Spider-Man Offical[ly raised hell]

potatoboy messaged Connected

potatoboy: tony,, did you actually buy us plane tickets?????

you know who i am: ..yes? did you not want me to? i thought you wanted to meet pete

abbeyy: sdksfgdhj we actually going?

potatoboy: i mean if we can get mom to agree but like??

you know who i am: oh its fine i contacted your mother already

potatoboy: you know our mom?

you know who i am: yes? we message so i can keep up to date on all my black mail material

abbeyy: so

abbeyy: last tuesday

abbeyy: when i

you know who i am: yes

potatoboy: ahahha loserrrrr

abbeyy: oh

you know who i am: moving on,,

abbeyy: absolutely

potatoboy: yes, back onto the topic: you bought us plane tickets?? you message my mother on a semi-regular basis????

you know who i am: i said i messaged for blackmail, not all the time

potatoboy: i hacked her phone dont lie to my face ever again

potatoboy: anyway. we are going to get to meet?? Him™?? The Replacement™?

you know who i am: Peter is not your replacement, Harley, i care nonexistently about all of you equally, in a non anything type of way

abbeyy: sure dad

you know who i am: zip it and get to packing. I want to not see you at all as soon as possible. I do not care.

potatoboy: sure jan

abbeyy: we <3 you 5ever too dad

you know who i am: i have no idea what you're talking about. stop stalling and start hauling

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

I do not have 60 children. I don't even have 1 children. I have no idea what anyone is talking about, this is all lies and slander.

harley queerer @brokeintomygarage

@Iron-Man am i not your first born?? am i not written into your will?? do you not help me answer maths homework that i send to you at 4am on a wednesday night because i know you are still awake you self sacrificing sleep avoiding bastard?

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

I'm talking biologically, Harley.

harley queerer @brokeintomygarage

so i am your son??

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

Biologically, no. Emotionally, unfortunately.

harley queerer @brokeintomygarage

hot then its cold its yes then its no we fight we break up we kiss we make up

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

Don't quote Katy Perry at me

yeeter-parker @parkbench

@brokeintomygarage yeah he doesn't have 60 children. he has 6. duh

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

@parkbench blocked and reported

MJ @michellebones

dont you mean grounded, blocked and reported, Iron-DAD?

yeeter-parker @parkbench

@michellebones !!! STOP EMBARASSING MEEEEEE

nedder @chairguy

i repeat: icon things @michelle bones

Capdad America @dadvenger

You think you know your partner, then all of a sudden they turn around and they have like 6 children... 

sally @lesbionest

ASFDFGFJK YOU THINK YOU KNOW YOUR """PARTNER""" ???????? UMMM WHAT THE ACTUAL FLIP?? @dadvenger PLZ EXPLAIN

toby klingston @Klingy

EYE-

sunny @SummerDays

oh,,, my,,,, good,,, gOD praise jesus christ hallelUJAH ON THIS BLESSED, BLESSED DAY.

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

@dadvenger did you just,,,

Capdad America @dadvenger

This is Not direct messages

BruceBanner @7phds

You would be correct, @dadvenger. You would be so very correct.

Pepper Potts @CEOStarkIndustries

@dadvenger PR. Nightmares.

Capdad America @dadvenger

this is,, not how this was supposed to go. at all...

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

steven, love, please put twitter down

Capdad America @dadvenger

 :(

Stark Industries @SI

@Iron-Man and @dadvenger will not be taking questions during this time. An interview will be held in a few days time to address some of the current questions surrounding Tony Stark's relationship and parental status. Thank you for your patience.