The Quartet of Chaos (MJ Roasts the People)
Peter Created a Server
Peter Named the Server: It’s time
Peter invited Everyone
Peter: Dearly beloved
Peter: I have gathered you here today
Peter: Because the age of the Girl Gang has ended
Tony: wut?
Nat: The fuck?
Peter: And it is time for a new group of terror to arise
Carol: Excuse you, spiderling
Nat: But we are,
Wanda: The Trio of Terror
Nat: Yeah, name’s taken
Peter: I present to thee
Shuri: The Quartet of Chaos
Scott: The what now?
Peter: Hey! Shuri!
Peter: That was my line!
Shuri: Whoops
Peter: AHEM
Peter: THE QUARTET OF CHAOS!!!!
Clint: Oh boy
Thor: New friends?
Nat: Thor you’re so pure
Peter invited Ned
Peter Invited MJ
Peter: Behold
Ned: I’m in a chat with the Avengers?
Ned: Um
Ned: I mean…Fear me!
Ned: Aaaah..?
MJ: lol, Loser
MJ: Y'all are losers
Tony: Shut up, you’re like, 5
MJ: I’m 16
MJ: I thought you were supposed to be a genius or something?
MJ: Simple math should come easily right?
Carol: I like her
Wanda: @MJ Join our girl gang
MJ: Nah. I’m good
Tony: Now hold on a damn second
Clint: You should respect your elders
Steve: Yes, respecting adults is good
MJ: lmao when y’all stop acting like children, I will
Scott: She is on fire, damn
Thor: OUR DEAR NEW FRIEND IS ON FIRE?
MJ: Lol, Peter, he’s so pure
Peter: I know
MJ: I’m gonna roast him
Peter: Don’t you dare!
Nat: There is one rule and one rule only in this server
Bucky: We do not mess with Thor’s happiness
Sam: It is against regulations
Shuri: Yes. Thor must be protected at all times
Shuri: The rest of you however….
Ned: Shall be roasted like a rack of lamb
Peter: ….
Ned: What? It’s all I could think of
Shuri: lmao
Shuri: Roasted and toasted to perfection
Ned: The golden brown crispiness of the roast
MJ: The glorious cronch of morale being broken
Peter: Such a beautiful feast
Clint: Okay, I’m so confused
Clint: I thought we were ordering pizza tonight?
Steve: I don’t think anyone understands
MJ: Yeah, sorry, Steve, I think you have the wrong time period
Steve: Is it one of those me-mes?
Shuri: lol, Peter, I can’t
T’Challa: I do not condone this behavior sister
MJ: Soft kitty
Shuri: Warm kitty
T’Challa: Don’t you dare
Ned: Little ball of fur
Peter: Happy kitty
MJ: Sleepy kitty
Shuri: Pur
Peter: Pur
Ned: Purrrrr
T’Challa: I swear to all the Gods
Loki: Yes, so sorry, but I’m off duty today
Thor: You can always swear to me
Nat: NO! NO, YOU MAY NOT!
Wanda: WE ARE NOT CORRUPTING THOR!
Vision: I think it’s a bit too late for that, dear
Carol: We must protect
Nat: She protecc
Wanda: She attacc
Nat: But most important
Wanda: She a snacc
Steve: Damn it, Wanda! Stop going after my girl!
Carol: lmao
MJ: There’s nothing wrong with options
Peter: lol, MJ, no
Strange: I do not approve of this child
MJ: I do not approve of your sorcery
Strange: I do not need your approval
MJ: Neither do I
Ned: lmao, MJ, making enemies faster than Peter entering a lego store
Peter: Dude
Peter: Not cool
Ned: Oh…
Ned: Are we not still roasting?
Peter: No we are
Peter: Just not me
Ned: Oh, okay
Ned: Got'cha
Shuri: All you mortals shall bow down before us!
Loki: I am no mere mortal
MJ: Yet, you are still a mortal
Ned: Bow before the lego gods!
MJ: lol, Ned, ur shit at this
Shuri: BOW DOWN, BITCHES!
Carol: No
Sam: You tell her, Carol
MJ: Listen, Captain Nightlight
MJ: We’re the captains now
Vision: According to the data I’ve collected on Captain Rogers’ rising levels of annoyance from the name "Captain Night Light", I’d say you’re in trouble, MJ
Vision: Or…how do you say it?
Vision: Oh, yes! I remember now!
Vision: You’re really rolling up shit’s creek
Wanda: ….
Tony: …..
Steve: …..
Peter: …..
Vision: What?
Vision: Did I say it right?
Wanda: Vis, omg
MJ: See? this is why I like robots better than people
Vision: I am a synthezoid.
Vision: AI
MJ: I’m aware
Shuri: Her mind be stronk
Ned: Strong, like Peter-man
Ned: All hail Peter-Man
Clint: Contact officially changed to Peter-Man
Peter: I’m starting to think this should have been a 1 man show
Ned: Rip
MJ: Bird man has arrived
Clint: I SQWAK AT YOUR INSULTS
MJ: Tortellini is better than Penne
Clint: How dare you?
Clint: Peter, why would you teach her my weaknesses?
MJ: Because, roasted birds taste wonderful
Ned: Oh, yeah, my mom makes the best roasted chicken
Shuri: Roast duck is better
Peter: Agreed. I’d go for duck
MJ: I could go for some duck right about now
Ned: Do I smell a need for take out?
Shuri: We have the need to feed
Peter: I’m down
Shuri: Y E S
Peter: Let us feast and grow our power
MJ: Until next time, losers!
MJ: I’ll be back
Peter has left the server
MJ has left the server
Ned has left the server
Shuri has left the server
Scott: ……
Scott: What just happened?
Sam: I don’t...
Sam: I don’t even know.