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Stark Intern | @sintern
so yea, I do actually know mr stark and I did get that one picture through (relatively) legal means
- Victor | @depressedcat
@sintern … relatively legal ways????
-- Stark Intern | @sintern
@depressedcat y’know, I don’t know if hacking into your bosses ai is legal so yea…
--- Iron Man | @tonystank
@sintern That was Jarvis era, not FRIDAY?
---- Stark Intern | @sintern
@tonystank i got it through @Vision, he hacked something or so he told me
----- Iron Man | @tonystank
@sintern I’ll have a little chat with you and @Vision later…
------ Stark Intern | @sintern
@tonystank oh wow so scary coming from someone called staNK
Private chat: Hats > Stark Intern
Hats: Hey, who are you?
Stark Intern: Ehhh who are you????
Hats: I’m Harley, I’m from Tennessee, I helped Tony when he was presumed dead
Stark Intern: which time?
Hats: the time with the manadrtin
Stark Intern: ohh, you’re THAT harley
Hats: should I be glad im THAT harley?
Stark Intern: yea, mr stark talks about you constantly
Stark Intern: do u talk to him often?
Hats: well, we videochat once every two weeks, and occasionally call when I need some help with a project
Hats: has he mentioned you?
Stark Intern: mayeb. I’m peter parker, nice to meet you
Stark Intern: my private is @pbandparker
Hats: he has mentioned you, he tells me youre a genius
Stark Intern: no less about you
Stark Intern | @sintern
I have been @tonystank’s intern for a year now and he’s still surprised when I walk into the lab
- Iron Man | @tonystank
@sintern Hush, child
- CEO of Stark Industries | @pepperpotts
@sintern He sometimes still wonders where I am when I’m in a meeting that he’s supposed to be in too
-- Stark Intern | @sintern
@pepperpotts that sounds about right
--- Iron Man | @tonystank
@pepperpotts @sintern Don’t you two go around ruining my reputation
---- CEO of Stark Industries | @pepperpotts
@tonystank Don’t worry, honey, you do that enough on your own
Spider-Man | @mightbespidey
:(
- Iron Man | @tonystank
@mightbespidey What’s wrong?
-- Spider Man | @mightbespidey
@tonystank that wasn’t even a full minute before you responded
--- Iron Man | @tonystank
@mightbespidey I have your notifications on, don’t flatter yourself
---- Spider-Man | @mightbespidey
@tonystank I happen to know that you only have @pepperpotts’ and @jamesrhodes’ notifications on. and me apparently
----- Iron Man | @tonystank
@mightbespidey And how would you know that?
------ Spider-Man | @mightbespidey
@tonystank I have friends…
------- Iron Man | @tonystank
@sintern Well, thanks kid.
------- Stark Intern | @sintern
@tonystank IT’S SPIDER-MAN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REFUSE SPIDER-MAN
-------- Iron Man | @tonystank
@sintern Oh, we can’t refuse Spider-Man precious intel, but we can ignore three calls from your boss about where you were when you were supposed to be here?
--------- Stark Intern | @sintern
@tonystank That was three months ago, there was a traffic jam, and my phone was dead, you know all of that. Low blow, Stark
---------- CEO of Stark Industries | @pepperpotts
@sintern @tonystank Can you take this conversation somewhere else, please?
Group chat: the iron kiddos
Hats: you wanna fuck some shit up?