Spider-Man Offical[ly raised hell]

honeyugota @bigstormcomin

so,,, to summarise,,, @OfficialSpider-Man has an official twitter,,, he has a father son relationship with @Iron-Man. There's also??? some random?? child??? @parkbench who has been tagged in like two (2) posts by Captain?? Fucking?? America?? he works with Tony Stark in "the labs" and teaches him memes,,, WTF IS GOING ON I AM CONFUSION-

i drink to forget @butialwaysremember

dont forget @Black Widow and @hawkeydorkey's public breakup lol. the internet handed me a drink and i took a sip expecting water and now my tongue is SCORCHED and BURNT from this PIPING hot TEA

fairychild @sipsip

Stark went from having no children to like 60. how many children does @Iron-Man even HAVE?? I NEED TO KNOW

Sally B @lesbionest

@Iron-Man pLEASE THE STANS ARE ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEATS

abbey queerer @brokemydorawatch

@lesbionest so are the gays

harley queerer @brokeintomygarage

@brokemydorawatch @ me next time coward

abbey queerer @brokemydorawatch

the gay @brokeintomygarage is on the edge of his seat

harley queerer @brokeintomygarage

thank you. And yes I would like?? to know?? @Iron-Man I THOUGHT I WAS THE OG CHILD YOU OLD BASTARD

abbey queerer @brokemydorawatch

@Iron-Man i lent you my dora watch :( i thought we were connected??

harley queerer @brokeintomygarage

@Iron-Man I thought we were connected???!!

toby klingston @Klingy

whomst the fucketh are these guys???? someone get @Iron-Man on the phone??

Sally B @lesbionest

aMEriCA exPlAIn?

Capdad America @dadvenger

@lesbionest @Klingy I wish I knew

Sally B @lesbionest

@dadvenger I- AasdfaghkjLJFA

Felicity Green @greeniebeenie

@lesbionest U JUST GOT @ed BY CAPTAIN AMERICA HOW WE DOIN??

Sally B @lesbionest

I-

ClintonJE @tinyboi

WAIT IF CAP REPLIED DOES THIS MEAN??? THE @brokeintomygarage and @brokemydorawatch KIDS ARE LEGIT?

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

@brokeintomygarage @brokemydorawatch all this because @OfficialSpider-Man decided to make a twitter account. I hope the spiderbaby regrets his decisions deeply.

Spider-Man @OfficialSpider-Man

@Iron-Man nope

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

my life is just one huge continuous PR nightmare

yeeter-parker @parkbench

who will win the race to publish the first article detailing twitter's latest discoveries about tony stark's children?? my bets on @DailyBugle fucking cowards

harley queerer @brokeintomygarage

@parkbench hello, replacement

yeeter-parker @parkbench

@brokeintomygarage hello, old news

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

BOYS BEHAVE PLEASE,, be nice to each other

abbey queerer @brokemydorawatch

no let them finish

Pepper Potts @CEOStarkIndustries

@Iron-Man 

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

@CEOStarkIndustries your office, 5 minutes. i know the drill

yeeter-parker @parkbench

@CEOStarkIndustries Miss Pepper Pots CEO ma'am? pls don't kill me. i would- i would die for you

Pepper Potts @CEOStarkIndustries

@parkbench Then Perish.

MJ @michellebones

@CEOStarkIndustries please dont ma'am that's my emotional support white boy there

nedder @chairguy

@CEOStarkIndustries miss pepper you cant aliven't him you dont have all the facts: i love him

yeeter-parker @parkbench

@michellebones @chairguy ILY <3

MJ @michellebones

... <3

nedder @chairguy

!!! <3

Pepper Potts @CEOStarkIndustries

@michellebones @chairguy He will live. For now.

harley queerer @brokeintomygarage

@parkbench we will meet again soon,,, replacement

yeeter-parker @parkbench

@brokeintomygarage indeed we shall,,, lesser starkson

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

@brokeintomygarage and @brokemydorawatch are coming to the tower. This is going to go so, so bad.. 

Capdad America @dadvenger

You were the one who bought their tickets, Tones.

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

@dadvenger hush, Steven,, leave me to wallow in regret

harley queerer @brokeintomygarage

@Iron-Man :)

abbey queerer @brokemydorawatch

@Iron-Man :)

yeeter-parker @parkbench

@Iron-Man :)

Spider-Man @OfficialSpider-Man

@Iron-Man :)

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

oh no

Flash Thompson @flashdashcrash

okay seriously wth is going on im losing my damn mind @parkbench