The Mystery
Iron Dad | @tonystank
OH MY GOD
- Responsible mom and CEO | @pepperpotts
@tonystank Don’t you dare say anything.
-- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@pepperpotts I promise, Pep
DM: @yeeterparkour > @pepperpotts
Intern Son: Hey Pepper, what was that about?
Responsible mom and CEO: You’ll find out soon enough, Peter
Intern Son: Okay…
DM: @yeeterparkour > @tonystank
Intern Son: Hey Tony, what was that all about?
Iron Dad: I CANT SAY ANYTHINg
Intern Son: not a single thing?
Iron Dad: nO ITS KILLiNG ME
Intern Son: Okay… I’ll wish you good luck then
Iron Dad: ThANK YoU
DM: @yeeterparkour > @behindthebook
Intern Son: Hey babe, do you know what’s going on with Tony and Pepper?
Pepper’s Intern: No, I have no clue, why?
Intern Son: Tony’s being all weird and jumpy
Pepper’s Intern: I guess we’ll see soon enough, won’t we?
Intern Son: I guess…
Pepper’s Intern: <3
Intern Son: <3
Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
SO I talked to @pepperpotts and @tonystank AND THEY WONT TELL ME A SINGLE THING
- Potato daughter | @keenersis
@yeeterparkour well, obviously
-- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@keenersis DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
--- Potato daughter | @keenersis
@yeeterparkour well, no
---- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@keenersis damn you
----- Potato daughter | @keenersis
@yeeterparkour watch your foul mouth, young man
------ Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@keenersis fuck you
------- Potato daughter | @keenersis
@yeeterparkour well, fuck you too
Iron Dad | @tonystank
Okay everybody CALM DOWN
- Potato Son | @harleykeener
@tonystank you were the only one panicking
-- Potato daughter | @keenersis
@harleykeener and Peter
--- Potato Son | @harleykeener
@tonystank @keenersis you and peter were the only ones panicking
---- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@harleykeener @keenersis shut it or you’re out of the company
----- Potato Son | @harleykeener
@tonystank sure we are
----- Iron Dad | @tonystank
We’ve started informing the people close to us, there will be a press conference later today
Peter, MJ, Harley and Alicia walked through the Stark Tower, getting to know their company better. Occasionally, they would stop to talk to someone and say hi to a colleague of Peter or MJ.
Halfway through the ninth floor, all four of them got a text on their phones.
Tony Stark: Come up to the living room as quick as you can
One look at each other, and they were already halfway to the elevator. Peter had his Spider powers, which got him ahead quickly. He opened the elevator door and stepped in, frantically pushing the close door button. MJ managed to get in with Peter, but Harley and Alicia got into another elevator.
“Friday, please go up to the living room as fast as physically possible, dear,” Peter called out. MJ smiled at him.
The same was said in the elevator next to them, just a split second later. Both elevators arrived at what seemed to be the exact same time, but Peter and MJ were up a millisecond earlier.
In the living room were Pepper and Tony on the couch waiting for them.
“Wanda, please come here!” Tony called out.
Wanda came walking down from the stairs leading to the bedrooms. The five of them sat down on the couch, one slightly more elegant as the other.
“We have some very exciting news for all of you,” Tony said.
Tony and Pepper shared a quick look, before looking back at the kids.
“I’m pregnant,” Pepper said.
All the kids immediately started to congratulate the to-be parents, although they considered all five of them their own by now.
All five of them were thrilled to have a little sibling coming along.
Iron Dad | @tonystank
So after telling our kids about our news, we held a press conference. For anyone who missed it, here you go!
[press conference, Tony and Pepper Stark walk up to the podium together.
“Hello everybody,” Pepper begins. “I know you have been waiting for whatever my dear husband and I were talking about on Twitter this morning.”
“We have very big news for all of you, but I think this will have most impact on us and our family, so please just be decent and respect our privacy,” Tony continues.
A couple of journalists start looking annoyed at the couple who are stalling telling everyone the news.
“You may actually want to know what we’re talking about, so here it is,” Pepper smiles. “I’m pregnant.”
These two words make the crowd of reporters go wild with questions.
“To make it a bit easier for all of us, I’ve made a list of things I know someone will ask. Question 1: how far along is Pepper?” Tony said.
“I’m one month along for those of you wondering. Question 2: do you know the gender? Since it’s impossible to know at one month, no.”
“Question 3: what are candidates for the name of this child? We will not disclose any information about anything after the birth, including this question.”
“Since we did not think you would have many other relevant questions, we will thank you now for coming to this press conference,” Pepper concluded.
The Starks walked back to where they came from and the reporters just looked a bit shaken by the shitload of information just dumped on them.]
Responsible mom and CEO | @pepperpotts
Did everyone like our question system? @yeeterparkour gets all credit for that one!
- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@pepperpotts Thanks Pep!
The New York Times | @nytimes
Will @pepperpotts being pregnant mean anything to the succession for Stark Industries, or will the bloodline be ignored? link