Handcuffs and Hallmark
Peter Created a Server
Peter Named the Server: I am in need of entertainment
Peter invited Loki, Clint, Shuri
Peter: hmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMM
Peter: ASSEMBOL
Shuri: We are assemboled
Clint: SQWAK
Loki: I’m so confused
Peter: I’m feeling adventurous
Peter: I’m feeling MISCHEVIOUS
Peter: I wanna do something BAD
Clint: You have come to the right place
Shuri: What are we doin?
Peter: Shuri
Shuri: Yes
Peter: Do you still have those vibranium handcuffs?
Shuri: Yes
Loki: Do I want to know where this is going?
Peter: yEs
Peter: I have a plan
Clint: What is said plan?
Peter: Steve kept getting on my case about training today. He said I had to train or he’d take my legos.
Shuri: Oh no
Loki: ?
Peter: Naturally, I refused because legos are more important, but he took them anyway and when I went down to find them they were disassembled all over the table
Clint: gasp
Clint: How dare he!
Peter: A whole three hours of work…..gone….
Peter: I cried
Loki: ……
Loki: HE CAUSED YOU TO WEEP?!
Loki: YOUR HAPPINESS SHALL BE AVENGED!
Shuri: I second. He shall not get away with this horrible deed!
Clint: Tell us what we have to do
Peter: I knew I could count on my friends😊
Peter: Welp, Steve and Carol both fell asleep on the couch with the other Avengers. I say as punishment for breaking my Legos, we break his sanity
Peter: BY HANDCUFFING THEM TOGETHER
Peter: AND HIDING THE KEY
Shuri: Y E S
Clint: I always knew you had it in you, Peter
Loki: Where do we start
Peter: In the vents…
Clint: At your service
Peter: But we need to be quiet or else everyone will wake up
Clint: 👍🏻
Clint: I’ll keep it real LOKI
Loki: Fuck off, Bird Brain
Clint: With pleasure
Clint: Shuri
Clint: The handcuffs
Shuri: Here you are
Peter: Oh this is gonna be good
Steve Created a Server
Steve Named the Server: You [REDACTED]
Steve invited Everyone
Steve: YOU, BASTARDS
Steve: WHICH ONE OF YOU HANDCUFFED ME TO CAROL
Clint: I’ll never tell
Steve: WELL, IT WAS FUCKIN ONE OF YOU!
Wanda: Steve, watch your big boy words
Tony: There are children in this chat
Carol: Hey, Captain Americrap, do you have to scream in my ear?
Steve: Fuck off, Carol
Carol: If you hadn’t noticed, Wise Guy, kinda can’t
Peter: AHEM
Peter: Let this be a lesson, Steve
Peter: That this is what happens when you mess with my legos
Steve: This is what this is about?
Loki: You have committed the unforgivable act of making Peter cry
Clint: This is your personal hell
Nat: …..
Nat: Does this mean Steve is joining us for Four O’Clock Wine Club?
Carol: ……
Carol: Y E S
Steve: N O
Wanda: But we’re fun, Steve
Steve: I refuse to join your drunken film club, Carl
Carol: You have no choice in the matter Stove
Nat: Don’t worry, Steve, you’ll love it. It’s Hallmark Night
Bucky: Cap?
Sam: Watching a Hallmark movie?
Bruce: Can we live stream this?
Tony: On it
Thor: What is a Hallmark Movie? Why are they so bad?
Rhodey: They’re sappy ass movies about love where everyone shits rainbows and butterflies
Thor: Why is that bad? Love is a beautiful thing
Peter: Because, it is
Thor: @Carol I would like to experience these Hallmark movies for myself
Carol: You are always welcome to our movie nights
Thor: How come you never let me come on Fridays then?
Nat: Because, you are too innocent for that.
Steve: Is anyone going to further acknowledge the fact that I am currently handcuffed to the Terror of the Galaxy?
Peter: No
Steve: Where did you even find vibranium hand cuffs?
Peter: Shuri
Shuri: You’re welcome
T’Challa:@Shuri I leave you alone for FIVE MINUTES
Carol: lol
Carol: This is gonna be a fun night
Tony: Quick! Friday! Set up the live stream! I wanna watch this.
Wanda: I’ll grab the popcorn
Carol: I’ll grab the wine
Nat: I’ll grab the cats
Steve: Gag me with a spoon
Nat: 👀😉😏
Carol:whispers
Carol: wanda, get a spoon
Bucky: lol, Steve, you dug yourself a hole today
Steve: I didn’t know he’d get this mad over me taking his legos
Steve: Honestly, they’re just legos
Peter: They are my JOY IN THIS WORLD
Shuri: What are we then?
Peter: Also my joy
Loki: ☺️
Thor: Everyone stop talking, the movie is starting
Wanda: lol, Thor, you’re so excited
Thor: I love happy movies
Thor: Especially when they have happy endings
Tony: I just love live streaming shit around the house
Rhodey: lmao Cap’s face
Rhodey: I’m dead
Nat: We get the up close experience
Carol: We just need a documentary that consists of a compilation of Steve’s face in uncomfortable or unpleasant situations
Carol: Call it: Steve’s Discomfort
Wanda: A documentary, by Carl Danvers
Thor: I do not understand why you don’t like these movies
Thor: This is very sweet
Thor: Look, he’s giving her flowers
Nat: It’s so unrealistic tho
Nat: That’s why we make fun of it
Thor: How is giving someone flowers unrealistic?
Nat: Bruce never gives me flowers
Clint: Oof, Bruce, you’ve been called out
Bruce: Nat you’re allergic to like every plant possible
Bruce: WHY WOULD I PUT YOU IN THAT SORT OF PAIN
Nat: See what I mean? Unrealistic
Peter: The unrealistic movies are the ones where the guy hates the girl because he secretly likes her
Peter: That’s not how love works at all right?
Clint: 👀
Nat: 👀
Wanda:👀
Shuri: 👀
Tony: 👀
Carol: 👀👀👀👀👀
Tony: I mean….Steve would know about that
Steve: No
Steve: Someone pass me a bucket so I can vomit at the thought
Carol: Rude
Steve: Someone, end me
Clint: lol we already have
Rhodey: Okay, Peter, I think you’ve tortured the poor man enough
Steve: Yes, I promise I will not take your legos again
Rhodey: I assume you have they key?
Peter: That’s the thing
Peter: I lost it
Clint: ……
Clint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tony: Someone call Strange
Strange: Well fuck