Karen Took the Kids
Bruce Created a Server
Bruce Named the Server: Assist Me Please
Bruce invited Everyone
Bruce: Guys, I need help
Tony: What kind of help?
Strange: I doubt it’d be any kind that you’d be useful for, Stark
Tony: Fuck off, Strange
Strange: No
Steve: Is it relationship help? Because I’m an expert in that. I’ve got experience in everything. Especially the feisty girlfriend department.
Tony:says the virgin
Carol: not anymore
Tony: ...
Bruce: ...
Strange: ...
Nat: 👀
Tony: Really, Carol?
Steve: I rest my case
T’Challa : I can’t with these servers
Carol: Anyway, what were we talking about?
Wanda: Bruce needs help
Carol: Oh
Nat: Lol what did you do?
Bruce: I lost Shuri
T’Challa : Good riddance
Bruce: And Peter
Tony: !
Nat: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST PETER?
Bruce: I MEAN I LOST PETER!
Tony: DAMN IT, BRUCE, YOU LOST MY KID!!
Wanda: Oof
Bucky: Karen took the kids
Sam: How do you even know about that meme?
Bucky: This handy-dandy thing called the internet
Vision: Everyone knows that meme, Mr. Wilson. Even me.
Wanda: My lil nugget is a cultured boi.
Thor: I think the important question is, who is this mysterious Karen and why has she taken Peter and Shuri?
Bucky: karen took the kids
Loki: correction
Loki:loki took the kids
Tony: Fuck
Tony: loki, give me back my kids
Loki: n o
Nat: bring me back my spiderson or I will beat you
Loki: bold of you to assume you are a match for me
Carol: Rip
Tony: Peter, where the fuck are you?
Peter: Uncle Loki took us to get ice cream
Steve: This is bad
Strange: This is very bad
Bruce: I know! Why do you think I asked for help!
Peter: In V e r m o n t
Nat: ...
Sam: ...
Bucky: ...
Strange: Shit
Bruce: Here it comes
Nat: KFJFJDJDJD BRUCE, YOU FUCKIN IDIOT HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!
Tony: PETER, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN VERMONT?!?!
T’Challa: I’m not even going to try anymore...
Shuri: We in Vermont
Shuri: Because Ben and Jerry’s
Peter: We’re goin to all the Ben and Jerry’s and eatin all the flavors.
Strange: Loki, why is this necessary?
Loki: I must uphold my status as favorite uncle somehow
Clint: ....
Thor: ....
Vision: Technically, I’m his brother, so I can’t be mad about this.
Clint: But if you’re his brother and Wanda’s his aunt, that makes her your aunt too, so...
Wanda: ITS A METAPHORICAL SENSE, BARTON
Vision: Let it be known, that Mr. Barton supports incest
Clint: Fuck you, robo-boy
Nat: Hah. Pay back for the anime scare
Clint:natasha watches anime
Nat:clint supports incest
Bruce: NO INCEST ON MY PG-13 DISCORD SERVER
Nat: Lol
Sam: Can we get back to the important subject at hand?
Carol: Which is?
Bucky:karen took the kids
Thor: AGAIN, I ASK YOU WHO IS KAREN?!
Bucky: The universe’s ultimate demise
Sam: Thor, it’s just a meme
Thor: One of those internet sensations?
Sam: Yes
Thor: And there is no Karen?
Sam: No
Bucky:there’s always a karen
Peter: i want to speak to your manager
Shuri:i am the manager
Peter: bitch
Shuri:you’re really going to call me a bitch when your kids are right there?
Peter:my kids can’t hear me calling you a bitch because they’re listening to kIdZ bAhP
Bucky:karen took the kids
Peter:karen always takes the kids
Shuri: there is no stopping karen
Thor: ...I
Thor: I am so lost
Wanda: lmao
Strange: I am seriously considering hunting down all your asses and locking you in the mirror dimension for a good month or so
Tony: You have my full permission to do so
Loki: Gotta get that good ice cream first
Peter: I can already feel the sugar rush kicking in, bois
Steve: Oh, God
Steve: How much have you eaten?
Peter: We’ve been to about five now.
Loki: 15 more to go
Tony: Well, fuck
Strange: @Tony Didn’t I just give you a parenting manual for Christmas?
Tony: Yes
Tony: And I have elected to ignore it
Strange: Fuck you
Tony: You wish
Strange: No
Strange: No, I don’t.
Peter: Uncle Loki got me a teddy bear too
Shuri: He’s definitely going down in the books as favorite uncle
Peter: The counsel has spoken
Clint:inhales
Loki: you will never defeat me, barton
Clint: I will reclaim my title
Loki: As if I would ever let a mere mortal claim my place
Nat: No one:
Nat: Not one fucking person:
Nat: Loki: You better back the fuck up, or get smacked the fuck up
Loki: Fear me
Clint: FEAR MY SQWAK OF FURY
Loki: I DON’T FEAR CHICKENS, I EAT THEM
Clint: HOW DARE YOU
Loki: OH, I DARE
Bruce: Wow
Bruce: He fuckin went there
Loki: And who do I have to threaten around here to get some Nutella ice cream?!
Peter: Oooo
Shuri: Yom
Peter: I want Nutella ice cream now
Shuri: I don’t know if they have it though
Loki: If they didn’t before, they will now
Rhodey: Get ready, Tony, time buy a Ben and Jerry’s
Tony: You know, I actually wouldn’t mind that
Loki: Permission to threaten Ben and Jerry’s with death?
Tony: Permission granted
Loki: ALRIGHT, MORTALS
Loki: LISTEN THE FUCK UP
Peter: Lol
Peter: Nutella ice cream is now on the menu
Loki: Thank the fucking me.
Vision: ?
Loki: I would say thank the Gods
Loki: But then I remembered
Loki: I am a God, you dull creatures
Bruce: ...
Bruce: Don’t make me do it
Loki: Try me, bitch
Bruce: I will make a Loki Casserole out of you
Bruce: And rightfully claim my title as favorite uncle
Clint: I feel attacked
Peter: Uncle Bruce, please don’t hurt Uncle Loki
Shuri : Yes, he got us Nutella ice cream
Bruce: If Loki can threaten people with death, why can’t I?
Nat: I have trained him well❤️
Carol: Lol
Carol: Nat=Proud Girlfriend
Nat: He’s learning how to threaten people
Nat: This is an improvement
Wanda: lmao
Peter: I would like to take this time to announce that Nutella ice cream is now the current love of my life
Shuri: Peter...
Shuri: How dare you cheat on Wonderbread like that?
Peter: I’m sorry😩
Loki: I’m buying three tubs of this
Loki: And I’m not sharing
Peter: Not even with me?🥺
Loki: ...
Loki: No
Sam: Oh, damn
Loki: I will however, buy you your own
Peter: 😋😋😋
Strange: This is going to end horribly
Sam: Strange, you say that about everything
Bucky: Such a pessimist
Thor: Wait, I thought he was a narcissist?
Bucky: He’s both
Thor: This whole chat is confusing me today
Thor: I still don’t know who Karen is
Peter: My AI’s name is Karen
Bucky:karen took the kids
Peter: But that’s not the Karen in question
Thor: MAN OF SPIDERS, I AM CONFUZZLED
Loki: Lol
Loki: Come on, kids
Loki: There are ice cream parlors to be conquered.
Peter: ONWARD