E G G
Wanda Created a Server
Wanda Named the Server: E G G
Wanda invited Nat, Carol, Gamora, Nebula, Mantis, Peter, Shuri, Hope, Okoye, Hela
Wanda: e g g
Carol:e g g
Nat:e g g
Hela: What?
Okoye: Why am I here?
Hope: You've been recruited
Hela: Fear for your life
Wanda: E G G
Nat: Only eggs can sustain me
Wanda: I’m makin eggs
Carol: She makin eggs
Gamora: I want the eggs
Peter: Eggs are gross
Nebula: @Gamora Specifically your burnt-ass scrambled eggs
Gamora:f u c k y o u
Gamora: I’ll have you know that Drax likes my burnt-ass scrambled eggs
Nebula: Drax is like fuckin dog. He likes anything edible
Nebula: Not that I’m qualifying that shit as edible
Carol: hdjdjd
Carol: Roasted
Okoye: I’m so confused
Hope: Honestly, I’ve just learned not to ask at this point
Peter: @Wanda I want pancakes
Shuri: The children demand chocolate chip pancakes
Wanda:bold of you to assume I would listen
Nat: Let the woman make her eggs
Wanda: Gotta whip them eggs
Carol: She be whippin’ them eggs
Nat: Those eggs be more whipped than Steve is for Carol
Carol: ......
Wanda: ......
Gamora: .......
Nebula:saved
Carol: hdjdjddj
Carol:i’m w h e e z i n g
Wanda:don't wheeze on my eggs, peasant
Carol: I want the eggs
Wanda: Get your own
Carol: But only eggs....
Carol: Must consume
Wanda: Square up, bitch
Nat: No fighting
Nat: Only pizza
Peter: And paint
Hope: .....
Hope: Peter, don’t drink paint
Peter: Paint sustains wood
Peter: Wood sustains houses
Peter: Houses sustain webs
Peter: Webs sustain spiders
Peter: I am a spider
Hope: What the fuck is this kid on?
Shuri: He got left alone with an ice cream tin again
Nat: Are there no responsible adults in this house?
Carol: You were supposed to be watching him?
Nat: ......👀
Nebula: lol
Wanda: She was watching Hell’s Kitchen instead.
Nat: Way to expose me
Wanda: You’re welcome
Okoye: Tea has been spilled
Hela: Souls have been snatched today.
Nat: @Wandagive me back my soul
Wanda:n o
Mantis: What is Hell’s Kitchen?
Nebula: A show you’re too pure to watch
Mantis: It’s a Nebula show?
Gamora: Yes
Wanda:n e b u l a s h o w
Gamora: It’s what we call shows that are to corruptive for Mantis to watch
Wanda: I’m dyin
Wanda: That’s gold
Nat: If you die do I get your eggs?
Wanda: No, bitch
Wanda: I’m eating these
Hope: This is by far the most interesting conversation I’ve ever witnessed
Hope:quietly sips tea in the background
Hela:quietly sips eggs in the background
Hope: What?
Hela: What?
Shuri: I still want pancakes
Okoye: If I make you pancakes will you stop spamming the sound system with memes?
Shuri:crosses fingers behind back
Shuri: Yes
Okoye: ......
Okoye: Then you’ll have to take matters into your own hands, Princess
Shuri: 😔
Peter: I’ll make you pancakes, Shuri
Wanda: Peter. you can’t cook for shit
Peter: I can cook up some spicy memes
Wanda: That doesn’t count
Gamora: Wanda with a pinch of salt
Nebula: Those must be some over-seasoned eggs if Wanda’s this salty
Wanda: Did your robotic ass just insult my cooking?
Nebula: Metaphorically speaking, yes
Wanda:aggressively whips eggs
Nat: Clint says he doesn’t eat eggs
Nat: Apparently it’s offensive to his kind
Carol: Wait, chickens are birds?
Carol: Everything makes so much more sense now
Nat: Lol roasted
Nebula: Rip, Clint
Okoye: Here lies Clint Barton, brutally oven roasted by the mighty Captain Marvel
Peter: Chickens are related to dinosaurs
Peter: They’re Dino birds
Shuri: Dino Nuggets
Okoye: Oh, God, not again
Okoye: If I have to hear about Dino Nuggets one more time I’m going to scream
Hope:screm
Hela:i eat the screams of the innocent for breakfast
Hope:i put them in my tea
Wanda: i put them in my eggs
Hope: You and your eggs
Mantis: If you put cheese on Gamora’s scrambled eggs, they don’t taste like shit
Nat: ......
Nebula: .....
Okoye: .......
Gamora: .......
Nebula: hdjdjsjdjsnnsudjd
Mantis: What?
Nebula: I’m d y i n g
Gamora: I can’t even
Okoye: This is too good
Peter: Mantis ftw
Shuri: More roasted and toasted than Gamora’s eggs
Gamora: Oml leave my cooking alone
Nebula: Never
Mantis: Nebula is a good cook
Nebula: I’m the best cook
Wanda: Not as good as me
Nebula: Exactly
Nebula: I’m better
Wanda: bitch
Nebula:bitch
Wanda: Stay on your own side of the universe
Nebula: Fine, I will
Nebula: Me and my lit-ass cooking
Wanda: lmao
Nebula: luv you too
Okoye: I love this friendship
Carol: Nebula and Wanda are BroTP
Mantis: What does that mean?
Nebula: It means even Gamora’s scrambled eggs can’t kill our friendship
Peter: sksksks
Gamora: I stg, you two
Nebula: But you love us
Gamora: Yes
Gamora: Yes, I do
Okoye: Space Girlz ftw
Hope: Space Girlz ftw
Hela: Always be a Space Girl
Hela: Unless you can be the Goddess of Death
Hela: Then be me
Hope: Hela why?
Hela: Because, fuck mortals
Hela: That’s why
Wanda: My eggs are completed
Nat: e g g
Carol:e g g
Okoye:e g g
Hope: Consume with valiant glory
Peter: The almighty eggs
Shuri: Cooked to perfection
Carol: Omlet of the Ages
Hela: Omlet of Death
Nebula: No, no, that’s Gamora’s cooking
Nat: No, that’s Barton’s cooking
Wanda: Nat! Carol! Assemble!
Wanda: Sam is tryin to eat my eggs!
Nat: Carol, help
Carol: Ambush in 3
Carol: 2
Carol: 1-
Carol: Oh, shit, he called in back up
Carol: I've been contained by the stealthy Captain America
Peter: Stealth 100
Nebula:w h i p p e d
Carol: s t f u
Nat: Wanda, grab the eggs and run
Wanda: Gotta zoom
Nebula: Just yeet him out
Nebula: Must protect the eggs at all costs
Peter: Requested backup, comin' in hot
Wanda: @Peter BLESS
Nat: Vision saves the day
Wanda: Time to consume
Carol: lol
Carol: She locked herself in the bathroom
Wanda: Eatin’ my eggs in the shower
Hela: The only place to eat eggs
Wanda: Om Nom
Wanda: FUCK
Okoye: What happened?
Carol: Run, boi, run
Nat: Loki is so dead
Carol: Loki and Sam have formed a deadly alliance
Wanda: HE TURNED THE FUCKIN' WATER ON!
Hope: ……
Okoye: Rip
Hela: And sadly the eggs were no more...