Spider-Man Offical[ly raised hell]: Captain, oh my captain, marvel cinematic universe, the avengers (marvel movies), spider-man (tom holland movies), iron man (movies) fanfic

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Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Peter Parker, Harley Keener, Ned Leeds, Shuri (Marvel), Michelle Jones, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Flash Thompson, Betty Brant, James Rhodes, Harley Keener's Sister, i'll probably add more as i go - Relationship

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Tony Stark Has a Heart Irondad Bisexual Steve Rogers Tony Stark Needs a Hug Trans Peter Parker Bisexual Peter Parker Gay Everyone Is Gay Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure Social Media Twitter Everyone Is Alive Deaf Clint Barton im gay yay Twitter Fic James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark Friendship Pansexual Tony Stark I saw everyone doing one and i wanted to too im sorry first fanfiction ever here we go people help me im scared thought everyone should know Ignoring Canon im really sorry lmao but im also excited please no death i only smol tony stark's science children

Summary

Peter Parker, alone at 2am.Bored out of his mind.Nothing around but his own admittedly horrible self-control and a phone. this is a twitter fic but it also has some sweet steve/tony and irondad & spiderson moments thrown in between!

Captain, oh my captain

April 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM

Capsicle @CapnMURICA

Hello everyone, this is Captain America speaking!

Capsicle @CapnMURICA

Wait why is that my name? How do I change my name?

SummerDays @sunny

ohhhhh i hope this isnt a fake account that would be tubular

Lily @flowerpower

Oh my god this is actual captain america?? Red-skull defeater? World War 2 fighter? WTF?? @tinyboi @Klingy @wolfie waKE UP SLEEPY HEADS

toby klingston @Klingy

my quEEN THANK YOU FOR ALERTING ME TO THIS GOLD

wrongulus @wolfie

y do u keep involving me in your avengers drama?? lemme sleeppp

Lily @flowerpower

@wolfie its?? 1pm??

wrongulus @wolfie

and?

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

this is golden. no one tell him, pleasseee

Capsicle @CapnMURICA

@Iron-Man Tony! Help me please??

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

stonyislife @stony

scREAMING MY OTP INTERACTING IM-

yeeter-man @parkbench

oh this is the best timeline

Cindy Moon @moon

who would possibly have the balls to mess with captain america?? who tricked you @CapnMURICA???

nedder @chairguy

@parkbench fess.

Cindy Moon @moon

@chairguy y did you immediately assume it was @parkbench?

nedder @chairguy

@moon he has a history of terrible puns. it checks out -_-

Cindy Moon @moon

@chairguy lol tru

yeeter-man @parkbench

@chairguy @moon :(

Flash Thompson @flashdashcrash

@chairguy @parkbench lol how tf would parker know CAPTAIN. AMERICA??? @moon don't encourage their lies!!

Capsicle @CapnMURICA

Well if it answers your question @moon I'm indeed never trusting @parkbench or you @Iron-Man again for social media help. Next time I'll just ask Pepper. :(

Pepper Potts @CEOStarkIndustries

A wise choice, @CapnMURICA.

MJ @michellebones

no sympathy @CapnMURICA, you trusted @parkbench. you asked for this.

yeeter-man @parkbench

@michellebones :)

Flash Thompson @flashdashcrash

WHAT THE SHIT IS HAPPENING @parkbench was tagged in a post by captain fucking america??? PARKER KNOWS CAPTAIN AMERICA?? YOU BETTER EXPLAIN

yeeter-man @parkbench

@flashdashcrash no <3

nedder @chairguy

this thread is a mess. absolute trash mess.

fairychild @sipsip

@chairguy and one man's trash is another non-binary's treasure.