Spider-Man Offical[ly raised hell]

CapdadAmerica @dadvenger

All the avengers are dead to me.

Cindy Moon @moon

AASFDSGFJHGLKJL CAPDAD AMERICA I'M DEAD @parkbench WAS THIS YOU?????

yeeter-man @parkbench

@moon i'm innocent of all crimes

MJ @michellebones

this time

Natasha Romanov @BlackWidow

We do stan a good team dad, @dadvenger. Take it on the chin, you've got it better than some people...

samwilsonwuzhere @jamesbitchbarnes

@dadvenger you failed to learn my lesson, suffer in silence.

Sam Wilson @thefalcon

@jamesbitchbarnes sounds like someones bitching, barnes

samwilsonwuzhere @jamesbitchbarnes

i hate you

Sam Wilson @thefalcon

;) no you don't

TheVision @redrobot

@BlackWidow has a point, though. You do fit the stereotypical "team dad" role, @dadvenger.

Abe @abble

captain america is the avengers team dad confirmed, my headcannons are thriving thank you for your service

Cindy Moon @moon

@abble truly a day of holy revelations

Capdad America @dadvenger

To all my followers, I hope none of you like Hawkeye, because this is possibly the last time you'll ever see him alive.

RealHawkeye @hawkeydorkey

@dadvenger @ me bitch

sally @lesionest

DON'T BE SHY @ SOME MORE GIVE US THE DRAMA

Capdad America @dadvenger

FINE @hawkeydorkey you are dead! Dead. Help me change my name back!

RealHawkeye @hawkeydorkey

you can't kill me im [the] bad bitch[s favourite bitch] @BlackWidow save me!!!!

Natasha Romanov @BlackWidow

@dadvenger you can have him.

RealHawkeye @hawkeydorkey

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK i thought you loved me <///33 :( i even left you rights to Lucky in my will 

Natasha Romanov @BlackWidow

@hawkeydorkey Which still stands, yes?

RealHawkeye @hawkeydorkey

IS THAT ALL THIS WAS?? YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP,,, BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS???? A PLOY TO GET MY DOG??

Natasha Romanov @BlackWidow

@hawkeydorkey Absolutely. My master plan all along. I was never your friend, I was only ever here for dog.

furious @piratepatch

@BlackWidow good to know.

Spider-Man @OfficialSpider-Man

@piratepatch ??????? mr. fury??

furious @piratepatch

@parkbech The names were assigned.

Spider-Man @OfficialSpider-Man

@piratepatch by who???????????

furious @piratepatch

@parkbech Do you need to ask?

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

@piratepatch i love seeing all my hard work get recognised for the gold that it is

RealHawkeye @hawkeydorkey

@Iron-Man @piratepatch yes yes this is all very funny your name for fury is hilarious tony BUT COULD I HAVE A HAND HERE I CAN HEAR @dadvenger ON HIS WARPARTH PLS LET IT NOT END LIKE THIS

MJ @michellebones

@hawkeydorkey do not go gentle into that good night

yeeter-man @parkbench

@michellebones I'M-

nedder @chairguy

@michellebones icon things

Capdad America @dadvenger

Thank you, @BlackWidow, for making the right decision!

Cindy Moon @moon

oof the drama, the betrayal, yes girl give us everything

RealHawkeye @hawkeydorkey

love it when people u care about stab you in the back </3

yeeter-man @parkbench

@hawkeydorkey truuuuuuth

nedder @chairguy

!!! i would never!!!

yeeter-man @parkbench

i know <3

RealHawkeye @hawkeydorkey

relationship ended with @BlackWidow brb gonna go elope with @thefalcon he brought me food, @dadvenger cut off the kitchen in a tactical blockade

Sam Wilson @thefalcon

@hawkeydorkey we are not eloping

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

@dadvenger @hawkeydorkey break the microwave again and i will make your suits a subtle - but damaging - 2x smaller, mr & mr stupid spandex and leather

RealHawkeye @hawkeydorkey

:( !!! i thought we had something special :( birdbros???

Sam Wilson @thefalcon

I'm no cheap bitch, I need that 4 tier cake, golden invitations, 5-star photographer, and bitches know i'm saYIN YES to the million dollar dress

RealHawkeye @hawkeydorkey

well im broke @dadvenger dad can i have $20

Capdad America @dadvenger

Not until you change my name!

RealHawkeye @hawkeydorkey

aww but it suits you so well!!

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

@dadvenger you know @hawkeydorkey does have A Point™.

toby klingston @Klingy

tony stark typing like a gen z is my aesthetic

Capdad America @dadvenger

No Clint doesn't have a point! And, Tony, why ARE you typing like that?? Has @parkbench been teaching you about meems again while you work? I thought you were taking a break from the labs :(

yeeter-man @parkbench

oh he caught me

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

@dadvenger I said what I said. And @parkbench you blew our cover!

Capdad America @dadvenger

Tony! You know it's not healthy!

MJ @michellejones

he said, you know, like a dad

yeeter-man @parkbench

ASDFAFSKLHKJ MJ!!!

Flash Thompson @flashdashcrash

what. the. fuck. @parkbench you better have a fucking explanation i swear

yeeter-man @parkbench

yEET