Room For One More?
Nat Created a Server
Nat Named the Server: Got ’em
Nat invited everyone
Nat: Guys, guys, guys
Bruce: What?
Nat: Guess what?
Nat: Guess what?
Nat: Guess what?
Sam: Natasha, spit it tf out
Nat: We blew up a warship
Nat: It was epic
Clint: How come I always miss the fun stuff?
Wanda: Because, you get distracted
Sam: And hunt for pizza instead
Clint:retreats back into the shadows
Peter: I get to come next time
Tony: Um excuse you, young man
Tony: No the fuck, you don’t
Peter: 😢
Peter: Yeah, you never let us do anything fun
Shuri: Rip, Peter
Shuri: You can come blow stuff up with me
Peter: Yes
Shuri: Yes
T’Challa: NO
Thor: I’m having pizza with my dog
Thor: And my brother
Clint: Pizza?
Loki: No
Bucky: lol
Sam: Barton has been denied
Clint: I have never been this emotionally wounded before in my life
Nat: What about when we found out SHIELD had been lying to us from the beginning?
Clint: Yeah…but, that’s not as bad as being denied pizza
Bruce: Clint is a man with priorities
Sam: lol
Thor: @Nat No one died right?
Nat: No one that we care about
Tony: lol
Tony: So, Strange is dead, right?
Strange: AHEM
Strange: I AM RIGHT HERE, TONY
Tony: Shit
Tony: I mean…Oh, yay…that’s great
Bruce: lol
Bruce: There’s only room for one science bro
Strange: Fuck off
Bruce: No
Tony: lol
Tony: I love my friends
Carol: Steve
Carol: Steve
Carol: Steve
Carol: Steve
Carol: Steve
Steve: WHAT?!
Steve: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
Carol: What’s this?
Steve: Something you probably shouldn’t be messing wi-jghkdfghCAROLPUTITDOWN!
Carol: But he’s cute
Steve: NO
Steve: WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT?
Tony: lmao what did she find this time?
Strange: It appears to be some sort of space cat
Wanda: CAT
Nat: CAT
Carol: RIGHT?
Steve: NO
Carol: We’re keeping it
Steve: We’re not keeping it
Carol: Yes we are
Steve: We don’t even know what it is
Wanda: How dare you deny Carol a cat
Vision: Yes, I am very disappointed in you Captain Rogers
Bucky: lol, Steve, how could you possibly sink so low?
Bucky: Denying your significant other a pet?
Bucky: Disgraceful
Tony: jdfskgh I’m wheezing
Sam: @Bucky Is this your way of saying you want a pet?
Bucky: …
Bucky: Yes
Steve: How am I the bad guy?
Steve: She’s the insane lady who wants to keep a fucking alien as a pet
Carol: Look at his cute lil face
Carol: And his cute lil toe beans
Wanda: TOE BEANS?
Wanda: !!!
Nat: Must acquire the toe beans
Tony: Let her keep the cat, what’s one more lol
Steve: Tony, it’s not a cat
Steve: I have no clue what it is
Steve: WHICH IS WHY WE’RE NOT KEEPING IT
Nat: QUICK, CAROL
Nat: MAKE A RUN FOR IT
Strange: You know he can see the chat right?
Nat: @Strange Shhhhh
Nat: He’ll hear you
Nat: Less talking, more portaling
Strange: I—
Strange: I give up
Steve: Oh, shit
Steve: They’re actually making a run for it
Peter: RUN FAR
Peter: RUN FAST
Strange: For some reason, Captain Rogers chasing Carol and Natasha around a desert planet over a cat is very amusing
Steve: On your left
Tony: Activating Cap Cam
Sam: You can get internet access in space?
Tony: I’m Tony Fucking Stark
Tony: I can get internet access anywhere
Tony: @Peter Cast the feed onto the main TV
Peter: Yes, Sir
Clint: Someone get the popcorn
Carol: Nat, help, he’s catching up!
Nat: On it
Bruce: Oh, shit
Bruce: Nice aim, Natasha
Steve: Nat, you bitch, that actually hurt
Nat: It was in the name of cats
Bucky: Did she really just shoot Steve with a widow bite over a cat?
Sam: Yes
Sam: Yes, she did
Scott: I have arrived
Sam: Just in time
Scott: What did I miss?
Bruce: Carol found a cat
Wanda: Steve won’t let her keep it
Loki: They are attempting to make a grand escape
Scott: Oh, rip
Scott: How dare he?
Steve: Why is everyone against me today?
Carol: Shit shit shit shit shit
Nat: Rip, he’s gaining on us
Wanda: RUN FASTER
Wanda: THE CAT MUST BE OBTAINED
Wanda: NO MATTER THE COST
Scott: lol, Wanda
Bucky: Always so dramatic
Peter: Awww
Peter: He’s even cuter than Baby Yoda
Shuri: Well now they have to keep him
Peter: And name him Baby Yoda
Carol: I’m not naming my cat Baby Yoda, Peter
Steve: Almost there…
Steve: Got ya
Carol: No!
Carol: Nat!
Carol: Get the cat!
Steve: Now put it back
Carol: Never
Carol: He’s mine
Carol: I’m keeping him
Peter: I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy
Carol: ….
Carol: I didn’t want it to come to this, Steve…
Carol: But you leave me no choice…
Wanda: Yes. Torch him. Do it.
Steve: Gee thanks, Wanda
Loki: …..
Loki: This Wanda
Loki: I like her
Steve: No
Steve: No no no no no
Steve: Don’t do it
Steve: Carol, don’t you dare—
Nat:carol used puppy eyes
Steve: ……
Steve: .....fine
Steve: You can keep it
Nat: it was super effective
Carol: hehe
Carol: Got 'em
Wanda: YES
Wanda: CAROL HAS OBTAINED THE CAT
Vision: w h i p p e d
Bucky: …
Sam: …
Tony: and i oop—
T’Challa: I believe the Captain has just been called out
Wanda: oml
Wanda: Vis
Wanda: I can’t
Carol: Cat has been obtained
Scott: Now you gotta name it
Peter: B a b y Y o d a
Carol: Peter for fuck's sake, I’m not naming him Baby Yoda
Peter: 😢
Strange: If I may interject
Strange: I believe it’s actually a female
Wanda: How tf would you know
Strange: First of all, Ms. Maximoff, I’m Dr. Stephen Strange
Strange: I know everything
Sam: @Tony Are you sure you two aren’t related?
Tony: I’m going to ignore that insult, Wilson
Strange: Second of all
Strange: While you three were chasing each other around like a bunch of school children, I did my research and discovered that if these space cats have purple stripes such as yours then they are female
Sam: Why does everyone get Wifi in space except me?
Tony: 👀
Peter: You can still name her Baby Yoda
Carol: I’m gonna call her Trilla
Wanda: A quality name for a quality cat
Peter: But....
Peter: But Baby Yoda...
Carol: N O
Peter:sigh
Peter: I've been defeated
Shuri: Rip
Bucky: Wow
Bucky: He gave in that easily huh?
Vision: It's as I said, Mr. Barnes
Vision: That man be whipped