Day of Thanks
Thor created a Server
Thor named the Server: Please Educate Me
Thor invited Everyone
Thor: My friends
Thor: Your holidays confuse me
Thor: What is “Turkey Day”?
Peter: The best day
Thor: Yes, you’ve said that tiny human but what does this Day of Turkeys entail?
Thor: Is it a day of worship to the turkeys?
Tony: Yes, Thor.
Tony: That is exactly what it is
Wanda: Don’t lie to the poor bean, you heathen, that’s not what it is
Nat: It’s another word for Thanksgiving
Clint: It’s a day where you pretend to be thankful for everyone and then eat a shit ton of food
Nat: Wounded
Thor: You have a day
Thor: Dedicated to food?
Sam: Thor, we’ve been over this
Sam: We have many days dedicated to food
Thor: Dedicated only to food?
Tony: Yes
Tony: Which reminds me
Tony: I’m hungry
Thor: So it’s a Day of Thanks?
Bucky: Yes
Thor: With food included?
Loki: FOR ODIN’S SAKE, THOR, YES, THERE IS FOOD INCLUDED
Nat: Be nice to Thor
Peter: Or I’ll take your cats
Loki: You’ll do no such thing, puny insect
Tony: You’ve insulted the Spider Son
Nat:mama spider mode: activated
Vision: I know what I’m thankful for
Tony: I swear if you say Wanda one more time, I’m going to vomit
Vision: With all due respect sir, there’s a garbage can in the corner
Vision: Might I suggest throwing up in that?
Wanda: I love my savage nugget
Wanda: More than Steve’s Dino Nuggets
Vision: I love you more than cats
Wanda: ❤️
Wanda: I’m thankful for you too
Tony: Affection
Tony: I hate it
Tony: Get out
Wanda: The door is that way, Stark
Wanda: Leave my soft bean alone
Bucky: @Sam Why do you not appreciate me this way?
Sam: Fuck off, yes I do
Bucky: See what I mean?
Steve: @Bucky Try waking up to the smell of burnt vibranium because you accidentally ate the last of your girlfriends fruit loops
Carol: And I hope you learned your lesson
Thor: Well, I am thankful for you my friends
Thor: Even you, brother
Loki:hisssssss
Loki: I reject your affection
Tony: @Loki Join the club
Loki: I am only thankful for my cats
Loki: And occasionally Peter
Peter: Aww I love you too, Uncle Loki
Loki: Well, lets not make a show of it, shall we
Peter: I’m thankful for Mom and Dad, and all my aunts and uncles, and my friends
Shuri: Best Friend
Peter: Best Friend
T’Challa: This is a cursed friendship
Nat: But we’re here for it
Tony: I would say I’m thankful for my friends
Tony: If I had any
Bruce: Well
Bruce: I guess you can finish that self-sustaining formula by yourself then
Tony: Wait, no, Bruce, I didn’t mean it
Bruce: Too late
Nat: I appreciate you, Bruce❤️
Bruce: At least someone loves me
Thor: So
Thor: Back to the important question
Steve: Which is?
Thor: Do I get to experience this food?
Bucky: @Thor What to you think Sam, Steve, and I have been doing in the kitchen for the past three hours?
Thor: Hanging out?
Bucky: Thor, why would we hang out in the kitchen?
Thor: Because there’s food
Tony: OML you and food
Thor: IT IS IMPORTANT
Thor: ALMOST AS IMPORTANT AS DISNEY
Nat: You prioritize Disney over food?
Vision: Yes
Vision: Disney is very important
Vision: Almost as important as Wanda
Wanda:hides in the corner
Wanda: I...I'm more important than Disney?
Vision: By far
Carol: Damn, Vis, Why so smooth today?
Vision: Because
Vision: It’s a day of appreciation
Vision: So I am appreciating the wonderful gift to this world that is Wanda
Nat: Lol
Nat: If Wanda gets anymore red, I think she might implode
Carol: @Sam You haven’t burned the kitchen down, have you?
Sam: Rood
Bucky: lol no he’s just on Clint duty
Sam: Speaking of Clint, where is that fucker?
Clint: hehehe
Sam: Lysol at the ready
Clint: Oh, shit
Clint: I can’t believe you’d do me wrong like that
Sam: It’s for your own good
Sam: And my entertainment
Sam: And maybe the promise of cookies later
Bucky: See? You only appreciate me for my food
Sam: That’s not true and you know it
Sam: Just yesterday I went out and got you those pretzels that you like
Sam: For no reason
Sam: I just felt like doing it
Sam: BECAUSE I’M A GOOD BOYFRIEND!
Bucky: Whatever, pretzel boy
Sam: 😒
Bucky: 💖
Peter: Wow
Peter: I feel lonely
Peter:hugs stuffed animals
Peter: At least I still have you
Shuri: Ahem
Peter:sighs
Shuri: AHEM
Peter: If only...
Shuri: I SAID, AHEM, ASSHOLE!
Peter: Oh yeah
Peter: And Shuri
Peter: I have her too
Shuri: I feel appreciated
Peter: lmao
Peter: @Shuri if we’re still single at 25, lets just get with each other🤣
Shuri: lol deal
T’Challa: No
T’Challa: NO NO NO NO NO!
T’Challa: I do not approve of this
T’Challa: THE CHILDREN YOU TWO WOULD HAVE WOULD BE MONSTERS!
Shuri: lmao no they’d be internet sensations
Peter: 🤣
Shuri: 🤣
T’Challa: I’m watching you from now on, Peter
Peter: 👀
Shuri: 😅
Peter:whispers
Peter: he knows we’re joking right?
Shuri:whispers
Shuri:idk
T’Challa: Oh yes, Spider-Boy
T’Challa: When we get there, I’m going to be watching you very VERY closely
Peter: Wait, you’re coming here?
Shuri: YEEEEEEEEEEE!
Shuri: For Thanksgiving
Peter: FREMSGIVING!
Shuri: FREMSGIVING!
Bucky: Fucking finally!
Bucky: I thought that turkey would never cook all the way through
Shuri: AND I’M BRINGING CORNBREADDDDDD!
Peter: LET’S GET THIS BREAD!
Peter: AND MOM MADE HER SPECIAL PIE TOO!
Peter: I’m so glad I have such awesome friends
Vision: You know what else makes me glad?
Tony: Don’t you dare
Vision: …..
Tony: I swear to God, if you say it, Vision, you become the bucket
Vision: Wanda
Tony: That’s it
Tony: I’m disowning you
Wanda: eeems
Vision: @Tony I can’t help it, she’s too precious
Sam: I’m sorry
Sam: But did we just hear Vision use the word "precious"?
Bucky: In that context?
Clint: I think we did
Wanda: I…..
Wanda: My soft bean
Wanda: So soft
Wanda: So pure
Vision: ❤️
Wanda: 💖
Vision: ❤️
Wanda: 💖
Vision:❤️❤️❤️
Wanda: 💖💖💖💖💖
Clint: This feels like a Hallmark movie and it disgusts me
Carol: Insult Hallmark one more time, I dare you
Clint: Hallmark is disgusting
Carol: Forget the turkey, we’re having roasted hawk instead
Clint: You can’t get me
Carol: Watch me, bitch
Steve: Carol, what did we say about burning holes in the ceiling?
Carol: Don’t miss?
Steve: That's my girl
Clint: @Steve I feel betrayed
Peter: Do you know what this Thanksgiving needs?
Peter: Dino nuggets
Rhodey: On it
Peter: Uncle Rhodey is now my favorite uncle
Clint: !
Steve: ….
Strange: Eh..
Rhodey: In your face, assholes!
Clint: I have been hurt in more ways then I have ever thought possible
Bruce: Good to know that all I have to do to win you over is bring you dino nuggets
Tony: Or apple juice
Strange: Or ice cream
Shuri: @Peter Sound the trumpets friend
Shuri: I has arrived
Peter: YEEEEEEET
Bucky: ALRIGHT, PEOPLE
Bucky: DINNER IS DONE
Bucky: SO GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE, OR ELSE
Thor: Food?
Sam: Food.
Thor: I love Midgard