The Avengers Actually Lose Their Sanity
Peter Created Server
Peter Named the Server: HIIIIIIIIII
Peter invited everyone
Sam: It’s Fuckin 2020
Bucky: You’re Fuckin Drunk
Sam: So are you
Bucky: Hell Yeah, I am
Vision: I think it is safe to say that you are all, how would you put this….
Wanda: Royally shit faced lololololol
Vision: Yes, that’s the word I’m looking for
Tony: You know what this turning of the decade calls for?
Clint: More pizza
Tony: Ooo Yessssss
Clint: When I grow up, that’s what I wanna be
Clint: A pizza
Peter: Me too
Peter: Hey, Dad
Peter: Can I quit high school and go to pizza school instead?
Tony: Sure, Son
Bruce: Hey, tonnyyy
Bruce: What do you think would happen if we poured the rest of this vodka on Carol’s hands?
Tony: Dude, I don’t know
Tony: But that’s brilliant
Carol: Let’s fuckin do it
Steve: ………
Steve: Oh
Steve: Oh, shit
Steve: Oh, this is not good
Carol: Steeeeeebeeee
Carol: Come bacccc
Nat: lol we’re gonna blow some shit up
T’Challa: I am concerned
Shuri: Lmao, Peter, are you drunk?
Peter: yesssssssssss
Peter: And there are pink unicorns everywhere
Bruce: Alright, I’ve got the vodka
Vision: I advise you move this to the lab, that way no cats are injured
Loki: And why would my cats be in danger?
Vision: It would seem Doctor Banner has had the drunken idea to pour alcohol on Ms. Danvers’s hands
Loki: Oh, now this I must see
Wanda: Come on, loossers, we’re going to the labbb
Steve: Tony, I swear to god if you burn my girlfriend I’ll kill you
Carol: It’s fine, stebe, it’s gonna be fun
Steve: Am I the only responsible adult in this chat?
Bruce: It’s for scientific purposes
Nat: My smart boi. Causing chaos for smart purposes
Steve: This idea is not smart in anyway, nor does it serve any kind of purpose whatsoever
Wanda: We’re burning shit in the name of science
Sam: This is the most genius idea in the history of ideas
Bruce: Okay
Bruce: Here we go
Nat: Oh, my
Nat: That’s gonna take a while to fix
Steve: Did you actually fucking do it?
Loki: Yes
Loki: It blew a hole through the roof
Tony: That’s it
Tony: Bruce, you’re a genius
Tony: From now on I’m powering all my suits with vodka
Steve: Carol, are you okay?
Carol: Let’s do it again!
Steve: Okay, yeah, she’s fine
Bucky: To celebrate this fine discovery
Bucky: We need to make some celebratory cookies
Clint: PIZZA COOKIES!
Steve: I swear to God, I leave you alone for one night and this is what happens
Peter: UNCLE CLINT, YOU’RE A GENIUS!
Steve: @Strange Please send help
Strange: Oh, no
Strange: I am thoroughly enjoying watching this all play out
Carol: Stebeee, don’t be mad, I’m making you cookies
Peter: P I Z Z A C O O K I E S !
Sam: Where’s the pepperoni and bacon?
Tony: It says preheat the oven to 375
Tony: That’s too much waiting
Tony: Bruce, got anymore vodka?
Steve: No
Steve: You’re not setting Carol’s hands on fire again
Nat: But it’s efficient
Tony: lol try and stop me, Captain
Steve: That’s it
Steve: Abort Mission
Steve: New Mission
Steve: Stop mass arson
Peter: I found the milk
Peter: Wait, it’s buttermilk
Bucky: That’ll work
Steve: Correction
Steve: Mass Food Poisoning
Nat: Oof, Steve, you’re no fun
Steve: Vision, do something
Bruce: He’s watching Disney with Thor and Loki
Bruce: That’s doing something
Clint: Heyyy, How much cheese do we need?
Sam: What do we have, Bird-man?
Clint: Cheddar, Swiss, American, and Munster
Clint: Plus my stash of cheese sticks in the vents
Bucky: All of it lol
Peter: These cookies are gonna be grate
Nat: lol, Peter, nooo
Tony: Found the bacon
Bucky: All that’s left now is the coffee and the peppers
Steve: Bucky, who tf puts coffee in their pizza?
Bucky: Me, bitch
Carol: Nat, help me chop these peppers
Nat: No, no, you gotta use a spoon
Nat: It’s more effective
Steve: Strange I’m begging you please
Strange: lol no
Carol: Why isn’t the spoon working?
Steve: Carol, honey, you can’t cut peppers with a spoon
Carol: But...
Carol: But Nat says that’s how you do it
Steve: Nat’s drunk
Nat: Am not
Nat: You’ve just gotta push harder
Carol: IT DOES WORK
Steve: Oh Geez
Nat: That’s everything
Clint: Cookies commence
Wanda: Let’s light ‘er up
Bucky: It says to put them in the oven for 10 minutes
Tony: If we do it my way it’ll go much faster
Bruce: Let’s torch these cookies
Sam: No, we need something to torch them in first
Clint: I found a cardboard box
Tony: That works
Bucky: Celebratory New Years cookies
Bucky: My finest creation
Clint: Natasha, where’s your flamethrower?
Nat: Can’t we just use Carol’s hands again
Clint: We’re all out of vodka
Nat: You just had a whole bottle?
Clint: I poured it on the cookies
Wanda: Found it
Nat: Let the ceremony commence
Steve invited Pepper
Steve: You have been stopped
Pepper: What now?
Steve: Scroll Up
Pepper: ……..
Pepper:inhales
Pepper: ANTHONY FUCKING STARK
Pepper: IF YOU EVEN SO MUCH AS THINK ABOUT USING A FLAMETHROWER IN THE KITCHEN, I WILL KILL YOU
Peter: Hiiiiii, moooommmy
Peter: There’ss a unicornnn in the house
Pepper: ………
Pepper: …………
Pepper: ……is
Pepper: is he…?
Steve: He is.
Pepper: INHALES
Pepper: YOU’RE ALL SO FUCKING DEAD!!!
Pepper: WHEN I GET HOME, YOU ARE ALL ON HOUSE ARREST FOR THE NEXT FUCKING MONTH!!!
Tony: Bucky
Bucky: Tony
Tony: Should they be flaming like that?
Bucky: Yeah, that means they’re cooking
Sam: My man is sooo smart when it comes to baking
Pepper: Alright, bitches
Pepper: BRING ME TONYYYYYYY!
Bruce: She’s coming to ruin our fun!
Nat: Quick! We gotta hide Tony
Tony: But the cookies…
Peter: Don’t worry, Dad, I’ll save you some
Tony: My son
Tony: I could cry
Steve: I have arrived to put an end to your madness
Carol: STEBE’S BACKKK!
Steve: Carol, get off me
Clint: Steve’s plan to end our chaos has been stopped by the mighty Captain Marvel
Clint: Hail Carol
Bucky: I think these cookies are baked
Steve: Peter, don’t eat that you’ll get sick!
Bucky: Are you questioning my cooking skills, Steven?
Steve: No
Steve: I’m questioning your sanity
Pepper: TONY, YOU BASTARD
Pepper: I SEE YOU HIDING BEHIND THE DOOR
Tony: In my defense, the cookies were Bucky’s idea
Bucky: It was your idea to torch them!
Tony: Only because Bruce had the idea to torch the lab!
Bruce: Carol was the one who actually told me to do it
Peter: I ate one of the cookies…
Peter: Mr. Stark
Peter: I don’t feel so good
Strange: Oh, snap
Strange: He actually ate one
Pepper: ……
Pepper: I can’t with this fucking family