
Run Boy Run
Loki created a Server
Loki Named the Server: You Better Fuckin Run
Loki invited Everybody
Tony: Huh
Tony: Who knew Loki had it in him to actually create a server.
Loki: SILENCE, FOUL CREATURE
Tony: Excuse you
Tony: But I’m fucking fabulous
Strange: I have a strong desire to vomit at that statement
Tony: I have a strong desire to vomit at your face
Tony: Or on your face
Tony: One of the two
Carol: Bitch, disGUStANG
Loki: ENOUGH WITH YOUR PETTY BANTERING
Loki: A GREAT CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED TODAY
Loki: I AM ENRAGED
Thor: You’re always enraged, Brother
Loki: BUT TODAY, IT’S EVEN MORE SO THAN NORMAL
Sam: Aight, bro, you need to chill tf out
Bucky: ^^^
Bucky: I can hear you screaming
Bucky: From the third floor
Scott: So that’s what that was.
Steve: Loki, just calm down and tell us what happened
Loki: Your girlfriend happened
Steve: …..
Steve: You know, I feel like I should have seen this coming
Loki: SHE HAS TAKEN MY CHILDREN
Loki: SHE AND HER SQUAD OF FEMALE RODENTS
Strange: Dear, Lord
Strange: We leave you alone while out on a mission for FIVE MINUTES
Strange: FIVE MINUTES
Strange: Do we need a babysitter for all of you?
Tony: .....
Tony: Yes
Hela has joined the server
Hela: Excuse you, Brother, but who are you calling a rat
Loki: You, bitch
Hela: Well, you’re a snake
Thor: Don’t insult snakes, they are beautiful creatures who deserve nothing but love
Thor: Like Loki
Loki: Thor, please kindly take your unwanted affection somewhere else.
Thor: Accept my love, Loki
Loki: No
Thor: ACCEPT IT
Loki:*hisssss*
Thor: BROTHER, I WILL HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH MY LOVE AND SUPPORT
Peter: Hey, that’s my line.
Loki: Peter, tell me where Captain Crackhead has hidden my children.
Carol: You know I can see the chat right?
Loki: CAROL
Loki: YOU HAVE ENRAGED ME
Nat: Oh, Lord
Wanda: Here we go again
Loki: UNHAND MY CHILDREN
Wanda: They’re fine
Wanda: They’re napping
Carol: So quit yelling otherwise you’ll wake them up
Steve: Carol, what did you do?
Loki: I already told you, Steve
Loki: SHE HAS KIDNAPPED MY CHILDREN AND IS HOLDING THEM HOSTAGE
Carol: In my defense, half of this was Peter’s idea
Hope: He wanted to start a pet day care
Nat: And naturally, we couldn’t say no
Loki invited Nebula
Loki: NEBULA, YOU’RE THE SENSIBLE ONE, MAKE THEM RETURN MY CHILDREN
Nebula: Considering that I genuinely enjoy annoying people…
Nebula: No
Nebula has been disconnected
Bucky: lol
Loki: PETER, HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME THIS WAY
Loki: I TRUSTED YOU
Peter: I have done nothing wrong here
Peter: I’m simply taking care of your cats
Peter: They’re getting their nails done
Loki: Peter, I swear to myself if I even find one drop of nail polish on my cats I will beat you
Carol: ….
Carol: Too late
Loki: PETER, I’M GOING TO END YOU
Nat: Quick, hide the spider child!
Carol: PETER, GET IN THE BAG
Tony: Loki, if you hurt my kid, I’ll blast you into next week
Clint:Is it bad that i made popcorn?
Sam: …..
Sam:pass the popcorn, clint
Bucky: lol
Bucky: In this house, violence is never the answer
Bucky: It is simply a question
Bucky: And the answer to that question, is yes
Sam: lmao The Space Girls are taking over.
Carol: Gamora says “Bitch we took over a long time ago.”
Hope: Lol he’s trying to get in
Nat: Loki vs A Locked Door
Carol: Who will win
Hela: The door
Loki: How dare you insult me like this, you despicable cactus!
Hela: Cactus? I beg your pardon?
Nat: Lmao, Loki, wtf
Loki: She’s green and pointy
Loki: Therefore, a cactus
Tony: I…
Tony: You know, I can’t argue with that
Hela: I hate mortals
Nat: Except Peter
Hela: Yes
Hela: Except Peter
Hela: Just for that, Loki, I’m kicking your ass
Carol: All this for a couple of cats
Carol: Wow
Vision: Excuse me, Carol, but cats are important
Wanda: Lmao
Wanda: Vis, back at it again with the PSA’s
Loki: HAHA
Loki: I HAVE SUCCEEDED
Loki: I AM COMING FOR YOU NOW
Carol: Oh, shit
Nat: Carol, take the kids
Wanda: PETER, GET IN THE BAG
Nat: Time to fokin run
Hela: I can take him
Loki: I FEAR NO VEGETATION
Hela: I’M NOT A FUCKIN CACTUS
Clint:chomp chomp
Sam: Oh, lord
Bucky: Loki be getting his ass beat
Clint: Lmao
Clint: Hela just drop kicked him across the room
T’Challa: I don’t understand you people and your love for violence
Bucky: Entertainment Purposes
T’Challa: This chat makes me question my friendships
Clint: OH, SHIT
Clint: LOKI, YOU DUMB FUCK
Clint: DON’T BRING HER UP HERE
Peter: Rip
Peter: Hela in the vents
Peter:cue mission impossible theme
Clint: ABORT MISSION
Hela: You can crawl, but you can't hide, Brother
Hela: I will find you
Loki: PETER, I BLAME YOU FOR THIS
Bucky: Sam, I need you to google how to remove two dead bodies from an air vent
Sam: lol okay
Loki: Fuck you, Barnes
Bucky: You wish
Sam: No he fuckin doesn’t 👀
Nat: lmao
Nat: He protecc
Wanda: He attacc
Carol: But most important
Nat: He clap bacc
Bucky: Lmao
Hela: I’VE GOT YOU CORNERED NOW, YOU FOOLS
Loki: THIS IS NOT THE END OF ME, SISTER
Loki has been disconnected
Peter: Oh, rip
Peter: I guess it was after all