The Trip
[A month earlier]
Pepper’s Intern | @behindthebook
OHhh @yeeterparkour youre so gonna die
- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@behindthebook can you pls elaborate on that statement
-- Pepper’s Intern | @behindthebook
@behindthebook no.
--- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@behindthebook guess I’ll find out soon enough
Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
fuck
- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour Watch your language young man. Also what up
-- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank no.
--- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour okay. @behindthebook Did you have anything to do with this?
---- Pepper’s Intern | @behindthebook
@tonystank might have
----- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@behindthebook @yeeterparkour DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING
------ Pepper’s Intern | @behindthebook
@tonystank no.
[@behindthebook blocked @tonystank]
Pepper’s Intern | @behindthebook
Okay so we gotta be quick, everyone who knows what we’re talking about, shut the fuck up
[@behindthebook deleted one (1) tweet]
[@behindthebook unblocked @tonystank]
Iron Dad | @tonystank
OKAY THAT WAS GREAT @yeeterparkour I’ll pay for your funeral
- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank okay calm down its not a big deal
-- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour HIS ACADEC TEAM IS COMING TO SI ON TOUR
--- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank way to ruin it @behindthebook we never should’ve told him
---- Pepper’s Intern | @behindthebook
@yeeterparkour it’s not like we could hide it from @pepperpotts
----- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@behindthebook kay true
[A month later]
Group chat: Peter Protection Squad
May: 8:00 am; Peter left to walk to school and pick up MJ along the way.
Uncle Rhodey: At what do they have to be there?
May: 8:20 am
Uncle Rhodey: He voluntarily walks 20 mins?
May: He can walk with MJ that way.
Uncle Rhodey: ah.
FRIYAY: 9:00 am; Peter, MJ and their Academic Decathlon team have arrived in the Stark Tower.
Responsible mom and CEO: You told FRI to keep you updated?
Iron Dad: Yes… why?
Responsible mom and CEO: Smart, FRI, tell me directly, please.
FRIYAY: Of course, miss Potts.
Responsible mom and CEO: Thanks dear
Spider-Aunt: Tony, do you want me and Clint spying, or not.
Iron Dad: Make absolutely sure he doesn’t see you. FRI can keep me updated, but you know him better. Clint can stay wherever he is, but on standby
Spider-Aunt: Noted. FRI, where are they?
FRIYAY: They are currently in the lobby, waiting for the elevator. They will be going to the museum. I advise that if you want to get there before they do, you should leave now.
Spider-Aunt: Thanks.
Iron Dad: Any updates, Nat?
Spider-Aunt: I’ve never been here before, it’s interesting.
Iron Dad: on Pete?
Spider-Aunt: He’s just hanging in the back of the group with MJ, he knows all of this already
Iron Dad: FRI, where are they going next?
FRIYAY: The next schedule point are the intern labs. They are scheduled to arrive there at 10:30 am. If they keep up the speed they’re going at, they will be there at approx. 10:27 am.
Iron Dad: Who can keep an eye on them there? Can Clint come in his civilian clothes?
Uncle Birb: Course I can. I’ll be there at 10:25.
Iron Dad: Thanks.
FRIYAY: 10:31 am; the team has arrived at the intern labs.
Iron Dad: Clint?
Uncle Birb: Peter has been taken away from the group by the tourguide. They’re just catching up. His name is James?
Iron Dad: That could be right, that’s one of Peter’s friends. Was James’ girlfriend Katie there, too?
Uncle Birb: They did mention a Katie, but she was at school.
Responsible mom and CEO: Are James and Katie dating?
Iron Dad: Aren’t they?
Spider-Aunt: I think they are, they just haven’t told anyone yet.
Iron Dad: I thought Peter told me something like that
Responsible mom and CEO: I think I would’ve heard it too, so you’re probably confusing people.
Iron Dad: sure.
Uncle Birb: MJ has joined Peter and James.
Uncle Birb: There’s a fire here. Gte some doctors
Iron Dad: Im on my way
Iron Dad: that was something.
Responsible mom and CEO: Is everyone alright?
Iron Dad: we had to take two kids to the med wing for a check-up, one of whom caused the fire. Is anyone in the penthouse?
FRIYAY: The penthouse is completely empty.
Iron Dad: Good, because the kids are coming up for lunch.
Iron Dad: The kids are eating. After lunch, they’ll go to the 60th floor. Bruce, there’s your lab today, right?
Uncle Hulk: I blow up my lab ONCe and now I have to deal with this kind of shit
Iron Dad: Get Cap in there or something, he’s to big to spy, but the kids’ll love it.
Uncle America: When do I have to be there?
Iron Dad: The kids are there at 1pm.
Uncle Hulk: Come here at 1:05pm, the floor is big and my lab is the furthest away from the elevator.
Uncle America: Noted.
Iron Dad: Can someone else spy on them there?
Uncle Sam: I could.
Iron Dad: Alright, get there at 12:55 then
Uncle Sam: Yes sir
Uncle Sam: They’re on their way up
Uncle America: Please don’t make me do that again. He talked about something to do with my DNA for about twenty minutes
Uncle Hulk: Can I get you down there again next week? I’d like to do some more research on your DNA. No tour groups this time, though.
Uncle America: Fine
Uncle Birb: We’re ready to go
Uncle Bucky: I’m going down there now to watch
Spider-Aunt: You should, Pete and MJ are sparring now, its incredible
Uncle Birb: Peter may be holding back, MJ is a tough match anyway
Iron Dad: We’ll all come down when the others are sparring
Spider-Aunt: We’re one person short on my team
Responsible mom and CEO: I send Harley down
Spider-Aunt: I’m so gonna win
Uncle Birb: Yeah you are :(
Group chat: Avnergerrss
Intern Son: That was surprisingly fun!
Iron Dad: Good to hear, Pete!
Intern Son: who’s cooking tonight?
Uncle Bucky: I thought it was Steve’s turn
Uncle America: I am pretty sure it’s yours, Buck
Iron Dad: It is Bucky today
Uncle Bucky: aw damn