The Villainous Environmental Savers Club
Thanos Created a Server
Thanos Named The Server: Join Me or the Universe Dies
Thanos invited Ronan, Ultron, Red Skull, Dormammu, Hela, Doom
Thanos: I have gathered you today because the fate of all life is in our hands
Hela: ?
Thanos: That’s why I’m inviting you all to join my Environmental Saver’s Club
Ronan: …………
Ronan: This is what you called me in for?
Thanos: Yes
Ronan: I can get behind that
Red Skull: What does an ‘Environmental Savers Club’ do?
Doom: Yes, we’re villains, we destroy things not save them
Dormammu: But if there’s no universe left, then we can’t destroy stuff anymore
Dormammu: And then I couldn’t collect anymore worlds
Thanos: Exactly!
Hela: Okay, but what does our club do?
Thanos: We raise environmental awareness, raise money for campaigns with bake sales and stuff, try and help make the universe a cleaner place
Ultron: Bake sales?
Ultron:whispers
Ultron: i get to make cookies?
Thanos:y e s
Doom: We can have coffee and donuts at our meetings
Ronan: Y E S
Doom: I can supply
Hela: When do we meet?
Thanos: We’ll have to work out the details I suppose
Tony Joined the Chat
Doom: Fuck
Doom: I forgot he can hack shit
Tony: lol what even is this server?
Ultron: It’s our Environmental Savers Club
Ultron: Now fuck off, Stark
Tony: That’s no way to speak to your father
Doom: RIP
Tony Invited Everyone
Steve: What?
Red Skull: Steve, you son of a bitch, you’re still alive
Steve: You’ve gotta be shitting me
Carol: lol
Peter:REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD!
Thanos: STARK
Thanos: STOP HACKING SERVERS
Ronan: Maybe if we just ignore their presence they’ll go away
Nat: You have an Environmental Saver’s Club?
Nat: Like do you just sit around and talk about trees?
Ultron: No
Dormammu: We occasionally hug them too
Peter: Be nice to the trees
Peter: I support this
Thanos: At long last
Thanos: A sensible Avenger
Peter: I like trees
Peter: Can I join your club?
Tony: PETER, NO
Steve: YOU CANNOT JOIN A CLUB FULL OF VILLAINS
Tony: Strange, help us out here
Strange: What do you want me to do?
Tony: Magic some sense into Peter
Ronan: Rip, Dormammu
Ronan: He’s a comin to bargain
Dormammu: Stop you, fiend!
Dormammu: I can still hear it in my dreams
Thanos: Yes, Peter, you can join our club
Peter: YAY!
Clint: Peter, why?
Peter: Because, helping trees is nice
Peter: We don’t want a realistic version of The Lorax
Wanda: Peter, you’re too pure for this universe
Doom: My cat can be our mascot
Peter: yOu hAvE a cAt?
Doom: I have many cats
Doom: They were all strays that I took in off the streets
Loki: This man is a respectable villain
Peter: Can I pet your cats?
Doom: Yes
Doom: Stark, I’m converting your son
Ronan: To the dark side
Peter: Wait, you watch Star Wars?
Red Skull: Of course
Ronan: They’re only the best movies in the galaxy
Peter: huuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH
Peter: I have finally found my people!
Shuri: Peter, no, don’t leave me here!
Peter: Shuri, come join the Environmental Saver’s Club
Shuri: Okay!
Tony: Shit
T’Challa: Honestly, I’m kinda okay with this
Bruce: No
Bruce: They cannot have Peter
Steve: Strange, make it stop
Strange: Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain
Dormammu: ……..
Thanos: ……….
Ultron: ……….
Red Skull: ……..
Hela: And I oop-
Doom:he said the words
Thor: I don’t see what’s so wrong about helping trees?
Tony: With your sister?
Thor: Oh
Thor: Now I see something wrong with that
Ultron: Okay
Ultron: I'm banning all of you from this server
Peter: Except Peter!
Ultron: Right. Except Peter
Ultron has Blocked the Avengers
Ultron Invited Peter
Peter: What is our first plan of action to help the trees and the bees?
Tony Joined the Server
Tony Invited Everyone
Ronan: FUCK OFF, STARK!
Tony: @Peter There is no plan of action because, you’re not joining their super secret boy band
Hela: AHEM
Tony: *Super secret death metal band
Hela: Thank you
Ultron: Stop hacking the server, Stark
Doom: We’re just trying to save the trees over here!
Red Skull: Yes. Let us drink our apple juice in peace
Peter: Apple juice?
Thanos: It’s space apple juice.
Ronan: Made from space apples
Nat: Rip
Carol: Welp
Sam: We’re never getting him back now
Bucky: The lure of space apples was just too great
Thanos: F
Ronan: F
Doom: F
Ultron: @Thanos We should make posters
Peter: I have a bunch of coloring supplies
Peter: I can bring them
Thanos: I guess we’re going to Earth boys
Thanos: And girl
Peter: Maybe I can convince MJ to join. She likes plants
Hela: Another girl
Hela: Please do
Hela: I’m surrounded by idiots
Ultron: Can I still bake cookies though?
Thanos: Yes
Thanos: Food is always welcome
Peter: Uncle Bucky, will you bake cookies for my first Environment Club meeting?
Bucky: I…..
Tony: Think wisely, Barnes
Bucky: I can’t say no to that face
Tony: …….
Steve: That’s fair
Strange: Peter, do you realize what you’ve done?
Peter: Made new friends?
Strange: ....
Strange: Stark, your son is too pure for my stern words
Strange: I can’t
Bruce: Peter, you just invited a hoard of villains to Earth
Peter: Yes
Peter: To bake cookies and color
Doom: And play with cats
Ronan: And talk about trees
Thanos: What else did you think we were going to do?
Tony: Kill half the population?
Ultron: That’s not on the agenda at all
Carol: 👀
Dormammu: Sometimes, you need a break from being a villain
Doom: Yeah, it gets exhausting after a while. Always getting your ass handed to you by the good guys
Hela: Sometimes, you just need a bottle of space apple juice and a coloring book
Ultron: Otherwise, you'll burn out completely
Peter: Even superheroes need mental health days
Tony: ……
Tony: I don’t even….I can’t
Tony: I have no idea how to react to this
Clint: Domestic Villains?
Tony: Wh….what even is this
Clint: So next time villains come to destroy Earth, we just introduce them to Peter right?
Carol: He has a secret domestication power
Nat: Yeah. Look what he did to them
Bucky: lol look what he’s done to us
Wanda: He’s actually packing his crayons and markers right now
Wanda: This is beautiful, yet terrifying at the same time
Peter: I need go get more apple juice
Thanos: We’re bringing you apple juice
Peter: But you haven’t tried earth apple juice
Red Skull: This is true
Red Skull: They have not
Peter: We need to introduce them
Red Skull: Yes
Peter: NOW, LETS GO SAVE SOME TREES!
Thanos: YEAH!
Steve: I……
Steve: We’re fucked
Thanos:whispers
Thanos: language