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Peter Created a Server
Peter Named the Server: I finally cleaned the garage
Peter invited Everyone
Peter: @Tony I cleaned the garage
Tony: Fucking Finally
Peter: It was a mess
Peter: But I found some cool stuff
Carol: Anything explosive or highly flammable?
Peter: No…why?
Carol: No reason
Nat: 👀
Wanda: 👀
Steve: 👀👀👀
Peter: I did find this one box though
Peter: It says “Angie’s Broken Soul” on it
Sam: Who tf is Angie?
Peter: idk
Bucky: Does it say anything else on it?
Peter: “Do not open”
Strange: You’d better leave it be then
Peter: I’m gonna open it
Strange: Why do I even try?
Bruce: Peter, don’t open it there could be unfriendly substances in there
Nat: Ahem
Nat: 420, what’cha smokin?
Bruce: That came out wrong
Clint: lol
Peter: Alright
Peter: I’m going in
Tony: Peter, you’re a dumbass
Loki: @Peter Wait for me
Steve: Loki, take the scepter
Peter: Too late
Strange: Oh, God
Carol: Rip
Peter: Its just a bunch of notebooks and movies
Wanda: Ooh what movies?
Peter: Let me look
Peter: Just a bunch of Disney movies
Vision: Any we haven’t seen?
Peter: One
Peter: It’s called Avengers: Endgame
Wanda: Sounds stupid
Tony: Huh?
Steve: Someone made a movie about us?
Carol: Ew, Why would someone do that?
Nat: Yeah, our lives are so uneventful
Clint: All we do is go to Walmart
Thor: Perhaps someone made a film about all our spontaneous outings?
Tony: No, but someone should
Sam: lol let’s watch it and see what it is
Peter: Wait, there’s a warning on the package
Scott: What, is it rated R or something?
Peter: It says: Watch at your own risk, your soul will be shattered in more ways than you ever believed possible
Nat: ….
Wanda: …..
Thor: ….
Bruce: ….
Steve: …..
Peter: …..
Carol: We’re watching it
Wanda: Hell yeah
Peter Named the Server: Spoopy Movie Time
Peter: Why are the opening credits so sad?
Sam: This better not be a soap opera
Tony: Whoever this guy is that plays me
Tony: He’s very good looking
Carol: fhshf why does Steve look like a depressed seagull?
Nat: sdjfhsd a depressed seagull, I can’t
Wanda: lol this movie sucks already. It’s so dark
Nat: The fuck? Wait, why am I blonde?
Nat: And why is Thor edgy?
Thor: I don’t even know what ‘edgy’ means
Wanda: 1. Where am I?
Wanda: 2. More importantly, where are the cats?
Carol: You can’t have an Avengers movie without cats.
Sam: Oh, shit, wait, we’re dead
Bucky: Well that’s boring
Vision: Wanda is dead?
Vision: I don’t like this movie
Tony: Oh, good, Strange is dead
Strange: ……ahem
Tony: I mean…
Tony: Oh, no, how horrible. Who will eat the vegan ice cream in our freezer now?
Thor: Me
Tony: lol
Nat: Oh, shit, time skip
Peter:Five. Years. Later.
Nat: Oof
Nat: What the hell happened to my hair?
Carol: What the hell happened to my hair?
Peter: I feel kinda bad that Thanos is the main villain in this
Peter: He’s actually a pretty cool dude
Tony: Peter, just because he brings you apple juice doesn’t mean he’s any less evil
Peter invited Thanos
Thanos: I have been summoned
Peter: We’re watching a movie and you’re in it
Thanks: Am I helping the trees and the bees?
Peter: No
Peter: You killed half the universe
Peter: Including me
Thanos: What?!
Thanos: I would never!
Thanos: What is this movie called?
Peter:Avengers: Endgame
Thanos: And who made this abomination?
Peter: idk
Thanos: In all my years of conquest, none of it was ever personal...
Thanos: But this...
Thanos: I will take great pleasure in what I'm about to do...
Tony: Oh, God
Thanos: I will find them…
Thanos: And I will cancel their whole career
Thanos: Because that’s what heroes do
Thanos has left the server
Steve: Yeah, I…I don’t think that’s how that works
Clint: Wtf?
Clint: I have kids in this?
Loki: How revolting
Nat: Lmao Clint can barely be responsible for himself
Thor: @Loki Where are you in this film, Brother?
Loki: I assume everyone not yet shown is dead.
Thor: …..
Nat: LOKI
Nat: WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT?
Tony: I have another child
Tony: But Peter is dead?
Shuri: Rip, Peter
Peter:MMM WHAT’CHA SAAAAAY
Shuri:cue titanic theme on recorder
Peter: I hope it was a meme-worthy ending
Shuri: Rip, Peter, 2020
Shuri: The internet will never forget you
Tony: Oof
Tony: Why is it always me that has to build shit for your unrealistic heists?
Nat: Because, you love us
Tony: Do I?
Scott: Is this movie just a trippy version of back to the future?
Nat: hsdgfsdgfsgdfushdfu
Bruce: …..
Nat: Bruce, what the fuck did they do to you?
Nat: I’m wheezing so hard
Carol: Frankenbruce
Nat: Bruce the Jolly Green Giant
Bruce: Thanks, I hate it
Thor: I know I love Rum
Thor: But I don’t love it that much
Thor: They forgot the dog too
Thor: And the pop tarts
Thor: I’m disappointed
Loki: Well, I for one am enjoying your humiliation
Thor: Of course you are, Brother
Scott: This is a trippy version of back to the future
Scott: And I am the main character
Peter: ^^
Peter: Who’s really going to save the world
T’Challa: I am okay with being dead in this film
T’Challa: That means I don’t have to be part of the madness
Shuri:TOGETHER TOGETHER TOGETHER EVERYONE
Peter:TOGETHER TOGETHER COME ON LETS HAVE SOME FUN
Wanda: lol go team
Steve: I’m not sure how I feel about this film
Carol: That’s some real serious walking right there
Carol: Oh, yay, Nebula’s in this too
Carol invited Nebula
Nebula: What?
Carol: Have you watched Avengers: Endgame?
Nebula: No
Nebula: Why would I watch your narcissistic movie when I have my own?
Carol: ??
Nebula:Guardians of the Galaxy, bitch
Nebula: Educate yourself
Carol: Rip
Carol: Well, you’re in this movie
Nebula: Am I the epic bad guy?
Wanda: No
Wanda: But Clint is a bad guy
Nebula: Then it’s probably a stupid movie
Clint: Caw Caw, Motherfucker. I SQWAK at you
Tony: I don’t know, I’m kind of enjoying it
Clint: That’s because Strange is dead and you’re the main character
Tony: You’re damn right
Nebula: Clint as a villain
Nebula: I can’t see it
Nebula: What does he do? Grand theft pizza?
Sam: lol
Clint: inaudible sqwaking
Nebula has been disconnected
Peter: lol
Peter: Cap vs Cap
Peter: Who will win?
Sam: America’s Ass
Bucky: I’m w h e e z i n g
Steve: What did I ever do to deserve this?
Carol: Do you want the list?
Steve: No, Carol
Steve: No, I do not
Thor: Loki’s back!
Nat: Oh, rip
Nat: Welp
Nat: I’m dead
Wanda: I’m not crying, you’re crying
Bruce: I’m green and my girlfriend’s dead
Bruce: What the fuck even is this film?
Steve: Whoever made it obviously is not a fan of us
Bruce: I’ll say
Carol: Rip, Nat
Wanda: All F's in the chat boys
Bucky: F
Sam: F
Steve: F
Carol: F
Peter:IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL
Peter: Here lies Natasha Romanov, brutally self-yeeted off a cliff
Peter: This bitch truly empty
Shuri: Death by yeet
Peter: Rest in Spaghetti, Never Forgetti
T’Challa: We don’t understand your pop-culture eulogies, sister
Scott: At least they got all the stones, right?
Scott: Now they can bring everybody back
Sam: Oh, shit
Sam: @Scottw a s t e d
Sam: The mighty Thotnos strikes again
Peter: Be nice
Peter: He brings me cookies and apple juice
Bucky: Don’t worry, Peter, it’s just a movie
Bucky: None of this is actually real
Carol: lol Steve trying to fight an entire army by his lonesome self
Peter: He about to get rekt
Sam: Oh
Sam: OH
Sam: I PREVAIL
Bucky: HE LIVES
Sam: ON YOUR FUCKING LEFT
Bucky: I come bearing arms
Sam: *arm
Bucky: Fuck off
Sam: lol
Tony: Shit, the wizard’s back
Strange: You really thought an oversized grape could kill me, Tony?
Tony: Well, wishful thinking, you know?
Peter:cue dramatic music
Shuri:cue intense percussion noises
Peter: FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: The look on Thanos’s face be like: Where the fuck did these bitches come from?
Shuri: lol
Shuri: Even in times of peril, Peter is till a bean
Carol: THE SPACE GIRLZ HAVE ASSEMBLED!!
Wanda: It’s happening, oh, God, it’s happening
Nat: What’s the procedure?
Carol: STAY FUCKING CALM!
Nat: I’m there in spirit lol
Wanda: Gotta protect our Spiderson from all danger
Tony: Holy fuck
Tony: Okoye just one-shotted that asshole
Clint: TKO 100
Nat: Okoye is a fucking boss
Carol: She’s in the squad for sure
Nat: Oof
Nat: Oh, Shit
Nat: Yes, Wanda!
Nat: Beat his ass!
Nat: Avenge my death!
Carol: YAS, BITCH!!!
Nat: YAAAAAS!!!
Wanda: F E A R M E
Carol: lol
Carol: Thanos: New Time Period, who dis?
Wanda: Carol to the rescue
Carol: You almost had him though
Nat: Wanda=Best Avenger
T’Challa: Why did they drag me into this?
Clint: Idk
Clint: I’m just glad that I’m finally important
Nat: Clint, you gave the gauntlet to an evil robot
Clint: LET ME HAVE MY FUCKING MOMENT, NAT
Carol: lol
Bucky: It’s over, folks
Bucky: Big grape got the rainbow glove
Sam: The glove of the gays
Bucky: Shouldn’t it technically be my glove then?
Sam: You mean our glove
Bucky: No
Bucky: Just mine
Sam: Why just yours?
Bucky: Because, I’m fabulous
Sam: Yes, you are
Tony: Oh
Tony: Oh, shit
Tony: Did I just…?
Strange: How do the kids say it these days?
Strange: Oh yes…I remember now
Strange: Karma is a bitch
Peter: Oh my fuckin god
Shuri: He fuckin dead
Peter: Hoh, Shit
Shuri: I think the better expression is “Hoh, Snap”
Steve: I’d say “language” if I had words to describe anything right now
Clint: Press F to pay respects
Clint: F
Nat: F
Carol: F
Peter: F
Steve: F
Strange: lol
Tony: @Strange Fuck you, Harry Potter
Strange: I take that as a compliment
Tony: Yes
Tony: You all better fuckin kneel to me
Tony: I just snapped myself out of reality for all you assholes
Peter: BOW DOWN, BITCHES
Tony: HA! EVEN STRANGE KNEELS!
Tony: This movie has proven my superiority to everyone
Sam: Rip, Steve
Bucky: He goin’ back in time
Carol: lol, Steve, you’re old
Steve: .....
Sam: Wait, I get the shield?
Sam: Can that happen in real life?
Steve: No, Sam
Steve: You cannot have my shield
Sam: But imagine the games of ultimate frisbee that would occur
Wanda: That was a stupid movie
Wanda: Vis was dead and there were no cats
Loki: I agree. There should have been cats
Carol: They would have defeated Thanos
Steve: Carol, they’re cats
Loki: MY SONS ALWAYS PREVAIL
Peter: The cats are who’s really going to save the universe
Shuri: Cat-vengers
Carol: @Steve They may be cats, but they’ll mess you up
Nat: Well, at least Steve got a happy ending
Steve: That is not correct
Steve: No ending without Carol is a happy one
Carol:carol.exe is experiencing emotional difficulty. please hold.
Nat: lol
Wanda: Who even made this dumpster fire?
Vision: According to the internet, they are called the Russo Brothers
Vision: For some company called “Marvel”
Carol: I played no part in this
Peter: They must just really like Carol
Steve: They cannot have her
Bucky: You know...
Bucky: I wonder if they realized that this whole situation could have been avoided if they’d had Thanos experience a coloring session with Peter
Sam: Peter has secret domestication powers
Bucky: The next one
Bucky:Avengers: The Rise of Peter
Tony: Now that is a movie this world desperately needs
Nat: lol
Carol: Well at least its just a movie and none of it’s real
Clint: lol, yeah, imagine if that shit actually happened
Tony: lmao if I died, I think the world would actually lose its shit
Tony: I mean the emotional pain would be catastrophic
Peter: All is well in the universe
Peter: Perfectly balanced
Peter: As all things should be
Shuri: Lmao I just found out that there are like, 20 more of these
Peter:
Clint: MOVIE NIGHT