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The Spooktastic Takeover (Space Girlz Reunion Part 2)

Carol created a Server

Carol named the Server: The Space Girlz Spooktastic Takeover

Carol Invited Wanda. Nat, Gamora, Nebula, Mantis, Peter, Shuri, Hope, Hela

 

Carol: Wanda

Wanda: Carol

Carol: Do you have the goods?

Wanda: I has the goods

Nat: We literally got every brand of chocolate in existence

Carol: g o o d

Gamora: Did you all pick a movie to watch yet?

Nat: Pumpkin Pie Wars

Gamora: hjdksh that’s my favorite

Nebula: Never seen it

Peter: It’s literally the story of Steve and Carol

Carol: Fuck off, Parker

Peter: 🙃

Nebula: lol

Mantis: Should I bring anything?

Hope: Just your beautiful self

Mantis: Okay☺️

Peter: Are we still getting pizza?

Carol: Of course

Nebula: So….

Nebula: Now onto the only part of this I am actually looking forward to

Carol: Which is?

Nebula: How exactly are you planning on taking over the penthouse?

Carol: Basically, we’re storming the theatre room and nobody can stop us :)

Nebula: g o o d

Nebula: I’ll bring the blasters

Nat: ….

Nebula: Just in case

Hela: I like her

Nebula: I like you too

Hela: Is this what is called making friends?

Wanda: Yes

Carol: Alright losers, if you’re not here with in the next fifteen minutes we’re starting with out you

Gamora: 👍🏻

 

 


 

 

Carol Created a Server 

Carol Named the Server: Spooktastic Take over 2. 0

Carol Invited Everyone 

Carol invited Gamora, Nebula, Mantis, Hope, Hela

 

Tony: Carol

Tony: What is this?

Bruce: And why has your weird ninja squad assembled in the kitchen

Loki: And why is my sister trying to pet my cats?

Wanda: Because, siblings have to share sometimes

Hela: This is true.

Loki:hisssss

Steve: Carol

Carol: Steve

Steve: What are you up to?

Carol: What makes you think I’m up to something? 

Carol: 👀👀👀

Steve: You’re always up to something

Nebula: Outta the way, bitches

Nebula: We’re taking over

Scott: ???

Scott: Why is Hope here?

Hope: I’m a part of the Space Girlz now

Scott: Oh no

Scott: They’ve corrupted you too

Peter: Did you get the pizza?

Carol: Y E S

Tony: What are you even doing? 

Wanda: Plotting world domination

Hela: ⬆️⬆️⬆️

Strange: Well, this is going to end terribly

Nat: lol the gang’s all here

T’Challa: Even my sister managed to slip from my sight

T’Challa: I apologize in advance

Shuri: You’re no fun, Brother

Shuri: Why do you think I hang out with Peter so much?

Peter: 👀

Wanda: and I oop-

Thor: Did I hear pizza?

Wanda: And Hallmark

Thor: 👀

Thor: I want in

Hela: No

Thor: Yes

Hela: No

Thor: Yes

Thor: Hela

Hela: Thor

Thor: Hela

Hela: Thor 

Peter: Peter

Shuri: Peter

Nat: Pizza?

Carol: Yes

Carol: Alright, ladies

Carol: It’s time to invade the theater room

Bucky: 👀

Bucky: Sam and I are watching a show in there

Carol: Well, your time is up

Sam: Dude, it’s NCIS night

Sam: You know this

Nebula: You can leave on your own accord, or we will gladly have you removed

Sam: Try me, robo-bitch

Nebula: Don’t tempt me, bird brain

Wanda: Move or be moved assholes

Hope: I’m dying

Hope: Wanda has just “Yeeted” Sam out of the room

Tony: hjdguhjs beautiful

Sam: Alright, That’s it

Sam: Bird Squad, unite!

Clint: SQWAK

Steve: Do I have to?

Sam: Y E S

Clint: We must defeat these forces of evil

Bucky: lol you three against all of them

Sam: J O I N  U S

Bucky: O K A Y

Tony: lol, Sam, I’ll join your team

Sam: 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

Tony: Oh and Rhodey, you’re going down with me

Tony: You too, Vision 

Vision: Why do I always get roped into these things?

Loki: I too shall join your team, Wilson

Scott: ……👀

Scott: Imma be the ref

Strange: I think I’ll join you

Bruce: Yeah, me too

Mantis: I do not wish to fight either

Nat: @Mantis You’re not ALLOWED to fight

Hope: You are to pure for the rage of battle

Thor: I shall fight with my loyal Cat Crew

Nat: lol this is war

Tony: Bring it on

Gamora: Oh, we will

Sam: CHARGE!

Scott:plays avengers theme on the kazoo

Clint: HEAR MY SQWAK AND QUAKE IN FEAR MORTALS!

Scott: Ladies and Gentleman, Welcome to the first annual Theatre Games

Carol: Wanda, Quick! Use the food as ammo!

Peter: Food Fight!

Tony: Ow, shit, Peter, stop!

Nat: lol, Tony has been webbed

Peter: One Tin Can recycled, two more to go

Steve: Hey

Steve: Show your father some respect

Nebula: @Sam You missed

Nebula: @Sam You missed again

Nebula: @Sam You have shit aim

Sam: I'M DOIN MY BEST

Scott: lol, Thor and Loki have a family feud going on with Hela over there

Hela: You will not defeat me, mortal!

Loki: I am no mortal

Hela: Well, neither am I

Bruce: Oh, shit

Bruce: She drop kicked him

Nat: Rip, Loki

Hela: For the amount of bragging he does...

Hela: ....

Hela: He Loki sucks

Nat: ...

Carol: ...

Wanda: Jkskskshjfd

Wanda: @Carol We’re keeping her

Clint: Hope, you fiend

Clint: Stop making yourself small so I can h i t you

Hope: Come and get me, bird brain

Sam: Caw Caw, Motherfucker!

Nat: C'mon, Bucky

Nat: You can do better than that

Bucky: Don't push your luck, Romanov

Gamora: lol Carol and Steve are going at it

Gamora: Like hard

Wanda: Eh

Wanda: That's nothing new

Tony: lmao you right

Rhodey: Tony, we have a problem

Rhodey: My right repulser's out

Tony: We can tag team 'em then

Peter: You will not escape the clutches of Spidey

Tony: Sure, kid

Peter: I'm unstoppable

Tony: Hi, Unstoppable

Tony: I'm Dad

Peter:peter.exe has stopped working

Shuri:MMMM WHAT'CHA SAAAYYYY

Strange: I'm just waiting to see what happens when Pepper shows up

Tony: We'll deal with that later

Nebula: Gamora, go for the wings

Sam: Paws off my wings, you beast

Thor: This is your final warning, sister!

Thor: I am not afraid to hit you with my hammer

Hela: I'm not afraid of no hammer

Hela: Bring it

Bruce: lmao there's chocolate and pizza everywhere

Hela: I'm so glad I tagged along

Hela: This is my kind of party

Tony: I'm not so sure I want my kid hanging around you

Peter: Have at you!

Wanda: lol, Peter tryin' to fight Vision

Nat: Wholesome brotherly love

Hela: Wait

Carol: What

Hela: When do we watch the movie?

Carol: After we kick their asses

Hela: Ohhh

Hela: Got it

Carol: HAH

Carol: I HAVE WON

Carol: STOVE HAS BEEN DEFEATED

Steve: You cheated

Steve: Again

Carol: Wasn't it you who said all is fair in love and war?

Steve: ......

Nat: There are no rules in war, Captain

Hela: ONLY VICTORY

Sam: I will end you

Hela: I took over Nine realms with nothing but a hammer and an oversized pupper

Hela: What makes you think you can defeat me, Peasant?

Hela: If anything, you should kneel

Nat: kNeEl

Shuri: Bow down, bitches

Loki: ......

Loki: That's my line

Clint: Sam

Clint: I hate to say this

Clint: But I think we might be fucked

Sam: NEVER

Sam: WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER TO THE LIKES OF THEM

Tony: Dude, we're losing

Tony: Just let them have it

Sam: BIRD SQUAD, FALL BACK!

Carol: HAHAHA

Carol: SUCCESS

Sam: This isn't over

Sam: I'll be back

Bucky: lol no you won't

Sam: How do you know?

Bucky: Because you'll be bitching about something else in an hour

Sam: ......

Carol: Now

Carol: On to the important stuff

Hela: Hallmark?

Carol: Hallmark.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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