Dino Nuggets (Must I Say Any More?)
Wanda Created a Server
Wanda Named the Server: I’m Hungry
Wanda invited Everyone
Wanda: When is food?
Wanda: I’m hungry
Peter: I also honger
Shuri: We are growing children
Peter: Who require a fEaSt
Clint: Pizza
Sam: We had pizza last night
Clint: Your point?
Wanda: I require food. I don’t care what form it’s in
Tony: If you’re that hungry, Wanda, go make yourself some mac and cheese or something
Wanda: That requires effort
Nat: Simply existing requires effort
Carol: Oof
Carol: Now we’re getting philosophical
Peter: I hate philosophy
Shuri: It’s so boring
Peter: But you know what I do like?
Shuri:whispers
Shuri:what
Peter:whispers
Peter:dino nuggets
Wanda: DINO NUGGETS
Bruce: If you think about it, any chicken nugget is a dino nugget because chicken are related to dinosaurs
Peter: My mind has been expanded today
Shuri: Bless
Thor: Pardon me but did someone say DINO NUGGETS?
Wanda: @Steve The cult has spoken. we want dino nuggets tonight
Peter: Please?
Steve: Sure, I’ll make you your dino nuggets
Bucky: You cooked last week. It’s my turn
Steve: And?
Bucky: And my cooking is hella better than yours
Tony: and i oop-
Peter: …….
Nat: ………
T’Challa: I don’t have time for this
Sam: @Bucky Get ‘em, Soldier
Steve: Did you just insult my cooking?
Bucky: No
Bucky: I simply stated that your skills were inferior to mine.
Steve: ………
Steve: I never thought I’d see the day that you would betray me like this
Peter: F
Tony: F
Carol: Ha
Scott: All I know is that if there are dino nuggets, I’m there
Bucky:@Scott I would be happy to make you some homemade Dino Nuggets
Scott: …..
Scott: I love you, Cap
Scott: But I’m not saying no to that
Steve: So
Steve: You think your cooking is better than mine?
Steve: I require proof
Bucky: I will give you proof
Clint: We should have a cook off
Sam: For once I agree with you, Clint
Clint: It’s twice the food
Peter: Twice the feast
Rhodey: Twice the nuggets
Nat: Rhodey likes dino nuggets?
Rhodey: The question isn’t “Rhodey likes Dino nuggets?”
Rhodey: The question is: “If you don’t like Dino nuggets then what are you doing?”
Rhodey: One does not simply “like” Dino Nuggets
Rhodey: One worships the dino nugget
Carol: #RespectTheNug
Thor: I respect a man with good taste
Thor: Especially if that man has good tastebuds
Bucky: @Steve I accept your challenge
Steve: Homemade Dino nuggets
Steve: The others will be the judges
Bucky: May the best nugget win
Vision: Does this mean I win?
Tony: ?
Vision: Wanda calls me a nugget sometimes
Vision: Assuming there is no nugget that is superior to me, I win, right?
Wanda: Omg, Vis
Wanda: You’re such a nugget
Tony: I think I just threw up
Strange: Why? Did you look in a mirror?
Tony: …….
Strange: ……..
Peter: 👀
Strange: 🙃
Tony: Actually no, I looked at a picture of you
Carol: lol
Carol: I fully support all this roasting
T’Challa: Of course you do
Wanda: Speaking of roasting
Wanda: Let the baking of the nuggets begin!
Loki: I heard Peter screaming about dino nuggets👀
Loki: I am intrigued
Thor: I am hungry
Peter: I am also hungry
Tony: Hi, hungry, I’m Dad
Peter: Hi, Dad, I’m “Not Amused”
Tony: Nice to meet you
Tony: You’re grounded
Peter: ….
Peter: You can’t ground me…
Peter: If I’m on the cEiLiNg!
Shuri:inhales
Steve: Bucky, give me the paprika
Bucky: nO
Steve: wHy
Bucky: Because I’m using it
Steve: The whole fucking thing?
Tony: LANGUAGE!
Sam: Yeah, Cap, don’t break your own rules here
Steve: In war, there are no rules
Steve: Only victory
Clint: lol
Clint: We got a real World War Chew going on here
——— A Little While Later————
Steve: The nugs are complete
Bucky: It is time to decide the winner
Carol: lol #RespectTheNug is trending on twitter
Steve: Carol, put your phone down, I’m about to win a very important battle that will go down as a moment in history
Bucky: Quick, Carol, make sure you record his look of despair when he loses
Carol: 👍🏻
Rhodey: Are the nuggets done?
Bucky: Yes, come grab a plate, we warmed up the left over mac and cheese too
Rhodey: Dino Nuggets and mac n’ cheese
Rhodey: This is art
Peter: I like the spicy nuggets
Peter: And I like the honey mustard nuggets
Peter: I can’t pick
Thor: I just like nuggets
Tony: I will be honest.
Tony: These are good
Nat: I have never tasted something more glorious in my life
Bruce: The dinosaurs would be proud
Nat: lol, Bruce, just really likes dinosaurs
Bruce: Don’t expose me like that
Sam: We need Dino Nuggets more often
Scott: These nuggets are welcome in my life anytime
Steve: So
Bucky: What is the verdict?
Wanda: The verdict is nobody wins and we 100% encouraged this just so we could have quality nuggets
Wanda: Because now Wanda is fed and everyone is happy
Thor: You are both worthy
Peter: Alright! We’ll call it a draw!
Rhodey: Peter, pass the nuggets
Rhodey: I need more substance
Carol: lol
Bucky: @Steve What have we created?
Tony: Crack