the bathroom before going back to the bedroom.
“Oh, this is amazing! I get to put up so many Star Wars posters and my desk will be huge! This book case is perfect for my school books, but the one in the living room can have everything else, I love this!” Peter turns to Wanda and Nat. “And I’m so happy you two are my neighbours!” Peter manages to put out his phone before he is attacked by Wanda and Nat through hugs.]
- Spider-Aunt | @blackwindow
@yeeterparkour Welcome to the building, Pete!