Guess Who's Back? Back Again?
Wanda created a server
Wanda named the server: Hit Me With Your Car
Wanda invited Everyone
Wanda: Hide me
Wanda: Hit me with your car
Wanda: And then hide the body
Vision: …..
Vision: No?
Wanda: Get the blowtorches and the horse trailer
Tony: Wait, I’m so confused
Loki: Yes, why are we sacrificing Wanda to the void?
Loki: Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for it, its just which Deity are we summoning this time?
Tony:
Sam:
Bucky:
Peter: It wasn’t me
Strange: I’m both intrigued and concerned
Loki: I see this as my cue to exit
Wanda: HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR, CAROL
Carol: NO
Nat: WANDA, WHY
Nat: YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
Vision: Yes
Vision: Like cats
Vision: And me
Wanda: My brother is back in town
Clint: MY SON
Clint: I KNEW HE WOULD RETURN TO ME
Strange: I don’t approve of this metaphorical parentship
Tony: Strange, you don’t fuckin approve of anything
Peter: We’re having company?
Peter: QUICK, SHURI, HIDE THE BODIES
Tony: What?
Peter: I mean, what?
Shuri: I mean, what else did you think clothing hangers are for?
Tony:
Steve:
Steve: Alright, you really need to stop hanging out with Ronan
Peter: Awwww
Peter: But he’s so much fun.
Wanda: GUYS
Wanda: FOCUS
Wanda: BROTHER
Carol: RIGHT
Pietro has joined the chat
Pietro: Which one of you is the robobitch who’s dating my sister?
Bucky: Oh, shit
Bucky: Screw, Wanda, hide Vision
Scott: VIS! QUICK! GET IN THE BAG!
Vision: ……
Vision: That would be me
Pietro: And on who’s accord did you think you could just waltz in here and date my sister?
Vision: Mine, bitch
Pietro:
Vision:
Pietro:
Vision:
Pietro: Alright, I respect that
Bucky: Oof
Bucky: I could smell the tension from Alaska
Sam: Bucky, this is New York
Bucky: I’m aware, Wilson
Sam: Then why did you say…you know what, never mind
Pietro: It’s good to see all you assholes again
Clint: MY SON
Pietro: FATHER
Clint: MY SON, COME JOIN OUR BIRD RANKS
Sam: CAW CAW
Clint: HEAR THE SQWAKS OF THE BRID SQUAD’S APPROVAL
Carol: Istg y’all are so fuckin weird.
Loki: Says the woman who is the walking definition of absurdity
Carol: Shut up, you like Disney Princess movies. There is nothing more abnormal than a fully grown god obsessing over movies for five year olds
Sam: Don’t insult Bucky like that
Carol: Wha—
Sam: He is a Disney Princess
Sam: With Fabulous Hair
Carol: …..
Carol: I rest my case.
Peter: lol
Vision: Disney Movies are wonderful, Carol
Pietro: Yeah! Respect the Lion King!
Vision: Lion King?
Pietro: Lion King.
Pietro: Cats?
Vision: Cats
Pietro: Wanda, I approve of this man
Sam: What kind of fuckery is this?
Scott: Okay, Vis, you can come out of the bag now
Peter: OML they actually shoved Vision in a bag
Thor: Well, you said hide the bodies didn’t you?
Peter:
Tony:
Strange: I can’t with these people
Strange: Why are my friends so weird?
Strange: Why am I friends with these people?
Strange: If my friends are this weird, does this mean I’m this weird?
Tony: First of all, we’re not friends, you’re simply that abracadabra stowaway
Tony: Secondly
Tony: Yes
Pietro: I knew there was a reason I missed you guys
Peter: We should celebrate Pietro’s return
Peter: With Pizza
Clint: JERRY’S
Sam: JERRY’S
Clint: I SHALL RETRIEVE THE PIZZA
Tony: Hell no
Tony: The last time we sent you on a pizza mission, you robbed a pizza shop and brought home my arch nemesis
Clint: But did I get the pizza?
Clint:yes
Peter: Pepperoni and Cheeeeeese
Shuri: Cheeeeese Kneeeees
Peter: Pizza with Legs
Shuri:legs
Peter: legs
Shuri:What’s on the menu?
Peter:LEGS
Pietro:
Tony:
Strange: The fuck?
Nat: I will get the Pizza
Nat: Since I’m clearly the only responsible adult here
Steve:
Steve: That’s debatable
Nat: You better watch it, Rogers
Nat: Or I’ll be bringing home extra anchovies for you
Steve: You know what? Fuck you, Romanov
Nat: Only in your dreams
Carol:pulls knife
Carol: You better fuckin not be dreaming about that
Tony: 👀
Tony:run
Peter: Aunty Nat
Peter: You must go forth and retrieve our sustenance
Shuri: We require a feast
Thor: I heard feast, and I was summoned
Peter: Pizza
Pietro: Pizza
Thor: I hunger
Loki: Brother, you always hunger
Thor: Do not undermine my love of pizza, Loki
Peter: Yes, its a very committed relationship
T’Challa: The fuck have I just walked in on?
Clint: MY SON HAS RETURNED
Clint: WE ARE CELEBRATING WITH A FEAST
T’Challa: I don’t approve of this parentship
Strange: That’s what I said
Bruce: I heard someone screaming about pizza
Tony: Yes, Peter, can you please keep it down
Tony: The adults are talking
Strange: Tony, I can see you. You’re literally by yourself, in the kitchen, making coffee
Tony: Well damn, Strange, why you gotta go and expose me like that?
Sam: Okay, but is anyone going to explain to me why we’ve been talking about pizza for the past ten minutes, yet there is still no food in my hands?
Nat: On it
Nat: vRoOm vRoOm, gOtTa zOom
Pietro:GOTTA GO FAST
Peter:GOTTA GO FAST
Shuri:GOTTA GO FASTER
Peter:FASTER
Pietro:FASTER FASTER FASTER
Nat:THEY SEE ME ROLLING
Carol:THEY HATIN'
Steve: NAT, DON’T FUCKING TEXT AND DRIVE
Nat: Calm yourself, Steve, I’m not even in the car yet
Nat: I will be back within ten minutes
Steve: Jerry’s is ten 20 minutes away?
Nat: Exactly
Wanda: Oh Lawd
Wanda: Here we go again
Bruce: Nat, No
Nat: Nat, yes
Nat: See you in hell, bitches
Scott: Does anyone else hear the sound of maniacal laughter and burning rubber?
Carol: I swear to fucking God
Loki: I am here, at your service
Thor: Again, not that kind of God, Brother
10 minutes later
Nat: I’m Back
Steve: Nat, you're an idiot.
Nat: I’m not an idiot, I simply took a shortcut
Steve: Which was?
Nat: Drive fast
Tony: Did you at least get the pizza?
Nat: Yes
Pietro: PIZZA
Clint: PIZZA
Peter: PIZZA
Nat: And two speeding tickets too
Tony:
Strange:
Tony: Fuck you, Natasha