It's Valentimes Day, Folks
Peter Created a Server
Peter Named the Server: It’s Valentimes day y’all
Peter invited Everyone
Peter: ’Tis Valentimes Day
Thor: Another Earth holiday that I have no knowledge of
Sam: It’s an overrated holiday where you do nice shit for the folks you love
Thor: Oh
Thor: Why is that overrated?
Bucky: Yes, Sam
Bucky: Please enlighten us
Bucky: What is so overrated about getting up at 6am to carefully craft red velvet pancakes for your consumption?
Wanda: Oh, shit
Nat:i’m wheezing
Sam: …👀
Sam: I take that comment back
Bucky: Yeah, you’d better fuckin take it back
Thor: I feel the need to make Melvin a cake
Peter: A heart shaped cake
Thor: y e s
Peter: Can I help?
Thor: Of course!
Wanda: Please don’t blow up the kitchen
Thor: It’s a cake
Thor: How hard can it be?
Wanda …
Pepper: …
Clint: THAT WAS ONE TIME GUYS!
Wanda: Yes
Wanda: And we don’t want a repeat of it
Nat: lol
Sam: I have the best boyfriend
Sam: He has made me pancakes
Sam: In the shape of hearts
Bucky: You’re welcome, dumbass
Sam: Love you too, asshole
Carol:@Steve Cat has been acquired. It’s Hallmark time
Steve: It’s 11am?
Carol: Did I fucking stutter?
Nat: lol
Wanda: Can we join?
Carol: N O
Nat: rip
Nat: It’s okay
Nat: I’m hanging with Bruce all day❤️
Bruce: ❤️
Strange: …
Strange: ……
Strange: Tony
Strange: Why
Tony: lol
Strange: I don’t understand why this is necessary…
Clint: What did he do?
Strange: I have just received a package from Stark
Strange: It is a sweater
Strange: That says “My Cloak is My Valentine” on it
Carol:w h e e z e
T’Challa: Even I am wheezing
Peter: I designed it myself!
Peter: Since you can’t have the regular chocolates, I got you a sweater instead!
Strange: ……
Strange: I love it
Shuri: Peter you’re a genius
Peter: I know
Wanda: Hey has anyone seen Vis? I can’t find him
Peter: I saw him and Loki sneaking out the back door together
Peter: Like 15 minutes ago
Wanda:@Loki Where have you taken my boyfriend?
Loki: None of your concern
Vision: To a place I can’t disclose
Vision: I needed his help with something
Thor: It makes me so happy to see that my brother has found a friend
Thor: Peter, please pass the bacon
Peter: Yes, Chef
Wanda: Oh, God
Pepper: Don’t worry
Pepper: I’m supervising
Shuri:ITS A PIECE OF CAKE TO BAKE A PRETTY CAKE
Peter:IF THE WAY IS HAZY
Shuri:GOTTA DO THE COOKING BY THE BOOK
Peter: YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T BE LAZY
Shuri: Are we still on for ice cream later?
Peter: Yep!
T’Challa: 👀
Clint: Nat, I love you
Nat: You’re welcome
Clint: Two heart shaped pizzas
Clint: Just for me
Nat: That’s how you know it’s true friendship
Bucky: hfgdjhf Sam got me sugar plums
Carol: My ship is sailing on steady waters
Wanda: The best ship
Sam: sdfdh the best ship is obviously you and Vision
Wanda: Fight me bitch It’s you and Bucky
Bucky: EXCUSE ME
Bucky: I think we all know who the best ship is here
Bucky: No thoughts, just Steve and Carol
Steve: I don’t know how to respond to that
Carol: jjjghjhs NO
Carol: It’s you and Sam
Carol: Case closed
Scott: What have I walked in on?
Steve: I have no idea
Steve: How are you?
Scott: I’m alright
Scott: Just got done cleaning the house
Sam: Did I hear that right?
Sam:Scott Lang is cleaning a house?
Scott: Yes
Scott: It’s Valentine’s Day
Scott: So I told Hope I’d clean the house
Hope: Hope is very happy about it
Thor: Cake has been baked
Thor: Time to acquire pup
Wanda:@Clint Can I join you with that pizza?
Wanda: I’ve been abandoned on Valentines Day
Clint: Pull up a chair
Loki: We’re back, don’t be so over dramatic
Vision: It just took a little while
Vision: I had to go get your gift
Wanda: You have been forgiven
Wanda: Although I’m not sure how much I like Loki blindfolding me
Nat: Rip
Carol: Don’t die
Wanda: …
Wanda: ……
Wanda: ………
Thor: Loki, what did you do?
Loki: Don’t blame me, blame Vision
Tony: Vision, what did you do?
Wanda: …Cat?
Carol: !!!!
Nat: CAT?!
Steve: Oh, Lord
Carol: Shut up, Steve, you’re secretly a cat person
Peter: Name it Baby Yoda
Shuri: Name it Baby T’Challa
T’Challa: Why must you insult me this way?
Wanda: She’s such a lil baby bean
Wanda: I’m naming her Cosmo
Nat: Baby bean❤️
Peter: WANDA AND COSMO
Shuri: I LOVE IT
Carol: Now we have more cats
Carol: My kitty has fallen asleep on Steve
Carol: Is now my new wallpaper
Carol: And also new blackmail material
Steve: I should have known there was a twist
Nat: lol there’s always a twist
Peter: Alright I’m off to get ice cream
Shuri: Ice Cream Time
Strange: Not it
Peter: Chocolate Covered Strawberry ice cream
Shuri: y e s
T’Challa: 👀👀👀
Nat: lol T’Challa is exerting much protective energy
Shuri:wheeze
Carol: He protecc
Nat: He attacc
Carol: But most important
T’Challa: Please, no
Wanda: He a cat
Shuri:wheezing intensifies
Thor: I have an idea
Peter: What?
Thor: Tonight
Thor: We should get more heart shaped pizza
Thor: And watch a Hallmark movie
Thor: Family Hallmark Night
Thor: On Valentines day
Peter: Yes
Nat: Yes
Wanda: Yes
Carol: YES
Steve: We’re already watching Hallmark though
Nat: sjdhfjshd, Steve, don’t act like you don’t love it, you whiny bitch
Sam: If there’s pizza, I’m there
Bucky: If there is pineapple on pizza, I am also there
Carol: gasps
Carol:a n o t h e r
Clint: M O R E P I Z Z A
Carol:@Scott @Hope You are most definitely invited
Hope: I should hope so
Hope: I still have to meet your cat
Carol: We’re gonna need cider
Nat: And chocolate
Peter: And I C E C R E A M
Peter: @Strange You’ll come too right?
Strange: …
Strange: Fine
Thor: I have decided that I quite like this Valentine’s Day
Nat: …
Nat: Thor
Nat: You like everything