The Avengers' Not-So-PG Discord Servers

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Jumping on the Chatroom Bandwagon. Basically if the Avengers and Co. had discord/chatrooms.  What Do you get when you give the Avengers Discord? Total ChaosIf you recognize this book from Wattpad it's because I posted it there first
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Run Boy Run

Loki created a Server

Loki Named the Server: You Better Fuckin Run 

Loki invited Everybody

 

Tony: Huh

Tony: Who knew Loki had it in him to actually create a server. 

Loki: SILENCE, FOUL CREATURE

Tony: Excuse you

Tony: But I’m fucking fabulous

Strange: I have a strong desire to vomit at that statement

Tony: I have a strong desire to vomit at your face

Tony: Or on your face

Tony: One of the two

Carol: Bitch, disGUStANG

Loki: ENOUGH WITH YOUR PETTY BANTERING

Loki: A GREAT CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED TODAY

Loki: I AM ENRAGED

Thor: You’re always enraged, Brother

Loki: BUT TODAY, IT’S EVEN MORE SO THAN NORMAL

Sam: Aight, bro, you need to chill tf out

Bucky: ^^^

Bucky: I can hear you screaming 

Bucky: From the third floor

Scott: So that’s what that was.

Steve: Loki, just calm down and tell us what happened

Loki: Your girlfriend happened

Steve: …..

Steve: You know, I feel like I should have seen this coming

Loki: SHE HAS TAKEN MY CHILDREN

Loki: SHE AND HER SQUAD OF FEMALE RODENTS

Strange: Dear, Lord

Strange: We leave you alone while out on a mission for FIVE MINUTES

Strange: FIVE MINUTES

Strange: Do we need a babysitter for all of you?

Tony: .....

Tony: Yes

 

Hela has joined the server

 

Hela: Excuse you, Brother, but who are you calling a rat

Loki: You, bitch

Hela: Well, you’re a snake

Thor: Don’t insult snakes, they are beautiful creatures who deserve nothing but love

Thor: Like Loki

Loki: Thor, please kindly take your unwanted affection somewhere else.

Thor: Accept my love, Loki

Loki: No

Thor: ACCEPT IT

Loki:*hisssss*

Thor: BROTHER, I WILL HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH MY LOVE AND SUPPORT

Peter: Hey, that’s my line.

Loki: Peter, tell me where Captain Crackhead has hidden my children.

Carol: You know I can see the chat right?

Loki: CAROL

Loki: YOU HAVE ENRAGED ME

Nat: Oh, Lord

Wanda: Here we go again

Loki: UNHAND MY CHILDREN

Wanda: They’re fine

Wanda: They’re napping

Carol: So quit yelling  otherwise you’ll wake them up

Steve: Carol, what did you do?

Loki: I already told you, Steve

Loki: SHE HAS KIDNAPPED MY CHILDREN AND IS HOLDING THEM HOSTAGE

Carol: In my defense, half of this was Peter’s idea

Hope: He wanted to start a pet day care

Nat: And naturally, we couldn’t say no

 

Loki invited Nebula

 

Loki: NEBULA, YOU’RE THE SENSIBLE ONE, MAKE THEM RETURN MY CHILDREN

Nebula: Considering that I genuinely enjoy annoying people…

Nebula: No

 

Nebula has been disconnected

 

Bucky: lol

Loki: PETER, HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME THIS WAY

Loki: I TRUSTED YOU

Peter: I have done nothing wrong here

Peter: I’m simply taking care of your cats

Peter: They’re getting their nails done

Loki: Peter, I swear to myself if I even find one drop of nail polish on my cats I will beat you

Carol: ….

Carol: Too late

Loki: PETER, I’M GOING TO END YOU

Nat: Quick, hide the spider child!

Carol: PETER, GET IN THE BAG

Tony: Loki, if you hurt my kid, I’ll blast you into next week

Clint:Is it bad that i made popcorn?

Sam: …..

Sam:pass the popcorn, clint

Bucky: lol

Bucky: In this house, violence is never the answer

Bucky: It is simply a question

Bucky: And the answer to that question, is yes

Sam: lmao The Space Girls are taking over. 

Carol: Gamora says “Bitch we took over a long time ago.”

Hope: Lol he’s trying to get in

Nat: Loki vs A Locked Door

Carol: Who will win

Hela: The door

Loki: How dare you insult me like this, you despicable cactus!

Hela: Cactus? I beg your pardon?

Nat: Lmao, Loki, wtf

Loki: She’s green and pointy

Loki: Therefore, a cactus

Tony: I…

Tony: You know, I can’t argue with that

Hela: I hate mortals

Nat: Except Peter

Hela: Yes

Hela: Except Peter

Hela: Just for that, Loki, I’m kicking your ass

Carol: All this for a couple of cats

Carol: Wow

Vision: Excuse me, Carol, but cats are important

Wanda: Lmao

Wanda: Vis, back at it again with the PSA’s

Loki: HAHA

Loki: I HAVE SUCCEEDED

Loki: I AM COMING FOR YOU NOW

Carol: Oh, shit

Nat: Carol, take the kids

Wanda: PETER, GET IN THE BAG

Nat: Time to fokin run

Hela: I can take him

Loki: I FEAR NO VEGETATION 

Hela: I’M NOT A FUCKIN CACTUS

Clint:chomp chomp

Sam: Oh, lord

Bucky: Loki be getting his ass beat

Clint: Lmao

Clint: Hela just drop kicked him across the room

T’Challa: I don’t understand you people and your love for violence

Bucky: Entertainment Purposes

T’Challa: This chat makes me question my friendships

Clint: OH, SHIT

Clint: LOKI, YOU DUMB FUCK

Clint: DON’T BRING HER UP HERE

Peter: Rip

Peter: Hela in the vents

Peter:cue mission impossible theme

Clint: ABORT MISSION

Hela: You can crawl, but you can't hide, Brother

Hela: I will find you

Loki: PETER, I BLAME YOU FOR THIS

Bucky: Sam, I need you to google how to remove two dead bodies from an air vent

Sam: lol okay

Loki: Fuck you, Barnes

Bucky: You wish

Sam: No he fuckin doesn’t 👀

Nat: lmao

Nat: He protecc

Wanda: He attacc

Carol: But most important

Nat: He clap bacc

Bucky: Lmao

Hela: I’VE GOT YOU CORNERED NOW, YOU FOOLS

Loki: THIS IS NOT THE END OF ME, SISTER

 

 Loki has been disconnected

 

Peter: Oh, rip

Peter: I guess it was after all

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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