The Avengers Storm Area 51
Shuri created a Server
Shuri Named the Server: It’s time...
Shuri invited Everyone
Peter: Pizza time
Shuri: nO
Shuri: My friends
Shuri: The time has come
Shuri: To storm area 51
Steve: ……
Steve: Why?
Bruce: We’ve already confirmed that aliens are real
Bucky: Thor is Exhibit A
Peter: I think it’s a great idea
Tony: Of course you do, Peter
Sam: You thought sticking Bucky to a wall was a great idea too
Carol: I fully support this storming Area 51
Strange: You’re most likely going to get caught
Carol: Which is exactly why we should do it
Steve: It’s ludicrous
Carol: I know
Wanda: lol, round up the crew, we goin to Nevada
Tony: No, no one is going to Nevada. We are not storming Area 51
Clint: 👀
Clint:whispers
Clint: i’ll get the supplies
Peter: We will need apple juice
Peter: Lots of apple juice
Carol: And vodka
Clint: And Fruit Loops
Carol: Y E S
Nat: Clint, you’re such a child
Bruce: Hey, leave the man alone, he can be five if he wants to
Clint: What he said^^^
Bucky: Are we really storming Area 51?
Wanda: Y E S
Wanda: Gotta see them Aliens
T’Challa: And maybe they’ll abduct my sister and leave me in peace while you’re at it
Shuri: Not a chance, Brother
Shuri: I would outsmart them in seconds
Peter: lol
Scott: I want to come
Scott: But Hope threatened to tie me to a chair and leave me in the basement
Hope: I will do it
Hope: Don't think I won't
Scott: You never let me have any fun
Tony: Rip, Scott
Peter: Rest in Spaghetti
Shuri: Never Forgetti
Sam: Area 51? The Fuck?
Bucky: 👀👀👀
Bucky: Who’s driving
Wanda: mE bItCh
Vision: You can’t actually be serious
Wanda: I’m dead serious
Vision: You’ll get arrested
Wanda: Wouldn’t be the first time
Vison: ……
Vision: I do not condone these 'Get Togethers' with Carol
Vision: She seems to be a bad influence
Nat: lol
Nat: Rip, Carol
Sam: @Bucky You’re actually going with them?
Bucky: Yes
Sam: No
Bucky: You never let me do anything fun
Sam: ……
Sam: Fine we can storm Area 51
Bucky: YAY 💕👽
Steve: Domestic Bucky...
Steve: My heart
Steve: I can't
Clint: TO THE BIRD BUS
Tony: Are we going to try and stop them?
Steve: No
Steve: We have Strange on speed dial
Strange: Fuck you all, I’m going with them, just for that
Steve: I stand corrected, they are royally screwed
Tony: We are the only responsible adults left in this household
Steve: Even you don’t qualify for that
Tony: Rood
Clint: Peter, pass the sour patch children
Peter: nO
Clint: I need sustenance
Peter: Get your own
Clint: I ate them all
Peter: Well that’s not my fault
Strange: We’re nearly there.
Shuri: The aliens await us
Tony: Vision! Quick! Turn on the News! I want to see if they get arrested!
Clint: We’re pulling up to the club
Nat: How do you even plan on getting in there?
Clint: tHe vEnTs
Carol: My dudes, we’re still like a half an hour out
Peter: Rip
Peter: We should sing a song
Wanda: ……
Wanda:THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND
Carol: Rip
Strange: Press F to pay respects to my ear drums
Tony: F
Shuri: F
Steve: You have brought this upon yourself
Peter: inhales
Peter:whispers
Peter: we’re here
Clint: Okay
Clint: We gotta be super sneaky
Shuri: Like Spy kids
Wanda: lmao spy kids
Shuri: Are 51 is hiding Thumb-Thumbs
Peter: Confirmed
Carol: Someone play the Mission Impossible theme
Clint: We need to get over the fence first
Nat: I swear if he tries to jump that thing...
Bucky: He’s such an idiot
Sam: LMFAO HE FUCKING WENT FOR IT
Tony: Did he make it?
Strange: No
Clint: @Strange I hate you
Steve: Why?
Clint: Because he waited until after I’d jumped to use a portal to bring everyone else over
Tony: lol
Strange: I would do no such thing👀
Tony: Ya’ll gotta watch your backs
Tony: Strange ain’t bargaining today
Clint:whispers
Clint: to the vents
Strange: Why?
Clint: Because, that’s the fun way to do things
Tony: Yeah, he doesn’t speak pop culture, Barton
Clint: ??
Tony: Strange wouldn’t know the definition of fun, even if you hit him with a dictionary
Strange: That’s not true
Strange: I sort my fruit loops by color every morning with Bucky and Carol
Strange: That’s fun
Bucky: ……
Sam: ………👀
Bucky: Why you gotta do us like that?
Sam: I can’t contain myself rn jsboshbkgbogjk
Strange: What? I thought that was common knowledge
Clint: Rip
Peter: Okay, Team
Peter: It’s time
Clint: To the vents!
Peter: To the vents!
Strange: Portal time
Clint: I am upset
Steve: Why?
Clint: Because, Strange would’t let me climb through the vents
Strange: I am NOT letting you roam around an Air Force base by yourself
Clint: I wouldn’t be
Clint: Peter was going to come
Tony: Do you honestly think that’s any better?
Peter: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Peter: I hear something
Shuri: What do you hear?
Peter: Voices
Wanda: We must hide
Carol: We need to find them aliens before we can get caught
Peter: I think we’ve been discovered.
Peter: OH SHIT
Carol: RUN
Tony: Aliens?
Sam: Worse!
Tony: wHo
Peter: Uncle Rhodey!
Bruce: ....
Tony: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tony: I'm WHEEZING
Rhodey: You Assholes!
Rhodey: I didn’t think you were actually going to do it!
Peter: RUN FASTER! RUN FASTER!
Rhodey: Strange, don’t you dare portal me or I’m eating all your vegan ice cream
Strange: Are you willing to in turn lose your dino nuggets?
Rhodey: Y E S
Strange: Oh, wow, he’s not playing around
Rhodey: You can run, but you can’t hide!
Rhodey: I have eyes everywhere 👀👀👀
Tony: 👀
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Peter: I think we lost him
Carol: That was actually the most terrifying thing I have ever experienced
Wanda: I have to agree
Wanda: Colonel Rhodes chasing after you with a banana is fucking terrifying
Steve: Rest in Peace
Tony: You are all so royally fucked now
Nat: Don’t remind me
Nat: Also
Nat: Quick question
Nat: Does anyone else smell cookies?
Sam: ……
Sam: Actually, yes
Peter: It’s time to investigate
Strange: Peter, no
Peter: Peter, yes
Clint: Peter, we just got chased after by Stark’s best friend with a banana
Clint: How much more trauma do you expect us to take?
Bucky: Oh, rip
Carol: We’re dead now folks
Peter: I’m going In
T’Challa: F
Tony: F
Vision: I’ll write your eulogy
Peter: I……….
Peter: My eyes
Shuri: What do you see?
Peter invited Thanos
Peter Invited Ronan
Peter invited Ultron
Peter invited Hela
Peter Invited Red Skull
Peter Invited Dormammu
Peter Invited Doom
Carol: Pete, why is this necessary?
Peter: Come in and you’ll see
Sam: And I oop-
Strange: Oh, God
Strange: My worst fear has come true
Steve: What is it?
Strange: I’m surrounded by idiots
Thanos: Rood
Wanda: What are you even doing here?
Ronan: Having our first ESC meeting
Red Skull: Plotting world domination
Thanos: No, no. We are not doing that
Dormammu: Eating cookies
Doom: Moral support
Thanos: Saving some trees
Hela: Suffering
Ronan: We brought your apple juice by the way, Peter
Peter: YAY
Ultron: Want a cookie?
Strange: Why are you having your meeting here?
Thanos: Because, it’s area 51
Ronan: Yeah, where else is an alien to go when they visit earth?
Shuri: So all this time…..
Wanda: Area 51 was not hiding Thumb-Thumbs
Hela: No
Peter: How did you even get in here?
Doom: Oh, that’s easy
Ronan: We stormed Area 51
Peter: ……
Ultron: What are you guys doing here?
Carol: Same as you
Dormammu: Eating cookies?
Carol: No
Shuri: Storming Area 51
Bucky: To see them Aliens
Hela: Well, sorry to disappoint
Hela: Wait
Hela: My brothers didn’t come?
Peter: No
Hela: How unlike them. I would have thought this childish nonsense was right up their playing field
Wanda: They’re back at the compound watching Disney
Thanos: What’s Disney?
Shuri: gasp
Clint: I am shook
Vision: I am offended
Clint: Well
Clint: You know what that means
Carol: What?
Peter: What does it mean?
Clint: We gotta introduce them to the Lion King
Red Skull: Where can we see this Disney?
Peter: You can come over and watch them with me and Shuri!
Ronan: Will there be apple juice?
Peter: yEs
Doom: ………..
Thanos: Get ready, Bois
Thanos: We storming the Avengers Compound next