I...I Don't Even Know...(Part 1)
Tony Created A Server
Tony named the Server: Someone talk to me I’m bored
Tony invited Everyone
Steve: Hello
Tony: Hello, Steve
Steve: How’s your day
Tony: Eh
Steve: Same
Carol: Stove, you wanna know a secret?
Steve: What, Carl?
Carol:whispers
Carol: no one cares
Nat: lol
Nat: No One:
Nat: Not One Fucking Person
Nat: Steve: breaths
Nat: Carol: SOMEONE TURN THAT DAMN STOVE OFF!
Carol: Damn straight
Rhodey: @Carol Seeing as you’re so focused on him, why don’t you do it yourself?
Scott: The only way to turn of his breathing is by covering his lips
Tony: What ever could you use to cover his lips?😉
Carol: Tape
Carol: DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY TAPE?
Steve: Super Soldier Serum means tape doesn’t work
Steve: Not that I’m suggesting any alternatives
Peter: Captain and Captain, sitting in a tree…
Carol: Peter Parker sitting in a grave if he finishes that sentence👀
Peter: You lay in graves, Captain
Carol: How would you know where I sleep?
Carol: I could live in your air vent and you’d never know
T’Challa: You glow brighter than the north star…
Carol: 👀
Steve: HAH
Carol: Silence, Stove!
Carol:grabs tape
Steve: I already told you it won’t work, Danvers
Carol: Science cannot defeat the likes of tape!
Steve: My shield can cut through the toughest metals on earth.
Steve: And I know you don’t have anything more than packing tape in your office
Carol: 👀👀👀👀👀
Carol: How would you know whats in my office, Stove?
Peter: You poking around Auntie Carol’s Office?
Steve: Quiet, Peter
Steve: I read over the supply delivery manifests
Steve: The strongest tape in the facility is in the laboratories and it’s glorified duct tape
Steve: No offense, Bruce
Bruce: ….
Bruce: I am offended
Carol: But if it’s vibranium tape…👀
Peter: @Shuri
Shuri: I’ll get right on it
Tony: Here we go
T’Challa: Sister, I beg of you, do not encourage this
Bruce: @Shuri Send some my way if you can please
Shuri: It’ll be on Amazon within the month
Carol: We can tape Steve’s shield to the ceiling
Steve: Parker, wanna make fifty bucks?
Peter: To crawl around your bedroom? You’d better have a better starting bid than that
Tony: My son takes after me. I’m so proud
Wanda:@Peter I am disturbed by that statement
Carol: I don’t think I want to know
Steve: You all are disgusting
Nat: Are we?
Steve: Don’t get me started on you, Romanov
Carol: @Steve It’s already common knowledge that she has a bigass Backstreet Boys poster on her wall.
Nat: You’ve got nothing on me, Rogers
Steve: Actually
Steve: After you dumped all of the S.H.I.E.L.D files a few years back, you’d be surprised
Steve: Reddit made a list
Wanda: Rip, Nat
Wanda: You’ve been played
Nat: Well
Nat: If you’re gonna play that card, then I guess I’ll tell Carol about that time you ate her pasta👀
Carol:inhales
Steve: There wasn’t a name on it
Steve: Therefore, I am not responsible
Tony: Funny, I swore it was in Carol’s Tupperware that I saw you throwing out after eating
Carol: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO ATE IT?!
Carol: THIS IS TREASON!
Steve: I am locking the door to my office
Carol: NO DOOR CAN STOP ME!
Tony: Captain Danvers, you are authorized to destroy whatever parts of my facility are required to enact revenge for your linguine
Clint: lol he thinks locking the door is going to do anything
Steve: I guess I’m going on vacation, then
Carol: I will find you
Steve: I spent years in Western Europe during the war. Good Luck
Carol: I won’t be needing it
Steve: P.S. Hitler’s bunker is not where the internet claims it is
Peter: Oh! Oh! I remember learning that in school last year!
Peter: It’s actually in Southern Italy!
Steve: …..
Carol: ……
Carol: Parker is now my favorite
Steve: You suck, Parker
Nat: Don't insult my spiderson, you heathen
Carol: You're so in for it, Steve
Steve: Come out and get me, Nightlight, I’ve knocked out Hitler over two hundred times
Carol: Is that a challenge?
T’Challa: American courting procedures are so…
T’Challa: Violent
Wanda: I know right?
Thor: What ever happened to giving people flowers and telling them they look pretty?
Wanda: Is that what they do on Asgard?
Thor: Oh no, we too are quite barbaric when it comes to courting. I just think everyone is pretty and flowers are nice.
Nat: Thor…
Nat: You are too pure for this world
Steve: I could also come take refuge in the royal Wakandan Palace
Carol: There is nowhere you can hide from me
T’Challa: ……
T’Challa: No you most certainly will not
Steve: Guess I’m on my own then
Steve: ……
Steve: Okay who took the handle bars from my bike?
Natasha: I’ll never tell👀
Tony: Oh you know those old Harleys are always breaking down, Cap
Carol: HAH
Carol: THERE IS NOWHERE FOR YOU TO RUN, ROGERS!
Carol: YOU’RE MINE NOW!
Nat: Yes
Nat: Yes he is
Bucky: He’s trying to take the quinjet
Steve: Really, Buck?
Carol: YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ME, ROGERS!
Tony: I’ve remotely disabled his voice recognition access
Steve: You gotta be shitting me
Nat: Language!
Wanda: Oh, Steve
Nat: You are so, so, very screwed
Carol:breaks down garage door
Carol: You can run but you won’t get far!
Steve: I’ve been running a long time, Danvers
Clint: Can I have Steve’s leftovers when he’s dead?
Carol: Only because I’m in a sharing mood
Clint: I mean…
Clint: I was gonna eat them anyway, but I want dibs
Sam: On your left
Sam: I tripped him on the bridge
Sam: He fell in the water
Bucky: ‘atta boy
Nat: lol, Sam
Nat: He can run but it’s only a matter of time until he comes back
Nat: If ya know what I mean…👀😉
Clint: 👀👀👀
Clint: This is such a great team bonding experience
Wanda: @Nat Correction. If Steve leaves, it’s only a matter of time before he dies alone
Nat: …….👀
Nat: Who put your mind in the shadows?
Clint: lmao
Wanda: I’m simply stating the facts
Clint: Savage
Carol: I’m so confused
Carol: Wanda, stop being cryptic
Wanda: Carol, stop being oblivious
Tony: Ms. Maximoff is simply stating that Steve will need someone to help him dry off, Danvers. Those cosmic fists of yours sure do look mighty warm
Sam: This man is soaked
Bucky: The one thing his shield can’t solve
Bucky: Being wet
Carol: He can freeze
Carol: It won’t be the first time
Clint: He need some milk for that burn, damn
Carol: It’s what he deserves for eating my pasta
Steve: It was fairly bland pasta all things considered
Peter: Here lies Captain Rogers….
Peter: Murdered in Cold Blood by Captain Marvel
Bucky: lol
Carol: How dare you insult my pasta?
Clint: Does he have a death wish or is he just too sexually frustrated?
Nat: I think it might be both
Carol: We're gonna fight, Steve
Nat: And she's gonna win
Steve: I could do this all day
Tony: I thought that saying was only for when you’re getting profusely beaten
Tony: Which happens quite a lot on just about every mission, might I say
Clint: At the very least, he obviously has a thing for getting beaten up
Nat: They’re perfect for each other
Clint: They really are
Nat: Steve needs someone to boss him around
Clint: Now, if they would stop focusing on each other enough to notice their feelings
Loki: I’d take a bet that Captain Rogers has a secret thing for women ordering him around. He tends to find the bossiest of them and chases after them like an errant school boy
Wanda: lol
Clint: I wouldn’t take that bet because I agree with you
Nat: Should we tell them?
Nat: Or should we just let this destruction play out?
Clint: Would they listen to us if we told them?
Nat: Maybe?
Carol: I answer to nobody
Carol: Except for Fury
Carol: And occasionally Nat
Carol: But only because she lets me play with her cat
Bucky: Carol, when you are moving forward with murdering Steve, please be careful
Bucky: I’m helping him find dry clothes, and I don’t want to be baked alive
Carol: Don’t worry, Bucky
Carol: No harm shall come to you
Sam: Don’t hurt my metal man
Steve: I’m taking you both down with me
Carol: No harm shall come to the bird bois
Carol: Only Steve shall perish
Peter: @Steve I will put your handle bars back on your motorcycle if you take a selfie with my best friend Ned
Steve: Deal
Tony: Wait a minute
Tony: ….The kid took the handle bars
Tony: He really is my son