IV
Group chat: the iron kiddos
Hats: you wanna fuck some shit up?
theres a bee?!?: …depends
Hats: oh wait maybe I should introduce you
Hats: abby, meet Peter, he’s @sintern
Hats: peter, meet abby, my sister
Abs: hi peter, so you’re the mysterious Stark intern
theres a bee?!?: yea, that’s right. I’m tony starks payed annoyance
Hats: ANYWAYS
Hats: about fucking shit up
theres a bee?!?: yes?
Hats: so I was thinking, since i managed to hack twitter
theres a bee?!?: a normal Thursday night
Hats: exactly
Hats: we could make up names for the Avengers bc every single one of them has such a boring name
Abs: so you mean twitter names, right, not actual or superhero names
Hats: WHY would I mean actual or superhero names
Hats: I literally started this story with how I hacked twitter
Group chat: two idiots and MJ
theres a bee?!?: s o I’m in a gc with harley and abby, two kids from tennesse
[hacker voice] i’m in: why are you in a gc with two tennesse kids
theres a bee?!?: I’M GETTING TO IT
theres a bee?!?: and mr stark broke into harleys garage during the mandarin shit
theres a bee?!?: and he just casually hacked twitter and now he wants to change all of the Avengers’ names and his sister just asked whether he meant their twitter names or their actual names
theres a bee?!?: it’s wild
[hacker voice] i’m in: hacking twitter: the newest trend among young adults
MJ: screenshots or it didn’t happen
theres a bee?!?: do you have so little faith in me MJ? :(
theres a bee?!?: but here they are anyway [screenshot of group chat: ‘the iron kiddos’]
MJ: no, I have very little faith in you pete
theres a bee?!?: that sucks
MJ: but this one seems to check out
Group chat: the iron kiddos
theres a bee?!?: I’m in
Hats: really?
Hats: that’s amazing!!
Abs: we already had some ideas, but we would need your input bc we don’t know everyone really well
theres a bee?!?: I had some ideas too, wanna facetime or something?
Hats: we’ll call you in a minute
INTERN OF THE YEAR | @sintern
so if all the @avengers could just check their twitter real quick, that would be great, thanks!
- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@sintern May I ask why you thought this was a good idea?
-- INTERN OF THE YEAR | @sintern
@tonystank not my idea blame @keenerbro and @keenersis
--- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@sintern you’ve been talking to Harley and Abby?
---- INTERN OF THE YEAR | @sintern
@tonystank they’re really nice, I don’t understand why I havent met them before
----- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@sintern because then, shit like this would happen
------ INTERN OF THE YEAR | @sintern
@tonystark watch your fucking language, mr stark
------- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@sintern I- y’know what? I give up
- мама паук | @blackwindow
@sintern Thanks! I’m flattered
-- INTERN OF THE YEAR | @sintern
@blackwindow aww, thank you Nat <3
- spider-bitch | @mightbespidey
@sintern WHY did you have to torture me this way?
-- INTERN OF THE YEAR | @sintern
@mightbespidey bc you are a bitch
--- spider-bitch | @mightbespidey
@sintern do you have anything to back up that statement?
---- INTERN OF THE YEAR | @sintern
@mightbespidey your face
- Dorito Man | @steverogers
@sintern I gotta ask…
-- INTERN OF THE YEAR | @sintern
@steverogers your shoulder to waist ratio equals the triangle of a dorito
--- Dorito Man | @steverogers
@sintern … Well, thanks I guess.
- legolas | @hawkeye
@sintern while I’m flattered, are you sure @tonystank had nothing to do with this?
-- INTERN OF THE YEAR | @sintern
@hawkeye we got some inspiration from him, yes…
- glowy hands| @scarletbitch
@sintern while I do like this one, why change it?
-- INTERN OF THE YEAR | @sintern
@scarletbitch we didn’t want you to feel left out, wanda :) yours was already pretty good tho (better than steve’s boring Captain America)
--- glowy hands | @scarletbitch
@sintern aww, thanks <3
--- Dorito Man | @steverogers
@sintern I feel like I should be offended, but I do agree with you.
---- INTERN OF THE YEAR | @sintern
@steverogers well, that’s at least nice to hear ig
- platypus | @jamesrhodes
@sintern Eh, I don’t know
-- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@jamesrhodes Keep in mind that that was my idea
- FRIYAY | @StarksAI
@sintern While I do appreciate it, I was not in need of a Twitter account.
-- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@StarksAI Did @sintern really make you a Twitter?
--- INTERN OF THE YEAR | @sintern
@tonystank yea! she’s the most responsible of all of us, except maybe @pepperpotts, and we do need someone to keep an eye on us :)
---- Scary Spice | @pepperpotts
@sintern Aww, thanks! (and yes, @tonystank, you do need a supervisor on here. I’m not always around)
- winter what? | @jbbarnes
@sintern Care to explain yourself?
-- INTERN OF THE YEAR | @sintern
@jbbarnes i think the winter part pretty much explains itself, but the what? part is from when you first saw steve and asked him who the hell is bucky?
--- winter what? | @jbbarnes
@sintern oh, okay!
- actual birb | @samwilson
@sintern I’m the actual bird… as opposed to?
-- INTERN OF THE YEAR | @sintern
@samwilson as opposed to @hawkeye, who uses a bird as his name while he has nothing to do with a bird. you, however can fly and are an actual birb
--- legolas | @hawkeye
@sintern HEY! My name is related to the bird, as I have really good vision, like a hawk
---- INTERN OF THE YEAR | @sintern
@hawkeye can u fly? no. so are u a birb? no. easy peasy lemon squeazy.
- Green Bean | @drbrucebanner
@sintern I’m not a bean, am I?
-- INTERN OF THE YEAR | @sintern
@drbrucebanner no you aren’t, but it does rhyme with green :)
- INTERN OF THE YEAR | @sintern
@sintern THAT”S IT! i wont take full credit for this all, as @keenerbro and @keenersis came with the idea :))))
-- pOtAtOeS | @keenerbro
@sintern well thanks for including us, ig
--- INTERN OF THE YEAR | @sintern
@keenerbro what?
---- business bitch | @keenersis
@sintern ignore him, he hasn’t slept in over 35 hours
----- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@keenerbro Go to bed, kid
------ INTERN OF THE YEAR | @sintern
@tonystank I see we chose the right name for you ;)
Group chat: two idiots and mj
theres a bee?!?: so that went pretty well, don’t u think?
MJ: I am astonished by your amazingly creative creativity
theres a bee?!?: thank you so much mj it truly means a lot
[hacker voice] i’m in: i liked them!!!!!
theres a bee?!?: at least someone does [insert eye emoji]
[hacker voice] i’m in: love you pete <33