Peter Parker Pranks The People (Field Trip Revenge)
Peter Created a Server
Peter named the Server: Peter Parker Pranks the People
Peter invited Shuri
Peter: My friend
Peter: I am in dire need of assistance
Shuri: What do you require assistance for?
Peter: I went on the field trip to the Avengers Compound last week, and the Avengers embarrassed me in front of everyone
Shuri: lol, that’s amazing
Peter: No
Peter: No it was not
Shuri: I’m still confused as to why you need me though?
Peter: Because
Peter: I’m plotting to take my revenge
Peter: But I am in need of assissTANCE
Shuri: Will there be pizza?
Peter: …..
Peter: Yes
Shuri: I’m in
Peter: There’s a bunch of really important official people coming to the compound today. I fully intend to take advantage of this
Shuri: Y E S
Peter Cleared the Chat
Peter Named the Server: Peter Parker Informs the People
Peter invited Everyone
Tony: Wut
Peter: Dearly Beloved
Peter: I have gathered you here today, to announce that I am having a friend over
Steve: Who?
Shuri: Me
Strange: Peter, no
Peter: Peter, yes
Nat: Peter, we have important people coming today, I don’t think it’s a good idea to have the world’s biggest science nerds running around as well
Peter: Rood
Shuri: Don’t worry. We’ll stay out of your way
Peter: You won’t even know we’re there
Sam: I have a bad feeling about this
Bucky: You have a bad feeling about everything
Peter Created A Server
Peter named the Server: Peter Parker Strikes Back
Peter Invited Shuri
Peter: It is time
Shuri: Let the pranking commence
Peter: Apple juice at the ready
Shuri: Buckle up, kids
Peter: Let’s go, girls
Peter Created A Server
Peter named the Server: Get Rekt
Peter Invited Everyone
Tony: Peter, I hate you
Peter: hee hee
Steve: Why are we hating Peter?
Tony: He reprogrammed FRIDAY to call me Stank Dad
Tony: In front of all the officials
Tony: I AM TRYING TO DO A TOUR HERE!
Shuri: And I helped!
Sam: That’s glorious
Tony: Only to you, Wilson.
Nat: OMG that’s gonna be everywhere tomorrow
Tony: Don’t fucking remind me, Natasha
Steve: I….
Steve: I have no words
Clint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Carol: Bitch, I’m dyin
Carol: W H E E Z E
Tony: lol, Peter, I don't hate you anymore, I take it back, this is too good
Steve: Where did you even find these videos?
Peter: School archives
Bucky: Steve, why are all your PSA videos playing on loop on our kitchen TV?
Peter: Not just there
Peter: It’s eVeRyWhErE
Tony: Literally on every screen
Steve: …..For everyone to see
Carol: This is an important moment in American history
Natasha: Rest In Peace, Cap’s dignity
Bruce: F
Shuri: F
Loki: lol
Nat: Bruce, how did your informational presentation for all the interns go?
Bruce: It lacked information
Tony: Why?
Bruce: BECAUSE, SOMEBODY SWITCHED ALL MY SLIDE WITH MEMES I DON’T UNDERSTAND
Shuri:bows
Peter:thank you, thank you very much
Bruce: ………
Bruce: Peter, what did I ever do to you?
Peter: You foamed me
Peter: In front of my entire class
Peter: And my teacher
Bruce: …..
Bruce: Touché
Tony: Okay, this one’s actually brilliant
Clint: PETER
Clint: WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLAIN WHY THERE IS CANOLA OIL IN THE VENTS?
Steve: lol whatever keeps you out of ‘em
Wanda: I’m actually dying
Wanda: He fell out of the vents
Wanda: And fuckin slid down the hallway like a slip n’ slide
Wanda: RIGHT INTO THE VISITING SCIENTISTS
Nat: It was beautiful
Nat: They fell like dominos
Clint: I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU TWO, WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOUR SOULS THEY’RE G O N E
Shuri: lol
Peter: You’re too slow, Old Man
Clint: I SQWAK IN FURY
Bucky: I have a new mission
Bucky: I’m sorry to tell you this, Stark
Bucky: But Peter’s got to go
Tony: Eh, after today….I’m kind of okay with that
Tony: I'm sure we could find a good buyer somewhere
Peter:gasp
Peter: You wouldn’t
Sam: Would anyone like to tell me why Bucky is stuck to the wall?
Peter: Nope
Shuri: We totally didn’t implant magnetic devices in it or anything like that.
Bucky: This is so embarrassing
Peter: gOoD
Clint: lol he just ripped the wall panels off trying to get unstuck
Tony: Nice going, Barnes
Sam: RIIIIIIP
Sam: And he’s stuck again
Bucky: I hate you guys
Peter: @Shuri You got the goods?
Shuri: I got the goods
Tony: What are you doing now?
Peter: Something that required all three of your printers
Shuri: And a vast amount of tape
Tony: Why?
Loki: ……………………………………
Loki: jdfgniefinvlshgi
Loki: HOW DARE YOU, SPIDER BOY???
Loki: AND I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Thor: Brother, why are you yelling?
Loki: Because, Peter has put posters of me watching Disney with my cats all over the hallways
Thor: Come now, Brother, it’s endearing
Loki: It’s demoting is what it is!
Loki: One of these days, Peter
Loki: You’re going to wake up and find a million spiders all over your room
Loki: AND NOBODY WILL BE COMING TO SAVE YOU
Peter: Bug Spray
Loki: ………
Loki: Don’t think this is the end, Peter
Loki: You have yet to see the last of me!
Vision: Well, considering what’s on these posters
Vision: I believe we just did
Sam: MOVE!
Steve: What-
Sam: GET OUT OF MY WAY, BITCH
Steve: Why are you yelling at me?
Steve: And why are you texting and running?
Sam: BECAUSE, MY DRONE HAS BEEN HIJACKED
Wanda: Peter hijacked Red Wing?
Sam: YES
Nat: Is that why you’ve been running through the halls screaming like a maniac
Sam: Y E S
Carol: Oh, so that’s what broke Tony’s sound system. I was wondering what that was.
Tony: It did what?
Bucky: @Sam You’d better go catch it before Tony does
Sam: YEAH, NO SHIT, HONEY!
Shuri: Did Sam just yell at Bucky in vine?
Peter: I believe he did
Shuri:cries
Shuri: I’m so proud
Sam: PETER, YOU ARE SO DEAD!
Nat: Let the manhunt for Peter commence
Bucky: So, he finally got you
Carol: We're going to kill that little boy
Wanda: With our bare hands
Steve: Isn’t that how you usually do it?
Nat: Shut up, Steve!
Nat: I’m sweating
Nat: I’m tired
Nat: And I’m covered in fucking molasses!
Carol: We are never showing another child The Parent Trap ever again
Wanda: He hid bowls of molasses on all the equipment so when we turned it on it spilled all over us
Nat: And then who has to conveniently show up?
Carol: Nick Fucking Fury
Steve: LANGUAGE
Tony: ……………
Tony: I’m sorry
Tony: But I can’t not laugh at that
Nat: I have been lots of things in my life time
Nat: But humiliated was never one of them
Bucky: Fuck
Bucky: He took all the molasses
Bucky: You know what this means?
Steve: We buy more molasses?
Bucky: No cookies tonight
Sam: ……
Sam: Let the manhunt for Peter commence
Peter: Well
Peter: I think this has been a productive day
Peter: Even though I’ve been grounded, banned from just about every computer, and threatened in more than one way
Peter: I see this as a success
Shuri: You know what time it is?
Peter: Pizza Time
Peter has left the Server
Shuri has left the Server
Bucky: Sam?
Sam: What?
Bucky: We’re never getting kids