The Trio of Terror Conquers Walmart
Tony Created a Server
Tony Named the Server: Y’all….
Tony invited everyone
Tony: We need groceries
Tony: Not it
Sam: Not it
Bucky: Not it
Bruce: Not it
Steve: I did it last week
Carol: I’ll do it
Tony: No, you won’t
Clint: I’d say yes, but I have things to do
Sam: Oh yeah? Like what? Sit in the vents and watch The Office?
Clint: Bird….things….👀
Sam: Just send Strange
Strange: I object
Peter: I’ll go
Tony: Peter, you’re worse than Carol. I can leave Carol unsupervised, but you I can’t
Carol: Rude
Peter: :(
Tony: Steve?
Steve: No
Tony: Thor?
Steve: He can’t drive
Tony: Lmao I guess that leaves Wanda
Wanda: What?
Tony: Groceries
Clint: After last time?
Clint: I can’t tell if that’s better than Carol or worse
Wanda: ……
Wanda: That was one time, Clint. ONE TIME!
Nat: I’ll go with her
Sam: Like that’s any better
Wanda: We’ll bring Carol. She can supervise
Carol: Hehehe
Tony: I’m asking for more vodka sauce, not another Walmart
Nat: I’ll get the keys
Carol: Fuck you, I’m driving
Nat: Why?
Carol: Because, you’re a shit driver
Strange: @Tony You should have just gone yourself
Tony: You’re probably right
Tony: But that’s too much work
Vision: I swear, Captain Danvers, if I’m down a girlfriend because of you, I will not be happy
Nat: Vision, you’re to good for this world
Carol: Come on, Losers, we’re going to Walmart
Bucky: This is going to end badly, I can already tell
Bucky: @Steve @Bruce @Vision I don’t know how you three deal with them
Bruce: Practice
Vision: Cats
Steve: Me either
Carol: Fuck you, Stove
Carol: Just for that I’m staying with Wanda tonight
Wanda: 👀😉
Steve: No.
Steve: No, you most certainly are not
Vision: I second
Carol: Watch me, asshole
Steve: No.
Wanda: Carol is currently driving and can’t answer but would like me to tell you that she’ll do as she damn well pleases
Sam: Well, that’s a safety hazard.
Wanda: You know what else is a safety hazard?
Sam: What
Wanda: Peter and ice cream, but you don’t see us complaining
Tony: Hey, leave the Spiderson alone
Peter: …..
Peter: She’s not wrong, though
Strange: No. She’s really not
Loki: I am offended
Sam: What this time?
Loki: Why is it that whenever anyone goes of to wreak havoc somewhere, I’m never invited?
Peter: You can come with me to the ice cream shop
Peter: According to Dr. Strange, that’s considered causing trouble
Loki: ……
Loki: I accept
Bruce: Well
Bruce: The girls have been awfully quiet…
Steve: I know. It’s terrifying
Bucky: Assume the worst
Nat: You people have no faith
Sam: No
Sam: We really don’t
Nat Renamed the Server: The Trio of Terror Conquers Walmart
Carol: Update
Carol: We have obtained the loops
Carol: We have also lost Natasha
Tony: Welp
Tony: It looks like I’m buying yet another Walmart
Bucky: Quick! Someone turn on the news!
Carol: And Wanda has managed to convince half the customers that the store is haunted
Bucky: Wut?
Carol: Lmao she keeps using her magic to lift things from people’s carts
Vision: Wanda, dear, please don’t terrorize the poor people
Wanda: But it’s fun
Nat: Good, God. I leave you people for five minutes
Carol: Found her
Carol: Aight
Carol: What does one do to cause absolute chaos in a Walmart?
Steve: Carol, no
Carol: Carol, yes
Wanda: Lol
Wanda: Well
Wanda: We could always throw Nat into another pasta display
Nat: Please, no
Carol: Lmao that was your finest moment
Nat: I’ve had finer ones
Wanda: If I were to cause chaos in Walmart
Wanda: What would I do?
Carol: Well
Carol: I did see those giant pool noodles a little ways back
Steve: Whatever you’re planning please don’t do it
Carol: But, see, that just makes me want to do it even more
Wanda: lmao you grab the noodles, I’ll get the tricycles
Nat: Oh, yes
Nat: This is going to be good
Bucky: I’m being serious, Sam
Bucky: Turn on the fucking news
Sam: Fine, fine
Bucky: This is gonna be all over. I have a feeling
Nat: I can’t
Nat: I fucking can’t with these two
Peter: What are they doing?
Nat: Riding around the isles on tricycles walking each other with pool noddles
Nat: Lol Wanda fuckin’ fell off
Carol: Aight, Nat, you play winner
Nat: Oh, Hell no
Nat: I’m not doing that
Carol: Loser
Nat:inhales
Nat: Wanda, give me the sword
Wanda: Mi’ lady
Wanda: Oh, shit
Wanda: Nat ain’t holding back
Bruce: It surprises me that no one is doing anything about this
Clint: They work at Walmart Banner
Clint: They live for customer entertainment
Wanda: Lmao they've now alluded to riding up and down the Produce Isle singing the Veggie Tales theme song
Peter:IF YOU LIKE TO TALK TO TOMATOES!
Shuri:IF A SQUASH CAN MAKE YOU SMILE!
Peter:IF YOU LIKE TO WALTZ WITH POTATOES!
Shuri:UP AND DOWN THE PRODUCE IIIIIIISLE!
Peter:HAVE WE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU!
Sam: lol
Wanda: It’s a whole damn musical number
Wanda: Who knew Carol could tap dance?
Wanda: And on top of a register too
Strange: How have they not been banned yet?
Wanda: Oh. no, the manager’s out here
Wanda: But he’s encouraging it
Peter: lmao
Peter: The Avengers Musical
Peter: Starring Carol Danvers and Natasha Romanov
Wanda: Well
Wanda: You know what they say
Wanda: If ya can’t beat em’
Wanda: Join 'em
Vision: This is rather perplexing
Steve: I’m debating on whether or not we should go down there and put a stop to this madness, or just let them sink their ship
Bruce: I feel like either way, they’re just going to do it again
Carol: Alright, that was entertaining
Steve: Have I ever told you that you’re a madwoman?
Carol: Yes.
Carol: Many times
Steve: Well you’re a madwoman
Carol: I wouldn’t be playing giant jenga with boxes of Mac ’n Cheese if I wasn’t
Nat: Wanda! No powers!
Carol: Yeah, that’s cheating
Wanda: If you can’t win fair...
Wanda: Cheat
Peter: lol
Thor: Could you lovely ladies by any chance get more pop tarts?
Nat: New mission: Obtain the pop tarts
Wanda: In position
Carol: We’re going in
Wanda:insert pink panther theme here
Wanda: Gotta be sneaky
Nat: We must sneak
Carol: Am much sneak
Wanda: I sneak like snek doin’ a sneak
Carol: Yesss
Tony: Peter
Tony: Translate
Peter: Even I don’t know what that means
Carol: Mission complete
Carol: Pop tarts obtained
Carol: New mission
Wanda: Actually check out like we were going to do half an hour ago
Nat: We gotta go out in style tho
Bruce: I’m terrified for the employees
Bruce: And everybody who is witness
Nat: Okay
Nat: We have checked out
Nat: Carol, give me the cart
Carol: Okay
Nat: Aight
Nat: Wanda you gotta blast the titanic theme while we do this
Tony: Activating NatCam
Nat: The fuck?
Tony: I wanna see this shit
Bucky: FINALLY
Tony: Gather round friends
Sam: …
Bucky: …
Steve: I….I have no words
Peter: hfdghfkdfh
Peter: OML THAT’S BRILLIANT
Vision: What now?
Bruce: Do I want to know?
Peter: Carol and Wanda are standing in the cart playing the Titanic theme and Nat’s pushing them through the store
Bruce: Oh. God
Bruce: Someone get my medical kit
Bucky: Tony, please tell me you can save this footage
Tony: Yep
Nat: Rip
Tony: Rip indeed, the feed cut out
Strange: What did you do, Romanov?
Nat: Nothing too bad, I promise
Steve: Spit it out
Nat: Well, I may or may not have pushed the cart down a hill once we got outside
Nat: And they may or may not have crashed into a lamp post
Nat: And I may or may not have gotten the whole thing on video
Carol: And it was fuckin awesome
Wanda: Bro, lets do that again
Nat: Lol we need to come here more often
Steve: No
Steve: No, I don’t think you do.