Fluff Wars
Thor Created a Server
Thor Named the Server: We all hate each other and it needs to stop
Thor Invited Everyone
Carol: lol
Carol: IT’S TIME TO STOP
Nat: IT’S TIME TO STOP, OKAY?
Wanda: WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?
Thor: Ahem
Thor: It has come to my attention that nobody can seem to get along
Thor: And there is constant “roasting”
Tony: lmao, Thor, that’s just our dynamic
Thor: SO
Thor: Today, we are all going to be nice to each other
Tony: No can do
Thor: I propose a challenge
Thor: Or as you like to say
Thor: A game
Sam: ….
Sam: I’m listening
Bucky: What’s in it for us?
Thor: Food
Carol: What is this game that you speak of?
Thor: I propose…
Thor: A compliment war
Wanda: ….
Wanda: lol, Thor, you’re so pure
Nat: So soft…so pure
Carol: Please, never change, you beautiful human
Vision: I predict that I will be the winner of this challenge
Wanda: Oh, really?
Nat: I predict that Thor will be the winner of this challenge
Nat: There is not a mean bone in his body
Thor: My friends
Thor: Let the games, BEGIN!
Peter: @ShuriYOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND BEST OF ALL BEST FRIENDS
Peter:DO YOU HAVE A BEST FRIEND TOO?
Shuri: Yes. You ☺️
Peter: ☺️
Thor: Peter and Shuri in the lead with one
Sam: Oh, it’s on
Sam: @Bucky Of all the assholes in the world, you’re my favorite
Bucky: Oh yeah? Well if you die, I’m dying with you!
Sam:gasp
Sam: How dare you be so kind?!
Bucky: Oh, I dare
Nat: lol @Thor In a world full of bagels, you are a donut
Thor: @Nat If I had to pick between you and pop tarts, I’d pick you
Nat: You are a gift to this world
Vision: @Wanda All the beauty in the world could never compare to how beautiful you are
Wanda: Well, you’re so adorable I want to throw rainbows and sprinkles at you
Vision: Your smile is my salvation
Wanda: Everything would be better if we had more people like you
Nat: lol it’s getting intense
Wanda: I will prevail
Vision: You are a work of art
Vision: The most beautiful work of art
Wanda: You’re my saving grace
Vision: There will never be a star that shines as bright as you
Wanda:inhales
Wanda: I don’t know how to counter that
Nat: lol there will never be a star that shines as bright as Carol when she's angry
Carol: I take that as a compliment
Bucky: @Sam You are a candle in my eternal darkness
Sam: @Bucky You are a beautiful human
Bucky: Not as beautiful as you
Sam: Be quiet! You are the sun that my world revolves around
Shuri: @Peter You sustain me
Peter: @Shuri I love you more than Wonder Bread
Tony: @everyone You all have amazing taste in friends
Tony: i.e. Me
Steve: …..
Strange: ……
T’Challa: ……
Scott: That’s not how that works
Carol: @Nat @Wanda You significantly raise the average of human goodness
Steve: @Carol You’re my favorite person
Wanda: @Carol You are a ray of sunshine
Nat: @Carol Your eyes shine brighter than the sun
Nat: Quite literally
Carol: @Steve You are my favorite person to annoy
Steve: Thanks?
Shuri: @T’Challa You are my favorite person to annoy
T’Challa: @Shuri No matter how much you annoy me, you’re still my partner in crime
Thor: @everyone You all deserve kittens and ice cream
Bruce: @Thor The world does not deserve you
Wanda: @Carol You’re a 10/10
Steve: There is no scale to rate Carol on because she is infuriatingly perfect in every way possible
Carol: I feel appreciated
Thor: That means the game is working
Loki: @Peter You are not beneath me
Peter: @Loki You give me life
Sam: @Bucky I'M NEVER GONNA CHANGE MY LOVE FOR YOU
Bucky:YOU ‘OUGHT TO BY NOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
Bucky: @Sam YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE, BUT I LOVE YOU!
Sam: ❤️
Bucky: ❤️
Tony: @Peter You are the best son and I love you
Peter: I’m cry
Peter: Dad loves me
Strange: Peter, I also consider you my son
Carol: Peter is everybody’s son
Clint: @Nat You are my favorite source of entertainment
Nat: @Clint Ditto
Clint: @Steve You are a righteous dude
Steve: Much appreciated
Tony: @Strange Thank you for being the world’s best emergency contact
Strange:sigh
Strange: I suppose you’re welcome
Scott: Wait, who’s winning?
Wanda: Nobody knows lol
Vision: Your happiness is my happiness
Wanda: You are the reason for my happiness
Scott: Oof, they’re back at it
Vision: The easiest thing to love in life is you
Wanda: You are the purest cream puff on the face of this earth
Vision: Not as pure as your heart
Wanda: inhales
Wanda:I will win this war
Wanda:the mighty maximoff shall not be defeated
Vision: You can try
Wanda:aggressivly searches brain for an effective compliment
Sam: lmao
Sam:@BuckyLOVING YOU THE WAY I DO
Bucky:I KNOW WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH
Sam:AND I WOULD GO TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
Bucky: CAUSE, DARLING, TO ME THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE WORTH!!!!
Carol: lmao
Carol: Sam and Bucky over here having a romantic sing along
Shuri: The best way to show appreciation
Thor: Musical numbers get bonus points
Shuri:@Peter You are the lipstick to my Valentino white bag
Peter:@Shuri You are the avocado that I want for Christmas
Shuri: If you were a croissant, I’d make sure not to drop you
Peter: Without you, my heart would not go on
Shuri: There is no Chrysler more merry than you
Peter: You are the only chicken I want to look at
Steve: ……
Steve: The fuck?
T’Challa: We don’t speak meme, sister
Shuri: Rip
Peter: You need to educate yourself then
Steve: I’d advise against that
Steve: The internet is a dark and scary place
Bruce: The last person that went in unprepared tried to destroy all humanity
Thor: …..
Steve: …..
Bruce: ……
Tony: …..yeah
Clint: Thank you, Tony, for almost destroying humanity
Nat: Multiple times
Bruce: Your efforts were much appreciated
Tony: You are most welcome
Wanda: Haha!
Wanda: I got one
Vision: Oh?
Wanda: I love you more than cats
Vision: ……
Wanda: …..
Tony: …..
Thor: …….
Thor: The killing blow
Thor: I declare Wanda the champion
Wanda: Hell Yeah!
Wanda: BOW DOWN, BITCHES
Thor: ….
Thor: And now we’re back to square one...😔