The Gang Plays Mario Kart
Tony Created a Server
Tony named the server: I might be dying
Tony invited Everyone
Tony: I think I’m having a stroke
Tony: Because I keep smelling burnt toast
Steve: No, that’s Clint putting peeps in the microwave
Clint: Wow. Way to expose me, Stoven.
Peter:stronk
Peter: I want peeps
Strange:no
Tony: So, just to be clear, I’m not dying?
Bruce: No, Tony, you’re perfectly fine.
Tony: Clint, stop putting peeps in the microwave, that’s not what they’re for
Clint: That’s 100% what they’re for.
Bucky: So that’s where my peeps went
Sam:cracks knuckles
Clint: Hey, guys come on, we're a squad remember?
Sam: You have committed the greatest crime
Sam: You have disrespected Bucky by combusting his Peeps
Bucky: Lol, Sam, it’s all good. I was just gonna do that with them anyway.
Sam: …
Sam: You got lucky this time, Barton
Nat: Wait, wait, wait
Nat: Hold on just a diddly-damn second
Carol: Oml did Nat seriously just say “diddly damn?”
Wanda: Holy shit, I think she did.
Nat: So you’re telling me
Nat: That you woke me up at 3am begging me to get you Peeps…
Nat: SO YOU COULD BLOW THEM UP IN THE MICROWAVE?
Bucky: In my defense, we were drunk
Nat:I DON’T CARE HOW DRUNK YOU WERE IT WAS FUCKIN 3AM!
Nat: THAT’S FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP AND A TEN DOLLAR BILL I’M NEVER GETTING BACK!
Carol: Get the blowtorches
Wanda: And the horse trailer
Vision: Wait, why do you need a horse trailer?
Wanda: Babe, it’s just a thing
Vision: You don’t even have a horse?
Carol: We use it to hide the bodies.
Vision: …
Steve: …
Bruce: …
Wanda: 👀
Peter: If we have a trailer, then can we get an alpaca
Tony: No
Peter: Please?
Tony: No
Wanda: Oml we don’t actually have a horse trailer, it’s just an expression
Peter: But we do have blowtorches?
Carol:hell yes
Tony: Holy shit, I’m housing Pyromaniacs.
Nat: This isn’t over.
Carol: i’ll still burn your shit
Peter: Rip
Shuri: @Peter Come play Mario Kart with me.
Peter: @Shuri Are you prepared to lose?
Shuri: Are you?
Clint: Peter, if I give you the last of the peeps will you let me join?
Peter: Y E S
Strange: N O
Clint:you can’t stop me
Strange: Yes, I can
Strange: Very easily actually
Shuri: Clint, if you want to play you’d better get your ass over here or we’re starting without you
Clint: jfdhgfhg okay, I’m coming
Bucky: CLINT, STOP BANGING AROUND IN THE VENTS YOU’RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE
Clint: Vroom vroom, gotta zoom
Clint: Aight, bitches
Clint: I call Baby Peach
Nat: lol you’re such a nerd
Clint: Yeah, well you’re a weeb
Nat: FOR THE LAST TIME ASSHOLE
Nat: I DON’T FUCKIN WATCH ANIME
Peter: Not that there’s anything wrong with watching Anime?
Carol: Yeah, Fury watches it all the time?
Tony: sgsgdishb
Tony: Never letting him hear the end of that, like, ever
Nat: You know what?
Nat: Just for that, Peter deal me in
Nat: It’s time to whoop some ass
Vision: Well
Vision: Now I see where Nat gets her horrible driving skills from
Nat: You may be my best friend's boyfriend, but that doesn’t mean I won’t shiv you for that
Wanda: You will do no such thing to my precious baby bean
Wanda: Or you shall face the wrath of Wanda
Nat: Bitch, please, you’d lose in a heartbeat
Wanda: You want a bet?
Steve: HEY
Steve: NO THROWING WII CONTROLLERS AT EACH OTHER!
Tony: YOU BETTER STOP
Tony: BITCH, STAAAAHP
Peter:
Shuri:
Peter: I’m so proud
T’Challa: Oh, God, not you too
Tony: Ya know
Tony: Those internet sensations are actually pretty sensational
T’Challa: …
T’Challa: I’m surrounded by idiots
Clint: Aight, you noobs, lets go
Nat: Time to die, fuckers
Steve: LANGUAGE
Nat: There are no boundaries when it comes to Mario Kart, Steve
Clint: Yes, this is serious business
Steve: It’s a video game
Clint: A VIDEO GAME THAT IS VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS
Carol: It is the way of victors
Loki: Yes, it seems to be the main way of settling fights in this house
Loki: Personally, I’m quite particular to stabbing the shit out of my enemies, but I suppose running them over with large unrealistic vehicles works as well
Wanda:
Carol:
Vision:
Thor:
Thor: Brother, no
Tony: FRIDAY, make a note to keep Loki away from the kitchen and the garage
Loki: 😈
Peter: Loki, don’t be a danger noodle
Loki: My whole existence revolves around being a danger noodle, young Peter
Loki: I once turned myself into a nope rope
Thor: Yes, and said nope rope almost took my eye out
T’Challa: …
Strange: I am so lost
Shuri:n o p e r o p e
Clint: Why do I have a feeling that Loki is going to invent Mario Kart Go or some shit
Tony:NO
Steve: Jesus, Clint, stop giving him ideas
Clint: MOVE, BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY!
Nat: YOU WILL NEVER SURPASS ME!
Tony: Holy fuck, they’re really going hard.
Steve: Is knocking the controller out of each other’s hands even allowed?
Carol: In this house, apparently
Wanda: sgsgh Carol, you were the one that fuckin started that
Steve: Oh, Lord
Wanda: lol she almost took my hand off when she melted the controller.
Carol: But did I win?
Carol: Yes
Vision: I do not support these hang outs you two engage in
Nat: Our friendship may be brutal, but it is all out of love
Vision:does not compute
Peter: HAHA DIE, TRASH
Shuri: Peter, when I catch you I’m gonna beat your ass so fuckin hard for that
Peter: If you catch me that is
Shuri: I WAS IN FIRST PLACE
Peter: And now I’m in first
Peter: As it should be
Nat:not for long
Nat:vroom vroom, bitches
Clint: Oh, shit
Clint: Gotta go fast
Clint: FUCKING HELL, NATASHA
Clint: HOW THE FUCK DID SHE GET TWO BLUE SHELLS IN A ROW?
Clint: THIS IS CHILD ABUSE
Peter: lol
Peter: Nat is giving him a run for his money
Bucky: I love how this has turned into Friday Night entertainment
Clint: Thor, stop yelling in my ear, I know you’re excited but I’m going deaf
Nat: No, no, please continue
Nat: Any and all Clint-centric distractions are welcome
Clint: Fuck you
Nat: You wish you could
Clint: I mean, it’s technically possible
Nat: LET IT BE KNOWN THAT CLINT SUPPORTS INCEST
Clint: ALRIGHT, NOW IT’S REALLY ON, BINCH
Loki: This is the most aggressive game of Mario Kart I have ever witnessed and I love it
Wanda: I play winner
Tony: If there even is a winner left alive
Clint: In this house, we battle to the death
Peter: There is no mercy
Nat: YES, I WIN!
Tony: That’s because you drive like a maniac
Clint: I SQWAK IN FURY
Clint: THIS IS NOT OVER, NATASHA
Clint: YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME
Nat: WHO’S THE BOSS?
Nat: I’M THE BOSS!
Carol: Proud wife
Wanda: We stan
Peter: And we only broke three lamps this time
Tony: I hate you all
Tony: If you break anymore shit, I will ban Mario Kart form this house
Clint: That’s okay
Clint: There’s always Mario Kart Go
Loki: Hell yes, there is
Carol: I’ve got a trailer if you need to hide the bodies
Tony: …
Tony: I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my life to our lord and savior, Albert Einstein, and this is the thanks I get?
Loki: Yes
Bucky: RIP
Sam: RIP indeed
Tony: FRIDAY, make a note to exterminate anyone who tries to break into the garage without my notice
Loki: Joke’s on you, peasant
Loki: I don’t always die
Loki: But when I do…
Loki: I don’t