The Relation
Spider-Son | @mightbespidey
Okay, wild concept: Avengers game night, what do we think?
- Potato Son | @harleykeener
@mightbespidey @tonystank Can we organize this?
-- Magic daughter | @scarletbitch
@mightbespidey @tonystank PLEASE
--- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@mightbespidey @tonystank Please mr Stark this HAS to happen
---- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@mightbespidey This will be a disaster, but sometimes you just have to make a mistake
----- Spider-Son | @mightbespidey
@tonystank I think that I speak for all three of us when I say THANK YOU SO MUCH TONY
------ Typical emo™ | @yeahhowboutno
@mightbespidey Three? I thought there were four of you?
------- Spider-Son | @mightbespidey
@yeahhowboutno Oh, haha,,, forgot about @yeeterparkour, sorry bro
-------- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@mightbespidey Ouch
Spider-Aunt | @blackwindow
So ever since @mightbespidey suggested we have a weekly game night with all available Avengers and additional people, @tonystank had been bothering us with it
- Uncle Birb | @hawkeye
@blackwindow Yes, it’s been very annoying @tonystank please quit it
-- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@blackwindow @hawkeye WE NEED A DAY
--- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@blackwindow @hawkeye @tonystank I made a schedule, check your DMs
---- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour You really asked every single one of the Avengers and additional people who is available when?
----- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank Yes? I did?
------ Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour I hadn’t thought of that yet, smart thinking, kid
------- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@pepperpotts how did @tonystank survive before?
-------- Responsible mom and CEO | @pepperpotts
@tonystank @yeeterparkour He didn’t.
--------- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@pepperpotts Makes sense.
Living the life | @romanathena
@avengers Who are the “additional people” if I may ask?
- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@romanathena Well, mainly people who are mostly operational behind the screens.
-- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@romanathena A couple of them include; @pepperpotts, @yeeterparkour, @harleykeener and occasionally @behindthebook, @mayparker, @nedleeds (brought by Peter) and @keenersis
--- Potato Son | @harleykeener
@romanathena @tonystank We’re with a lot more, but a they don’t have Twitter, so that’s a bit hard.
Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
Avengers game night has officially been scheduled at Saturday evening, as it is most likely everyone’s going to make it
- Responsible mom and CEO | @pepperpotts
@yeeterparkour @mightbespidey @harleykeener @scarletbitch You can all clean up any messes since you came up with it. Wanda can’t use her powers.
-- Magical daughter | @scarletbitch
@pepperpotts I would’ve ignored that, but Pepper’s just too scary
--- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@scarletbitch Tell me about it. At home, I’ve got May being scary, at school it’s MJ after she took Pepper’s class and at the Tower it’s Pepper, you and Nat
---- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour At least you won’t grow up to be a sexist. There will always be a woman waiting to kill you
----- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank I don’t think I would’ve, even without two murderous aunts, a murderous pseudo-mom, a murderous sister and a murderous girlfriend
------ GITC | @nedleeds
@yeeterparkour @behindthebook YOU TWO ARE DATING????!!?
------- MJ | @behindthebook
@yeeterparkour Look what you’ve done. You’ve murdered your best friend
-------- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour Why didn’t you tell me?
--------- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank @behindthebook @nedleeds Oops.
Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
So, I guess it’s out now that @behindthebook and I are dating
- MJ | @behindthebook
@yeeterparkour You literally let it slip.
-- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@behindthebook Yeah, yeah, like you didn’t want to tell
--- Responsible mom and CEO | @pepperpotts
@yeeterparkour @behindthebook Honestly, you could’ve saved a lot of trouble if you would’ve thought this through. Congrats, though
- May-be | @mayparker
@yeeterparkour Was I really supposed to find out through a tweet?
-- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@mayparker I called you before you saw the tweet, though
--- May-be | @mayparker
@yeeterparkour You were out of breath and you literally only told me you had a girlfriend before you had to go. You didn’t even tell me who
---- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@mayparker Maybe, on second thought, I could’ve done that better’
- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour Am I supposed to ASK for details?
-- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank Yes.
--- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour Well?
---- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank I’m still waiting
----- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour sigh. Could you please give me more insight as to your relationship with @behindtebooks?
------ Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank Very well, I was trying to figure out how to ask her out and then she asked me out. This was the day before yesterday and yesterday we went on our first date.
------- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour Is that all?
-------- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank All I’m willing to put online, yes
--------- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour Come to my lab.