The Grand Finale
Peter Created a Server
Peter Named the Server: I’m still hungry
Peter invited Everyone
Tony: Peter, I just fuckin fed you
Peter: I know, but I’m still hungry
Tony: Then go eat Clint’s leftovers
Clint: How very dare you?
Nat: Clint, you can’t store pizza in the community fridge and expect someone not to eat it
Peter: Wait, it’s PIZZA?
Clint: Now you’ve done it, Nat
Carol: RIP
Sam: Wait, that was Clint’s pizza?
Clint: …..
Clint: Sam
Clint: If you’re implying what I think you’re implying…
Sam: Whoops?
Clint: SAM, YOU MOTHERSQWAKER
Clint: YOU ARE OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE BIRD SQUAD
Sam: I formed the Bird Squad?
Bucky: He formed the Bird Squad?
Peter: Aw, damn
Peter: I was gonna eat that
Clint: I hate this fucking family
Clint: You all are officially dead to me
Clint: I never want to see any of your faces ever again
Nat: Even me?
Nat: Your best friend?
Clint: …..
Clint: Aight, you’re cool
Clint: But the rest of them can fuck off
Nat: Yisss
Tony: Clint, I can always get you more pizza
Clint: Doesn’t matter
Clint: The fact that you were all planning to eat MY pizza in the first place, has wounded me more than I could have ever imagined humanly possible
Vision: If I’m not human, does that mean I’m exempt from this?
Clint: ….
Clint: No
Carol: Damn, someone’s salty
Wanda: Hey be nice to Vis
Wanda: He's done nothing wrong
Clint: He failed to stop Sam from eating my leftovers
Clint: I count that as “something wrong”
Tony: Oi! Clint! Give it a rest!
Tony: You’re giving me a headache now
Loki: Yes, blasting that Jontron version of “I will always love you” through the vents is a very unpleasant sound
Peter:ANDD IIIIIIIIIIII
Peter: Take it away, Shuri
Shuri:HOLY SHIT
Peter:WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU
Shuri:I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME
Clint:HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME SQWAKDAMNIT
Sam: Caw Caw, motherfucker, I was hungry
Sam: That’s how
T’Challa: ….
Strange: All this, for a slice of pizza
Clint: Your vegan ass wouldn’t understand my pain
Tony: jkdfhgjf
Tony: BURNED
Steve: Okay, okay, okay
Steve: How about this
Steve: I’ll go get more pizza for everyone.
Peter: PIZZA PARTY
Shuri: PIZZA PARTY
Clint: PIZZA PARTY
Clint: SAM, YOU’RE FORGIVEN
Sam: Really?
Clint: FUCK NO, I WAS KIDDING
Bucky: Lmao, Clint, you sneaky shit
Peter:WHERE DID I GO WRONG
Shuri:I LOST A FRIEND
Bucky:HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEE
Peter:ALLL BY MYSELFFF
Strange: Okay, enough with the musical numbers
Thor: Hush, Magic Man
Thor: Music is always appreciated in this house
Thor: Especially Disney music
Vision: ^^^
Loki: ^^^
Tony: See, I always thought that Loki would be a death metal kind of guy
Bruce: I pinned him as a My Chemical Romance Stan
Loki: I can be an emotional wreck and still enjoy Disney music if I so please
Peter: No, no
Peter: You have it all wrong
Peter: He’s Loki a Directioner
Carol:
Nat:
Tony:
Loki: Peter, why would you expose me like that?
Tony: That’s hilarious
Tony:im crying
Carol: Who woulda thought
Steve: I’m back
Steve: And I come bearing pizza
Scott: I heard pizza
Thor: You are invited
Carol: Only if you bring the other one, tho
Hope: Other one?
Hope: Excuse you, Glowstick, I have a name
Carol: Right, Hoop, I forgot
Hope:
Carol: 😂
Hope: 😂
Peter: Shuri, come over for pizza
Shuri: Already on my way
Shuri: Just had to kidnap my brother first
T'Challa: I did not agree to this
Clint: PIZZA
Steve: Everyone come and get it before Clint eats it all
Sam: Lmao who remembers when we went to Walmart and Clint tried to steal the frozen Pizza supply
Clint: In my defense, they were all going to expire soon anyways
Nat: Okay, but the time Wanda launched me into a Pasta display?
Wanda: I WAS ATTACKED
Nat: But speaking of pasta
Nat: What about that time when Steve ate the last of Carol’s pasta and she went berserk?
Steve: Must you remind me?
Carol: At least you’ve learned your lesson since
Wanda: Okay, but that night was kind of a success in a way
Clint: My ship sailed
Wanda: Exactly
T’Challa: I swear to God, you people are so strange
Tony: No, no, that’s just the wizard
Strange: Haha, very funny
Peter: Strange=World’s best babysitter
Tony: Still have him on speed dial
Strange: Have I ever mentioned that I hate you all?
Peter: Even me?
Strange: On occasion
Nat:
Tony:
Nat: You fuckin take that back
Strange: Make me
Nat: I will
Sam: Oh, shit
Bucky: Nat has been angered
Tony: Istg she’s more protective over him than I am, and I’m practically his dad
Peter: Lmao like that time I came here on that field trip and she almost strangled Flash
Nat: I hate that kid
Strange: I already told you
Strange: He was not a kid
Strange: He was a vermin
Peter: See, I knew you couldn’t hate me
Strange: I said not all the time
Carol: He just doesn’t want us to know that he’s secretly soft
Tony: It’s okay, Strange
Tony: I think we all have a soft spot for Peter
Sam: This is true
Sam: I mean, look at what he did to Thanos
Tony: jhgjdfhg
Tony: I still can’t believe that Ronan thinks you can farm pizza
Carol: And we’re never telling him otherwise
Scott: I have arrived
Carol: HOOP
Hope: CARL
Carol: COME EAT PIZZA WITH US
Hope: It wasn’t stolen this time was it?
Steve: No, no
Steve: I made sure of that
Clint: Okay, but did you really think a pizza place would be open at 2am
Clint: Not to mention I was with two very experienced criminals?
Clint: What else did you expect?
Steve: For you to be a responsible adult
Sam: Clint?
Bucky: Responsible?
Nat: Keep dreaming
Clint: I hate you all
T’Challa: I don’t think any of you are remotely responsible in any way
T'Challa: Except for maybe Steve
T’Challa: After all, you’ve been kicked out of various Walmarts, various times. Not to mention you allowed Carol to take Peter and Shuri into space
Peter:
Shuri:
Tony:
Strange: Hey, I bought Tony a parenting manual
Strange: Surely that counts for something
T’Challa: Not in my book
Bruce: Pun intended?
T’Challa: Puns are never intended
Shuri: And this is why you have no friends, Brother
T’Challa: You only say that because I refused to give you ice cream yesterday
Bruce: lol who remembers when Clint and Strange took the kids for ice cream and Tony just about had a shit-fit over it
Peter: Was that the day I fell off that fountain?
Wanda: Yes
Peter: WITH THE STRAWBERRY SWIRL ICE CREAM
Peter: NOW I REMEMBER
Shuri: PETER, YOU GOT STRAWBERRY SWIRL ICE CREAM WITHOUT ME?
Shuri: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?!
Peter: WELL, HOW ABOUT ALL THE TIMES YOU WENT AND GOT PIZZA WITHOUT ME?
Shuri:
Peter:
Shuri: Alright, we’ll call it a draw
Carol: Or how about the time Peter woke us all up at 1am?
Tony: Which time specifically?
Tony: There were many of those
Steve: Funny, I seem to recall you doing that too, Tony
Tony: I WAS HUNGRY OKAY
Nat: YES, BUT THE WHOLE FUCKING COMPOUND DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT IT!
Tony: IT’S BETTER THAN HAVING TO HEAR ABOUT SCOTT’S WEIRDASS DREAMS!
Hope: This is true, he does have some strange dreams
Scott: Like this one time—
Strange: I’m going to stop you right there
Bucky: How about the time we all got drunk at like 1am on new years
Steve: Yes, and I had to come save you all from a certain doom of food poisoning
Carol: Lmao that was a fun night
Shuri: You know what would taste good on this pizza?
Peter: What?
Shuri: Dino nuggets
Tony: Oh, lord
Rhodey: Did someone say
Rhodey: dIno nUgGeTs?
Shuri: Dino nugget pizza
Rhodey: @T’Challa Your sister’s a genius
Shuri: Why, thank you
T’Challa: She’s a pain, is what she is
Shuri: Rood
Peter: Don’t worry, Shuri, I love you
Shuri: BEST FRIEND
Peter: BEST FRIEND
Strange: Why do I feel another musical number coming on?
Thor: I support this whole heartedly
Peter:YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
Shuri:LIKE 123
Peter:I’LL BE THEREEEEEE
Loki: Why 123?
Loki: Why not 666?
Tony: Loki, no
Loki: Loki, yes
Tony: No summoning demons at the dinner table
Scott: What about ants?
Tony: NONE OF THAT EITHER
Scott: Too late
Loki: Too late
Tony: @Scott @Loki GET OUT ME KITCHEN!
Strange: Oh, God, who did he summon?
Nebula joined the server
Nebula: Me, bitch
Tony: Since when were Loki and Robobitch friends?
Nebula: Since we both discovered our shared dislike for you
Clint: OOOOOOOOOOOO
Sam: BURN
Carol: He summoned Nebula. Oml I’m dying
Nebula: 😈😈😈
Vision: Nebula’s not a demon?
Wanda: Then clearly you’ve never spent any time with her
Nat: Lol
Steve: She tried to kidnap my girlfriend
Strange: Was that the time I dropped you in Alaska?
Steve: Yes
Carol: Yes
Nebula: Yes
Strange: lol
Bucky: Damn, bois, why so nostalgic?
Sam: Ye
Sam: I’m taking a real trip down memory lane
Thor: Don’t forget your passport
Thor: That’s important
Sam: I—
Sam: You know what…never mind
Clint: Geez, bois, can a guy not reminisce on all the good times he’s had with his friends before they so harshly betrayed him?
Sam: Not this again
Scott: What?
Scott: What happened?
Bucky: Sam ate Clint’s leftover pizza
Scott: I thought we’d established that eating other people’s leftovers was a no-no in this house?
Clint: APPARENTLY NOT
Nebula: lmao
Nebula: That’s hilarious
Clint: How dare you laugh at my pain?
Nebula has been disconnected
Carol: RIPPP
Hope: Oh, God
Hope: Look at time time
Scott: Oop how did it get so late?
Tony: Idk
Carol: Fuck, it's almost midnight
Scott: Welp
Scott: We better be going
Hope: Yep
Hope: Got shit to do tomorrow
Carol: DON'T LEAVE ME HERE, HOOP
Hope: I PROMISE I’LL COME BACK FOR YOU, CARL
Carol: OKAY
Hope left the server
Scott left the server
T’Challa: Any excuse to leave you strange people, is one worth taking
T’Challa left the server
Clint: I don’t want to talk to any of you anyways because you’re all assholes
Clint: Fuck you, fuck you, Nat, you’re cool, Sam, fuck you, I’m out!
Clint left the server
Carol: @Nat @Wanda We better go too.
Carol: Movies to watch
Nat: Cats to snuggle with
Wanda: World domination to plan
Vision: 👀
Carol left the server
Nat left the server
Wanda left the server
Strange: I’ve wanted to leave since the beginning
Strange: And, Tony, take my number off speed dial
Strange left the server
Tony: Asshole. Just for that I’m not doing it. Peace, folks
Tony left the server
Bruce: If he’s out, I’m out
Bruce left the server
Rhodey: Same
Rhodey left the server
Loki: Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m going to go summon more shit.
Thor: Can I come?
Loki: No
Loki left the server
Thor: ☹️
Vision: It’s okay, Thor, you can come watch Disney with me
Thor: ☺️
Thor left the server
Vision left the server
Sam: I guess we better go find Clint and cheer him up
Bucky: Ye. Life without him would be boring
Sam: Exactly, Idk how we would function without our favorite third wheel
Sam left the server
Bucky left the server
Peter: …
Shuri: …
Peter: I guess that just leaves you and me, then
Shuri: I guess so
Peter: What do we do now?
Shuri: Idk
Shuri: We could go watch Loki try to summon Harry Styles?
Peter: Grab the popcorn
Shuri: On it
Peter left the server
Shuri left the server
Wade joined the server
Wade: Well, then
Wade: Just leave me here all by myself, why don’t you
Wade: Anyway
Wade: I was summoned to explain that the author has decided to end the series here because she’s a lazy fuck
Wade: But she wants you to know that she loves you all and is so very grateful that you took the time to read her chaotic trash fire of a story
Wade: She’ll consider making another one of these stories maybe in the future, but for now she needs some well deserved time off.
Wade: However, she has enjoyed writing this and promises that this won’t be the last of her or the Avengers Fam :)
Wade left the server
FIN