The Heirs
Iron Dad | @tonystank
Does anyone want to hear the story behind Tony Stank?
- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank how about HELL YES
-- Potato Son | @harleykeener
@tonystank @yeeterparkour EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU’R DOUNG AND COME HERE
-- Spider-Son | @mightbespidey
@harleykeener you’r
--- Potato Son | @harleykeener
@mightbespidey no.
---- Spider-Son | @mightbespidey
@harleykeener it just doesn’t work when you do it. the worst you would do is shoot me with your potato gun
----- Potato Daughter | @keenersis
@mightbespidey You might’ve been bitten by spider, I did four years of karate and became state champion
------ Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@keenersis Like that’s hard in Tennessee
------- Potato Son | @harleykeener
@yeeterparkour @mightbespidey I have other weapons then just my potato gun
-------- Magic Daughter | @scarletbitch
@yeeterparkour @harleykeener @mightbespidey @keenersis DON’T KILL EACH OTHER KIDDOS
--------- Potato Daughter | @keenersis
@scarletbitch no.
---------- Potato Son | @harleykeener
@keenersis YOU CAN DO IT WHY CANT I DO IT
----------- Potato Daughter | @keenersis
@harleykeener you’r weak
-------- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour @harleykeener @mightbespidey @keenersis @scarletbitch We’re getting off track, I’ll just go somewhere else
------- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank NOOO
[@tonystank blocked @yeeterparkour @harleykeener @mightbespidey @keenersis @scarletbitch]
Iron Dad | @tonystank
I blocked the kids, let’s check @yeeterparkour @harleykeener @mightbespidey @keenersis @scarletbitch
- Iron Dad | @tonystank
It’s been 5 minutes, don’t think they can see it
-- Iron Dad | @tonystank
It was a couple of days after @steverogers and I fought in Siberia and I was with @jamesrhodes
--- Iron Dad | @tonystank
I had ordered a package, which arrived. There was a very nice mailman who looked at the address and instead of reading “Stark” he said Stank
---- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@jamesrhodes never let it go
----- Iron Dad | @tonystank
I’m deleting the tweet with the story. If anyone tells any of my kids, I know your home address.
[@tonystank deleted 1 tweet(s)]
Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank WHAT HAPPENED
- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour Look kid, you may be my heir, but I won’t tell you
-- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank I’M YOUR HEIR?
--- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour shit, come to my lab asap
The New York Times | @nytimes
@tonystank has made an official announcement after he posted a shocking tweet, accidentally revealing the future of Stark Industries
[video of Tony at a press conference saying:
“After I accidentally revealed one of the heirs to my company, I thought it was time to announce the rest of them too, before I would accidentally reveal them too. The first heir is already known, my intern Peter Parker.”
Peter walks onto the stage, nervously smiling.
“My second heir is Harley Keener, a kid I met in Tennessee when I was fighting the terrorist group Ten Rings.”
Harley comes to stand next to Peter, seeming more confident.
“My third heir is Harley’s sister Alicia.”
Alicia walks towards the stage, smiling at her brothers.
“For my fourth heir, I have appointed my wife’s intern Michelle Jones.”
MJ walks to the stage and stands next to Peter.
“All of them are very smart and more qualified then I am. Peter and Harley are great technicians, while Alicia and Michelle are stars when it comes to actually running a business. All four of them are dear to me, and I love them like they were my own. Of course, there are two more kids I consider mine. I did not forget them, but as they are superheroes, they will inherit the co-leadership of the Avengers. No one will answer any questions today.”]
Iron Dad | @tonystank
After a quick family meeting, we have decided that questions will be answered on twitter using the hashtag #asktheheirs
Don’te | @notthepoet
#asktheheirs @tonystank said that he loved all of you like his own. Why isn’t @behindthebook in the #ironfam then?
- Pepper’s Intern | @behindthebook
@notthepoet because I’m dating @yeeterparkour and that would be just very weird
-- Potato Son | @harleykeener
@behindthebook You wouldn’t have to be a daughter.
--- Pepper’s Intern | @behindthebook
@harleykeener What’re you thinking? Daughter in law or some shit? Peter and I have been dating for only a couple of weeks, let alone married
---- Potato Son | @harleykeener
@behindthebook You’ll see
----- Pepper’s Intern | @behindthebook
@harleykeener did you mean that in reference to the name or getting married? We’re sixteen for fucks sake
Typical emo™ | @yeahhowboutno
How long have y’all known #asktheheirs
- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@yeahhowboutno well, we all really figured it out today after Tony’s tweet
-- Pepper’s Intern | @behindthebook
@yeahhowboutno I had my suspicions about @yeeterparkour, but I never would’ve dreamed I was with him
Sleep-deprived ass | @fairiessleeptoo
Will all of you be in charge of the company equally? #asktheheirs
- Potato Son | @harleykeener
@fairiessleeptoo, well obviously, we’ll be in charge of different things. peter and I will do most of the R&D stuff, while Alicia and MJ will be dealing with other stuff
-- Potato Daughter | @keenersis
@harleykeener really? stuff? that’s how you describe my future job?
--- Potato Son | @harleykeener
@keenersis yes, how would you call it?
---- Potato Daughter | @keenersis
@harleykeener actually running the company
----- Spider-Son | @mightbespidey
@keenersis BOOM