I...I Don't Even Know...(Part 2)
Previously in the same Server: Steve's trying to run far far away after eating Carol's pasta and Peter offers his help.....👀
Nat: Alright, well now we gotta tell them
Clint:cackles from the vents at what’s about to go down
Nat: And, Peter, I swear to God if you sink our ship I will throw out all your Star Wars movies
Peter: I digitalized them all, Auntie Nat, so go ahead
Nat: Welp
Peter: Your bike is ready, Captain America 🇺🇸
Nat: The kid leaves me no choice
Clint: Oh no
Wanda: Idk if Carol can handle it…
Nat: We’re about to find out
Nat:inhales
Nat: CAROL, STEVE LIKES YOU
Clint: What, are we, five?
Nat: Yes
Clint: That’s fair
Steve: I do not
Carol: …….
Sam: @Steve yes you do
Clint: He does
Bucky: C’mon, man, you totally do
Wanda: I can confirm that Carol.exe has stopped working
Wanda: Nat, you broke carol
Steve: You are all delusional
Wanda: I’m pretty sure that’s you
Clint: Should we tell him too?
Nat: Yes
Nat: Because we are awful people
Clint: Of course
Clint: I got this one
Nat: 👀
Steve: I don’t want to know…
Clint:inhales
Clint: STEVE, CAROL LIKES YOU
Wanda: Vis, come help me get Carol back online
Vision: I don't think that's how that works
Carol:inhales intensely
Wanda: Oh, wait
Wanda: I think I got it
Clint:chuckles
Clint: I’m in danger
Carol: HJJKJDJDKFBDJWSKSKWKS WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT WHAT THE FUCK, CLINT, I SWEAR TO GOD, WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GONNA FRY THE BRAINS YOU DON’T HAVE JDSJDFJDFJDJ
Clint: fuckfuckshitfuckshit NAT MADE ME DO IT
Clint: NAT, HELP
Carol: I’M SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES
Nat: @Clint You’re on your own, bird boy
Clint: Nooooo
Clint: Betrayal
Steve: Why is the sky glowing?
Clint: That’s death coming for me
Carol: SAY GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS!
Steve: Language
Carol: Don’t tell me what to do, you heathen
Clint: Tell my leftovers I love them
Wanda: @Carol You know if you destroy the compound, I can’t make you pasta anymore
Carol: I…….
Carol:sighs
Carol: You live to see another day, Barton
Clint: Oh, yay!
Carol: For now….
Tony: Shit
Nat: What?
Tony: FRIDAY has confirmed, Steve is off the premises
Clint: ….
Clint: Not so yay
Nat: Find him
Nat: This ship ain’t going down before it’s sailed
Nat: Not while I’m still the Captain
Wanda: lol
Nat: lmao
Nat: I’m the Captain now
Wanda: STEVEN
Wanda: ACCEPT HER LOVE
Steve: I can see her glowing above the compound behind me. I don’t want to accept anything she’s offering right now
Nat: Nah Nah, Fam
Nat: We got her under control
Nat: Its all good
Steve: Oh, wait, that’s Tony
Clint:climbs up onto the roof
Clint: Spotted the runner. Heading East towards the treeline
Rhodey: moving in from the South to intercept
Tony: Live-streaming all of this to the home TV
Peter: AND I KEEP RUNNIN RUNNIN RUNNIN RUNNIN
Shuri:RUNNIN FROM MY HEART!
Rhodey: Just like in Romania
Bucky: Please don’t remind me
Clint: Rip dude
Carol: I think….
Carol: I think I need a nap
Carol: This is a lot to process
Carol: All this being angry has made me a bit tired
Wanda: Have a good nap
Nat: @Steve The first step to acceptance is acceptance
Steve: All this over some damn linguine
Carol: It’s sacred!
Carol: Also
Carol: @Nat Can I cuddle with your cat?
Nat: Sure
Nat: Now, Steve
Steve: No
Nat: Get back here before I hunt you down myself
Steve: See above
Nat: I did
Nat: And I’ve elected to ignore it
Steve: Then I hope that cat suit of yours has hiking boot add ons
Nat: Oh, it does
Rhodey: I can confirm, he's ditched the bike
Rhodey: He just rode his shield down a hillside
Rhodey: I recorded the noise he made as he went down
Steve: With all due respect. Colonel, your rank won’t stop me from knocking your ass out of the sky
Nat: lmao Steve used a big boy word
Tony: Wow, Rhodey, he nearly hit you just then
Rhoday: Shut up, Tony
Wanda: Peter, pass the popcorn
Wanda: And, Nat, you gotta come see this sksksjhsfj
Nat: What?
Wanda: Tony is live steaming this shit
Loki: Wanda, pass the popcorn
Wanda:complies
Loki:thank
Tony: Steve, I’m only an onlooker, please refrain from throwing that at me
Clint:pops out of the vents to join wanda peter and loki
Steve: All is fair in love and war, Tony…
Tony: Wow, those should be your vows to Carol
Wanda: She’s sleeping rn, but I’m pretty sure Carol would hit you for that
Rhodey: lol excellent aim, Captain
Steve: Thank you, Colonel
Clint:sneaks some popcorn
Wanda: You know you could have just asked, right?
Clint: Sure, but I’m a spy
Clint: It’s what I do
Clint: Also, Loki’s holding it and he’s territorial
Loki: He isn’t coming anywhere near the popcorn. He’ll eat it all
Clint: See?!
Carol: I smelled popcorn and woke up
Carol: G i v e
Loki: hANDS oFF
Tony: Hello again, Carol
Tony: Steve is shopping for your engagement ring
Carol: Fuck off, Stark
Steve: Fuck Off, Tony
Clint: lmao
Tony: awwwwwww
Nat: Did they just agree on something?
Steve: ……Shit
Clint: They did, and it was adorable
Wanda: My heart, I can’t
Loki: Isn’t this sweet?
Rhodey: His aim is more and more off the angrier he gets
Bruce: I can recommend a good therapist, Steve
Nat: lmao, Bruce, no, he's gonna need more than that
Wanda: Did you get him yet?
Wanda: The feed cut out
Tony: I can’t see
Loki: Oh dear, my amusement :(
Clint: Oh shit
Rhodey: He knocked out my foot repulsers, I have to hover after him with my auxiliary jets
Peter: The suspense….
Nat: Welp
Nat: Time to pull out the big guns
Loki:munches on popcorn
Loki: Oh, this is getting good
Nat invited Fury
Fury: Who rang?
Steve: What the hell?
Nat: Steve’s on the loose
Rhodey: Oh shit, y’all
Fury: This party’s over
Clint:inconspicuously scoots behind loki
Clint: Carol, go get your mans
Loki: I think not, mortal
Rhodey: Fury has apprehended the Captain
Nat: Okay, guys, engagement party’s over
Clint:scrambles over to wanda
Rhodey: Mofo came out of nowhere
Steve: Damn it
Wanda: Nat has been attacked by Carol for her “engagement party” comment
Wanda: lol it’s like watching two cats fight
Clint: This turned into a train wreck real quick
Nat: Love makes you do strange things, Barton
Loki: How dare he ruin my entertainment, that pathetic excuse of a pirate
Loki: Unhand the Captain at once
Carol: No, no
Carol: He’s much easier to hit if he’s not moving
Fury: Listen, Captain Glowstick, I’m bringing back your man, which is a very painful task might I add, so ease up off my ass
Clint: ooooOOOOO
Carol: Whatever you say, Furry
Fury: You owe me a drink for this one, Carl
Steve: I am not her man
Fury: Uh huh
Nat: Yes you are
Clint: You totally are
Loki: Of course you are
Wanda: 100%
Clint: I like how Carol didn’t comment on Steve being called her man
Nat: Because what is there to comment on?
Clint: You right.
Clint: I just expected her to stay in denial longer
Nat: I think her nap helped
Wanda: She just needed to sleep on it
Clint: That’s fair
Carol:carol has declined to comment
Steve: Fury, where did you even get these hand cuffs
Fury: The Skrulls
Steve: The what now?
Fury: Don’t you two Captains discuss anything on dates?
Steve: …..
Carol: ….
Nat: They will now
Carol: Nat, why?
Nat: It's for your own good
Peter: Yeah, sexual tension makes me anxious
Clint:agrees
Nat: It’s for the good of the team as well
Tony: Peter, please don’t ever utter the words “sexual tension” ever again
Peter: 👀
Nat: How sweet
Nat: Tony, your son has been corrupted
Tony: That’s not sweet
Tony: That’s terrifying
Fury: Not as terrifying as I'm gonna be if y’all can’t work your shit out
Peter: Just handcuff them together agin until they admit they like each other
Nat: Or lock them in a closet
Nat: Either works
Fury: I vote closet
Steve: You have to be kidding me
Steve: Stuck in a small space?
Steve: With Carol?
Steve: I’ll be dead in seconds
Wanda: Well, at least you won’t be dying alone
An hour later after being locked in a closet against their will….
Nat: Did it work?
Wanda: Idk but they finally stopped yelling at each other
Peter: Thank, God
Peter: It was giving me a headache
Tony: If this didn’t work, then they can sleep outside until they get their stubborn asses together
Sam: I second
Bucky: I third
Wanda: @Carol what’s the verdict?
Wanda: Carol?
Wanda: CAAAARROOLLLL
Steve: FUCK OFF, SHE’S SLEEPING
Nat: 👀
Clint: opens closet door
Nat:dies from cuteness overload
Wanda:can confirm that fury is a genius
Tony: HAHAHA
Tony: Success!
Thor: ……
Thor: I love happy endings