The Dollar Store
Peter Created as Server
Peter named the Server: Screaming’ and Memein’
Peter invited Shuri
Peter: I spilled lipstick in your bag
Shuri: JFDHGKDFHGJEH
Shuri: liPsTiCk iN mY vAlEnTiNo whiTE bAg
Peter: Yes
Shuri: Peter, how could you?
Peter: An avocado?
Shuri: ……
Shuri: Thanks
Peter: All has been settled
Shuri: All is well
Peter: Look, Dad, it’s the good kush
Shuri: This is the Dollar Store…how good can it be?
Peter: heeeeEEEEE
Shuri: That line gets me every time
Peter: I know
Peter: Like what is she even holding?
Shuri: I wouldn’t know. I’ve never been to a dollar store before
Peter: ……
Shuri: ……
Peter: screeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Shuri: reeEEEET
Peter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shuri: WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Peter: BECAUSE YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO THE DOLLAR STORE
Shuri: WE DON’T HAVE THEM IN WAKANDA😩
Peter: WELL, YOU’RE IN NEW YORK NOW SO WE GOIN
Shuri: OKAY
Peter: NOW GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE
Shuri: WHY
Peter: BECAUSE WE GOIN’
Shuri: PETER, IT’S 3AM
Peter: I D O N T C A R E
Shuri: O K A Y I M C O M I N G
Peter: G O O D
Tony Created a Server
Tony Named the Server: Explain
Tony Invited Everyone
Tony: Does somebody want to fucking explain why the garage door is opening at 3am?
Peter: …
Peter: No
Nat: 👀
Carol:👀
Wanda: 👀
Nat: pETER, wHAT aRE yOU dOING?
Peter: wE gOING tO tHE dOLLAR sTORE
Sam: Peter, what the fuck do you need to go to the dollar store at 3am for?
Bucky: More importantly, @Tony why did you feel the need to wake us all up
Tony: Because, I needed to find the culprit
Steve: You couldn’t have just gotten up and looked?
Tony: I’m too lazy for that
Strange: Wait, did you say the garage door was opening?
Tony: Yes….?
Strange: As in where the cars are kept?
Tony: ……
Tony: …..!
Tony: PETER, GET BACK HERE YOU CAN’T FUCKIN DRIVE
Peter: I CAN NOW
T’Challa: don’t kill my sister, please
Peter: i’ll try
Steve:language
Shuri:holy shit, i’m gonna die
Shuri: he’s going 90 in a 65
Nat: PETER, NO
Shuri: He says “Peter, yes.”
Shuri: For his first time driving, he’s not that bad
T’Challa: You mean you tell me he’s never driven a car before....
Tony: Precisely
T’Challa: ......
Okoye: Nope. I’m out
Wanda: Lol
Carol: She’s clocking out before it even begins😂
Scott: At least he’s not texting and driving.
Hope: Don’t encourage it, Scott
Scott: I’m just saying, at least there’s some level of responsibility
Hope: he committed auto theft at 3am scott
Hope: where is the responsibility in that?
Peter: Brroom Brroom, Bitches
Shuri: Brroom Brroom, Gotta Zoom
Peter: We have arrived
Peter: at the d o l l a r s t o r e
Peter:its gonna be lit
Strange: No
Strange: No alcohol
Strange: Not on my watch
Peter: bUT yOURE nOT hERE
Shuri: So....
Hope: Drinking and driving is not responsible either
Peter: There will be no consuming of the bodily poison tonight
Shuri: We at the dollar store, not the liquor store
Loki: I encourage these alcoholic 3am adventures
Thor: Of course you do, Brother
Thor: We used to sneak out and go drinking all the time
Frigga has joined the chat
Frigga: You did wHAT????
Loki has been disconnected
Thor has been disconnected
Frigga has left the chat
Hela has joined the chat
Hela: Hehe
Hela: Busted
Hela has left the chat
Nat: I—
Strange: I have no words
Peter:i have two words
Tony: I swear to God, Peter, if you say dollar store, you’re grounded
Peter:d o l l a r s t o r e
Tony: Grounded
Peter: You can’t ground me
Peter: If I’m not on the ground
Bucky: Peter, where are you?
Peter: we in the vents
Clint: Proud Uncle
Shuri: We have safely touched down in the landing zone
Peter:d o l l a r s t o r e
Shuri:d o l l a r s t o r e
Vision: What is a dollar store?
Peter: God’s saving grace
Wanda: OML
Wanda: Vis in a dollar store
Wanda: I need that
Wanda: Vis: Your economy actually allows for this?
Vision: If Wanda desires to go to the dollar store then we shall go to the dollar store
Wanda:happy wendy noises
Carol: lmao Vis would build you a dollar store if he could
Vision: That’s a marvelous idea
Vision: I have made it my new mission to build Wanda a dollar store
Wanda: My Nug
Wanda: I can’t
Wanda: So soft
Wanda: So pure
Vision: ❤️
Wanda: 💖
Vision: ❤️❤️
Wanda: 💖💖
Vision: ❤️❤️❤️
Wanda: 💖💖💖
Tony:a f f e c t i o n
Tony:e w
Wanda:f u c k o f f
Shuri: Vis, can you build me a dollar store too?
Shuri: This place is freakin awesome
Shuri: A whole ass carton of Nutella
Shuri: for a dollar
Loki has joined the chat
Loki: It’s knock off
Shuri: It’s still glorious
Loki: ....
Loki: Get me some
Shuri: OML, pETER
Peter: whAT
Shuri: We’ve hit gold
T’Challa: Oh, no
Shuri:i found the good kush
Steve: what’s the good kush?
Peter: drugs
Steve: ....
Shuri: d r u g s
Clint: Stay in school kids
Peter: I have purchased 8 unicorn plushies
Peter: #noshame
Shuri: #youbetternameoneshuri
Peter: #iconic
Tony: #nomorehashtags
Strange: #tonystarksa+parenting
Tony: #fuckyou
Strange: #nomeansno
Nat: #kindashipittho
Carol: #makeitgay
Bucky: #imgay
Sam: #wenoticed
Bucky: ❤️
Sam: ❤️
Peter: We have purchased enough sustenance
Loki: don’t forget the beer
Steve:please, forget the beer
Peter:im underage
Loki:screw age limits
Loki:you only live once
Peter: ....
Shuri: ....
Tony: Don’t do it, Peter
Carol: #peerpressure
Peter: Get in, Shuri
Peter: To the dive bar!
Shuri: Brroom Brroom, Bitches
Loki: 😈
Steve: Loki, you bitch
Tony: Well, fuck