The Loops
Bucky Created a Server
Bucky Named the Server: Caution, Froot Loop Sorting in session
Bucky Invited Everyone
Bucky: I would just like to make it known, that the Froot Loop sorting is in session and to take caution when walking through the sitting area
Peter: This has been your PSA
Steve: Then what did I just step on?
Steve: It’s green
Peter: Rip, Steve
Peter: You have committed the ultimate crime
Steve: Do I even want to know?
Peter: You have crushed Carol’s loops
Bucky: Oh shit
Bucky: Dude, you’re so dead
Peter: She spent like an hour sorting those
Steve: I stepped on like 1 or 2
Steve: What’s the worst that can happen?
Bucky: …...
Peter: ……
Strange: ......
Steve: ……
Steve: Oh…
Steve: That’s right…it’s Carol
Carol:inhales
Steve: Doctor, may I borrow a portal?
Carol: STEVE, YOU ASSHOLE
Carol: THOSE WERE MY L O O P S
Steve: Strange, please…
Peter: Here lies Captain Rogers…
Steve: Carol…you have another box of loops in the pantry
Carol: I spent an hour sorting those
Steve: But you only left my office forty minutes ago?
Steve: I mean
Steve: Shit
Bucky: Language
Nat: I heard an abundance of screaming
Nat: But now I’m not sure I want to know
Tony: No, no
Tony: Please continue
Steve: Strange, I need that damn portal right now
Strange: Captain, I’m afraid I’m about to give a lecture at NYU and cannot assist
Strange: It’s as we’ve said
Strange: Run
Steve: I am so sick of running away from this compound
Peter: a d d d r e s s y o u r w o m a n S t e v e
Shuri: Why are you runnin?
Peter: WHY ARE YOU RUNNIN?
Wanda: Probably because it’s Carol
Steve: She’s yelled at me enough this last week
Steve: And she broke my TV
Nat: Yep
Nat: Sounds like Carol
Carol: Okay, that was a misfire and you know it
Steve: Just because Tony owns a company that makes TVs doesn’t mean….
Carol: Choose your words wisely Captain👀
Sam: Are they arguing again?
Bucky: Yep
Sam: Wow
Sam: They’re worse than us
Steve: You two never fight
Steve: And neither of you have explosives in your blood
Sam: My point exactly
Bucky: Yeah, man
Bucky: What is it with you and getting beat up?
Sam: Or stealing Carol’s food
Steve: Well now she smirks at me whenever I take her pasta so...
Steve: I see that as a win of sorts
Carol: Listen here, Capsicle
Steve: I’m listening, Glowstick
Carol: There is a difference in the sacredness of pasta and froot loops
Steve: Why do you spell it like that…?
Carol: Because
Carol: That’s what it says on the box
Nat: And the box never lies
Steve: Plenty of boxes have lied to me
Carol: Well, that sounds like a you problem
Steve: According to the team, my problems are now our problems
Steve: So I defer to to your good judgement c a p t a i n
Steve: Is that how one memes?
Carol: I….
Carol: I blame you, Peter
Peter: How is this my problem now
Carol: You have corrupted him
Steve: Peter, is this the point when I dab?
Carol: I swear to God, Steve, if you start dabbing, it’ll be the last thing you ever do
Carol: And quite possibly the last time I let you eat my pasta too
Steve: Fourth time you’ve said that today
Bruce: I swear you two argue like an old married couple
Bruce: About literally everything
Steve: Well, we are the oldest on the team
Steve: ….
Steve: I regret what I’ve just written
Tony: hwbdfhjvdh
Tony: Cap just called himself old
Carol: He’s insufferable
Carol: I rest my case
Wanda: Then why do you put up with him?
Carol: Don’t question my emotions, Wanda
Steve: Carol, the day you rest a case on anything, I will toss my shield into the Hudson
Carol: Well, I just did
Carol: So ya better start walking
Nat: It’s like a sitcom with these two
Nat: I love it
Clint: I’m still intrigued about the office
Steve: Carol watches it
Steve: She said something about a Jim and a Pam
Clint: Not that office
Steve: I don’t quite get it
Nat: lol Yes. Steve
Nat: Tell us
Nat: What happened in the office?
Steve: She said someone named Michael reminded her of Tony on his bad days
Steve: I don’t presume that was a compliment
Wanda: Wow
Wanda: Either he is very skilled at dodging questions
Wanda: Or he is even more oblivious than Carol
Steve: Maximoff, the first time I took you for a real american cheeseburger you proceeded to eat the vegetables off it first, then the meat and the bread
Wanda: I have a system, sue me
Peter: So I’m guessing it’s the first
Steve: I’ve negotiated to go buy more fruit loops for Carol. Does anyone else need anything?
Tony: I think blackmailed would be a better word, Captain
Sam: lol what’d she do?
Carol: I have threatened to spray paint his shield again if he fails to compensate for the property that was destroyed
Bucky: Carol
Bucky: It’s only froot loops
Nat: Yeah, but we all know he probably would have done it anyway
Nat: He’s literally infatuated with that woman
Steve: Did I just hear a whipping noise?
Steve: Shut up, Natasha
Nat: Never
Vision: Has the Captain been whipped?
Wanda: I hate to say it, Vis
Wanda: But he’s worse than you
Steve: Tony, your tech is blocking my bike
Tony: I’m busy
Tony: I’m sure Carol can move it for you
Carol: You make the mess, Stark
Carol: You clean it up
Tony: Captain, get ahold of your woman’s attitude
Tony: It’s rivaling mine and it has me shook
Steve: I still don’t know what shook means so i’m ignoring that
Peter: lol, Steve
Sam: He means contain your woman
Carol: I am uncontainable
Sam: We’ve noticed
Bucky: He sure is trying to though
Bucky: Poor guy
Loki: He has brought this wrath upon himself
Clint: You gotta admit, though
Clint: It’s fuckin funny watching them bitch about useless shit
Steve: I did not start this fruit loop nonsense, Clint
Steve: But I’m sure as hell paying for it
Carol: You were the one that stepped on my pile
Steve: I stepped on three
Carol: And now you pay the price
Carol: Or I will not be paying you any more trips to the office
Clint: 👀
Nat: 👀👀👀
Steve: Last call for groceries
Nat: Don’t get kicked out
Clint: The Avengers don’t really have the best shopping record
Tony: I am not buying another Walmart
Steve: Someone just asked me to follow them on instant gram
Steve: What does that mean?
Peter: You’re not ready for that yet
Sam: Peter, if you allow him to to experience the terrors of teenage girls on the internet, I will murder you
Nat: Don’t threaten my spider child
Steve attempting (and failing) to message Carol directly
Steve: Carol, what’s instant gram?
Steve: Ah fuck
Peter: Cap if you can’t manage discord…you can’t handle…instant gram 😂
Carol: For the record, Stove
Carol: Never letting you hear the end of that one
Steve: When do you ever?
Carol: Once
Steve: Alright, I’m back
Steve failing yet again at another attempt to DM Carol
Steve: Your cereal is in the special place
Carol: STEVE
Carol: Fuckin STOP
Carol: You’re shit at this
Nat: Now I really want to know
Steve: Please don’t invade our relationship, Romanov
Nat: Wanda get the cats
Nat: And the cider
Nat: We are so getting this out of her
Carol: My lips are sealed
Carol: ….
Carol: Wait cats?
Steve: No, no, no
Wanda: And cider
Steve: No, no
Carol: 👀
Steve: I’m putting a stop to this
Carol: But Cats…..
Steve: NO
Wanda: But Muffin loves Carol
Steve: Muffin loves everyone, Wanda
Carol: BRING ME CAT PEASANT
Wanda: Alright, Nat
Wanda: We got detective work to do
Steve: FRIDAY, Please deny all access to West Wing, Subsection 13A
Peter: Wtf, that’s my room!
Steve: Oops
Steve: West Wing, Subsection 3A
Carol: Joke’s on you, Stove
Carol: I’m not currently in my room
Steve: Shit
Carol: Nothing can stop me from obtaining cuddles from cats
Nat: Cider and Cats
Wanda: At your service
Steve: Please, no
Steve: Don't tell them, Carol
Peter: lol, Cap, you’re so screwed
Carol: Cats are worth it
Shuri: Peter and I are watching the Captain debate leaving his room on camera
Peter: It is glorious
Shuri: Awwww he disabled it
Peter: I got you, Fam
Peter: SpiderCam!
Peter: I choose you!
Steve: Parker, don’t you dare
Nat: Now
Wanda: Spill the tea
Carol: I’ve already told you ladies
Carol: I don’t spill the tea
Carol: I throw the whole damn Kettle
Peter: Cap is running for the Space Girlz Headquarters!
Nat: Quick! Lock the doors!
Clint:sips tea
Bruce: Cap just tried to sneak past me
Bruce: He’s headed your way
Bruce: With his shield
Nat: Carol
Nat: Talk faster
Clint: He’s evaded to the pantry
Carol: You touch my loops Steve…
Carol: You know the consequences
Steve: Try me, Sparky
Carol: Oh, I have
Carol: You stand no chance
Nat: 👀
Peter: He’s in the kitchen!
Shuri: He has the box!
Carol: Welp.
Carol: Gotta go
Nat: Hoh Shit, Rogers
Nat: She’s coming for you
Steve: I’ll be okay
Carol: Not for long, Fucker
Carol: UNHAND MY LOOPS!!!
Peter: Rip
Peter: Who knew Carol could tackle the Captain?
Clint: lol They’re like two squirrles fighting over who gets the last acorn
Scott: Well this sounds violent
T’Challa: Americans
T’Challa: They have strange customs
Steve: Okay, that was cheating, Carol
Carol: If you can’t win fair, cheat
Nat: What’d she do this time?
Carol: It’s not my fault he has shitty aim
Steve: No I don’t, you liar
Steve: You distracted me with your mouth
Carol: What can I say?
Carol: I’m a very distracting person
Wanda: Oh, we’re aware
Vision: 👀
Vision: Wanda, why?
Nat: Because have you seen Carol?
Steve: Yes
Steve: And she’s mine
Nat: Well
Nat: Someone’s getting possessive
Carol: Update: I have obtained the loops
Steve: I have contained the Carol
Carol: Crisis averted
Steve: Now can you please give them to me so I can put them back on the shelf?
Carol:hisssss
Carol: You shall not take my loops
Steve: You’re too short to reach
Carol: Don’t make fun of my height, you heathen
Steve: You act like they’re your prized possession or something
Bucky: Hey
Bucky: You heard the woman
Bucky: The loops are sacred in this house
Carol: Bow down, mortals
Loki: I am no mere mortal
Thor: Are any of us?
Scott: Wait....
Scott: I’m confused
Scott: So what happened in the office?
Steve: .......👀
Carol: Use your imagination
T’Challa: .........
T’Challa: You know
T’Challa: Sometimes this chat makes me question the universe