Squabbling Squads
Clint Created a Server
Clint Named the Server: SQWAK
Clint invited: Sam, Steve
Sam invited Bucky
Clint: SQWAK
Bucky: Hello
Sam: Hello
Clint: Why?
Sam: Bucky is part of the Bird Squad now
Clint: whispers
Clint: he’s not even a bird
Steve:neither am i
Clint: You’re a fuckin American Eagle or some shit
Steve: I think you mean Bald Eagle?
Clint: Yep. That’s the one
Sam: American Eagle is a clothing store
Bucky: For 12 year old girls
Clint:wheeze
Clint:did i mention that steve’s an american eagle?
Steve: Why do I put up with you three?
Sam: Caw Caw, Motherfucker
Bucky: That’s why
Clint: Because our squad is by far superior.
Sam: We are the best squad
Bucky: You are the best bird boi
Sam: ❤️
Bucky: ❤️
Steve: lol
Steve: You’re right
Bucky: @Clint Why have you assembled us?
Clint:SQWAK
Clint: Because
Clint: I am on a very important mission
Steve: Oh, God
Steve: Do I want to know?
Clint: SILENCE, CLOTHING MAN
Steve: ......
Bucky: lol
Bucky: Rip, Steve
Steve: Listen, nothing good ever comes from these missions
Steve: The last one almost got all of us burned alive
Clint: I WAS HELPING YOU, STEVE, YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH
Steve: HOW WAS ANY OF THAT HELPING ME, BIRD BRAIN?
Clint: I GOT YOU TWO TOGETHER, DIDN’T I?
Sam: In our defense, Clint, Carol did almost burn the entire compound to the ground looking for you after you announced to the whole server that they had a thing for each other.
Clint: SQWAK
Clint: This mission does not require angering your girlfriend
Steve: I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing
Clint: I’m on a mission to convince Tony of something extraordinary
Clint: Something BEAUTIFUL
Sam: Oh, God, he’s going off the rails
Tony joined the server
Tony invited everyone
Tony: I’m still not doing it
Clint: SQWAK
Clint: One way or another, tin man
Clint: YOU WILL BOW TO MY WILL
Nat: lol, Clint, you’re like the least terrifying person here
Sam: I thought that was Peter?
Carol: Peter may come across as pure
Carol: But mess with his legos and he’ll fuck you up
Peter: hehehe
Steve: I can second that statement
Steve: Being hand-cuffed to Carol for 5 hours was torture
Wanda: lol shut it, Steve, you secretly loved it
Carol:🙃
Clint: I AM TERRIFYING
Clint: AND TONY SHALL MEET MY DEMANDS OR FEEL THE BIRD SQUAD’S WRATH
Tony: For the last time, Clint
Tony: I AM NOT BUILDING YOU A MONUMENT OF A TITANIUM PIZZA BIRD
Nat: ....
Wanda: ....
Bucky: ....
Sam: oml
Sam: Is it bad that I kind of support this?
Bucky: Yes
Bucky: It is quite concerning
Bucky: But it’s also a brilliant idea
Clint: The Bird Squad needs a monument of our power.
Nat:wheeze
Clint: All the other squads have one!
Clint: The Cat Crew has Muffin, The Science Bros have Bruce
Tony: I’m the founder of the Science Bros?
Clint: And Bruce could literally squash you in seconds
Bruce: I feel important
Nat: You are very important
Bruce: 🙂
Nat: ☺️
Clint: And the Space Girlz have Nebula
Carol: sksksks
Carol invited Nebula
Nebula: The fuck do you want?
Carol: You are the Space Girlz Mascot now
Nebula: Haven’t I always been?
Clint: See?
Clint: The Bird Squad needs our monumental mascot of Pizza Bird
Tony: Still not doing it
Nebula: Can you build a monument of me then?
Tony: 100%
Clint: SQWAK
Nebula: lol
Clint: WHY?
Carol: Because Nebula is an intergalactic beast with a metal arm
Nebula: Hell yeah
Nebula has been disconnected
Nat: Clint is salty
Thor: I heard pizza bird
Thor: And I was summoned
Loki: It would seem that Clint is attempting to coerce Stark into building him a statue of a Pizza Bird
Vision: Where would we even put that thing?
Thor: I haven’t the slightest idea
Loki: He also seems to be suggesting that the Bird Squad is the superior Squad
Clint: And the Pizza Bird will prove our superiority
Vision: .....
Carol: ......
Tony: ......
Carol: THERE ARE NONE THAT ARE SUPERIOR TO THE SPACE GIRLZ
Nat: We are the Intergalactic Terrors of the Universe
Wanda: And we greatly outnumber your squad, bird man
Tony: The Science Bros have brains and magic
Tony:We are obviously the best squad
Strange: For once in your miserable life I agree with you, Stark
Sam: We have wings
Sam: We can FLY
Sam: And we have Steve
Carol: Steve. how could you betray me like this?
Steve: I want no part in this
Sam: Too late
Sam: And now we have Bucky
Bucky: Yes
Sam: Bucky=cookies
Sam: And by that logic we win
Bucky: lol you’re too adorable for this world
Tony: That’s not even logic
Sam: IT IS NOW
Loki: The Cat Crew is obviously superior
Loki: We have cats
Loki: Specifically my cats
Steve: They’re only cats
Loki: MY SONS ARE KINGS
Sam: Falcons eat cats for breakfast
Vision: You touch my cats, you die, Wilson
Wanda: Oh, lawd
Wanda: My nugget is savage today
Nat: A spicy nugget
Carol: A salty nugget
Nebula joined the chat
Clint: How—
Nebula: The Space Girlz are superior
Nebula: We have Peter
Peter: 😊
Sam: ......
Loki: ......
Clint: ......
Tony: I—
Tony: I can’t argue with that
Nat: Does this mean we’re building a monument to Peter instead?
Tony: Hell yeah