The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Sam created a Server
Sam Named the Server: Y’all need to shut up
Sam invited Everyone
Sam: WHOEVER IS PLAYING CHRISTMAS MUSIC, Y’ALL NEED TO SHUT IT OFF!
Clint: No
Carol: No
Nat: No
Loki: No
Peter: No
Wanda: No
Sam: IT’S NOVEMBER!
Sam: WHY?
Bucky: Because, fuck you, that’s why
Sam: Not you too
Bucky:blasts straight no chaser’s christmas album
Sam: I hate you
Nat: God, Sam, what do you have against Christmas music?
Sam: It’s not December yet, that’s what
Carol: Who cares?
Sam: The sane people in this house
Tony: Does some want to explain to me why I just walked into a house full of Christmas music?
Thor: Because it’s the most wonderful time of the year!
Sam: Oh, God, they’re quoting it now
Tony: You animals
Nat: It’s never too early to get into the Christmas spirit
Steve: I didn’t know you were physically capable of experiencing the Christmas spirit
Nat: I didn’t know it was physically possible for a human to be as square as you, but you’ve royally proved me wrong
Carol: Ooh, BURN
Wanda: Lol
Carol: You’re gonna need some ice for that one
Carol: Oh, wait...
Steve: Don’t you dare. That joke has lost its humor
Carol: Oh, trust me
Carol: That joke will never get as old as you
Steve: I thought you were supposed to love me?
Clint: Apparently, you thought wrong
Sam: Clint, I swear to god. TURN IT OFF!
Clint: Sorry what was that?
Clint: I can’t hear you over the wonderful music
Bucky: I think he said to turn it up
Clint: Turn it up?
Clint: WILL DO
Sam: @Bucky Kindly fuck off, please
Bucky: @Sam Love you
Vision: I, for one, enjoy Christmas music. They’re always such happy songs
Wanda: ❤️❤️❤️
Wanda: You’re so pure
Thor: And Christmas movies. We can not forget the Christmas movies
Carol: Hallmark has released their Christmas movie list
Carol: My eyes are ready
Steve: You and your Hallmark
Carol: Don’t think I’m not dragging you down with me
Bucky: Rip, Steve
Nat: lol he secretly loves it
Nat: He has a whole secret stash of them that he watches whenever Carol is away
Steve: Yeah.. well...Nat has a...a...A BACKSTREET BOYS POSTER IN HER ROOM!
Wanda: We been knew 'bout that poster
Clint: Lmao, Steve. Dude, that's hilarious
Tony: Old Cap going all soft on us. Who would have thought?
Clint: SQWAK
Clint: HELP
Clint: PETER! QUICK! HIT HIM WITH THE PLATE!
Tony: Tf? Who are we hitting with a plate?
Clint: SAM KEEPS TRYING TO TAKE MY STEREO
Bucky: zooms to clint’s aid
Bucky: UNHAND THE STEREO, YOU FIEND!
Sam: WHY ARE YOU ON HIS SIDE? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BOYFRIEND!
Bucky: I LIKE CHRISTMAS! SUE ME!
Nat: Wanda! Pass the popcorn!
Wanda: Nah. Vis wants to watch a Christmas movie
Vision: ❤️
Carol: Whipped
Wanda: Hey, at least I’m not afraid to admit it
Nat: 👀
Bruce: 👀
Carol: Choose your words wisely, Maximoff
Wanda: Oh, don’t worry. I did.
Peter: Hey, don’t ruin the Christmas mood
Loki: SAM, UNHAND THE MUSIC DEVICE OR YOU SHALL FIND CAT EXCRETIONS IN YOUR BED TONIGHT!
Tony: Too late, kid
T’Challa: It’s November?
Sam: That’s what I said
T’Challa: Why are they going on about Christmas in November?
Sam: Because, they’re insane
T’Challa: Shuri has been blasting Mariah Carey’s Christmas songs since September
T’Challa: I know your pain
Peter: She swore it wasn’t obsession, Mr. Black Panther sir
T’Challa: She hooked it up to the palace sound system
T’Challa: I blame you, Peter
Shuri:I DON’T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS!
Peter:THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED!
Bruce: Yes, some peace and quiet
Scott: Oof
Scott: Who let the grinch in?
Bruce: Is that a green joke?
Scott: Yes
Bruce: …
Bruce: A decent burn, I can appreciate that.
Scott: Why, thank you
Scott: I happen to have a PHD in Christmas, Burns
Tony: OH, GOD
Steve: What?
Tony: WHO TF SPIKED THE EGGNOG!
Clint: We have eggnog?
Nat: I thought you weren’t a Christmas in November kind of guy?
Tony: Eggnog is my one exception
Steve: It was probably Carol
Carol: Not guilty
Steve: That’s like your thing though
Carol: Excuse you
Steve: Carol
Steve: You spike literally everything
Carol: We’ll I’ll have you know, that I saw Loki creeping around the kitchen with a bottle of asgardian rum
Scott:@Loki Nice going, Captain Jack
Loki: How dare you expose me like this?
Tony: LOKI, YOU DO REALIZE THAT KIDS DRINK THIS STUFF RIGHT?!
Loki: Yes. That’s what makes it funny
Peter: Is that why I kept seeing a pink unicorn in a speedo around the house yesterday?
Tony invited Pepper
Pepper: Why am I here?
Tony: Scroll up
Pepper: …..
Pepper: YOU’RE DEAD, LOKI!
Pepper has left the chat
Loki has been disconnected
Tony: Peter, no more alcoholic drinks
Strange: Tony, I’m getting you a parenting manual for Christmas
Tony: ….
Tony: I don’t know whether to be offended at that statement, or flattered at the fact you considered getting me something
Strange: I’m also adding a sarcasm translator into the mix
Tony: Don’t worry, Stephen, I appreciate you too
Wanda: Steve, you better get your girlfriend a cat for christmas
Carol:inhales
Steve: Wanda, why?
Wanda: Because, cats
Steve: There are four cats in this compound already, not counting T’Challa
T’Challa: Captain Rogers, I’m going to give you a piece of advice
T’Challa: As you Americans would say, “Fuck off.”
T’Challa: And get this woman a cat
Carol: Christmas Kittens
Carol: My heart
Steve: I….
Steve: I can’t say no to that face
Clint: Update
Clint: I still behold the Stereo
Tony: We know
Tony: It’s not like its still BLASTING ACROSS THE HOUSE AT FULL VOLUME!
Peter:LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART!
Shuri:BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY, YOU GAVE IT AWAY!
Bucky: hehe
Bucky: Sam agreed to submission if I made him cookies.
Clint: lmao make him Christmas cookies
Bucky: I will be sure to blast Christmas tunes
Bucky: Clint, gave me the link to his spotify playlist
Sam: Clint, you asshole
Clint: Caw Caw, Motherfucker, that’s what you get
Sam:@Strange I’m moving in with you
Strange: @Sam Absolutely not.
Strange: I will not have your demonic madness disrupting my home
Sam: Says the guy who summons literal demons
Clint: Ha.
Clint: Suffer
Sam: Oh, you will, old man. You will.
Thor: At peace, my friends. It is Christmas time. There is no need to fight. Let us put on our Christmas sweaters and watch Christmas movies
Sam: It’s not even Thanksgiving yet
Thor: Thanksgiving? What is that?
Sam: Its a holiday where you make a shit ton of food and then you eat it
Thor: There is a holiday dedicated to food?
Steve: There are many holidays dedicated to food
Thor: I love Midgard
Carol: Fuck Thanksgiving, I’m watching “The Polar Express”
Nat: I’ll bring the wine
Peter: I’ll get the pizza
Wanda: I’ve got the cats
Vision: But we’re watching a movie?
Wanda: And now we’re watching “The Polar Express”
Vision: I..
Steve: Don’t question it, Vision, just do as she says.
Thor: CHRISTMAS MOVIES?
Carol: Yes
Thor: I’ll get the giant Christmas blanket
Clint: If I bring hot chocolate, can I watch?
Carol: Clint, you absolute legend, please do
Thor: I love Christmas
T’Challa: ……
T’Challa: It’s still November