Blind Date
Steve Created a server
Steve Named the Server: Movie Night 2.0?
Steve Invited Everyone
Steve: Anyone up for another movie night?
Peter: Y E S
Sam: Can't
Steve: Why?
Clint: He's got a date tonight😏
Nat: 😉😉😉
Bucky: With who? Redwing?
Sam: Very funny, Barnes
Carol: Imean...he’s not wrong
Carol: You do have a very committed relationship with that thing
Bucky: I also will not be there for the same reasons.
Sam: Ew, who would want a date with you?
Carol: whispers
Carol: wanda, get the popcorn
Bucky: Plenty of people
Sam: Oh yeah? What's your imaginary friend's name?
Bucky: Not sure. Carol set me up on a blind date. I guess we'll find out.
Clint: @Sam Didn’t Carol do the same thing to you?
Tony: @Clint Why do you know all this?
Clint: I have my resources 😏😏😏
Scott: Natasha?
Wanda: Natasha
Steve: Natasha
Rhodey: Natasha
Peter: nAtAsHa
Nat: Fuck you
Wanda: lol when
Nat: 🙃
Vision: @Nat I'm sorry to inform you, but she's busy tonight and every night after.
Carol: 😂
Shuri: Vision is salty
Peter: Careful, children, that's a lot of sodium
Shuri: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sam: Y'all are fuckin weird
Bucky: You're telling me
Carol: lol stop insulting us and LeAvE
Nat: Yeah, don't keep 'em waiting.
Sam: Anything to get away from you fuckin weirdos
Strange: This is why I thank the gods everyday that I don't live with you lot
Loki: You're welcome
Thor: I don't think he meant you, Brother
Sam: Okay. I'm leaving
Bucky: And on that note, we’re out.
Peter: Have a nice time!
Carol: @Loki How long do you think it will take them to notice?
Loki: We shall see.
Scott: 👀
Tony: What are you two planning?
Steve: And why am I not surprised that Carol teamed up with Loki?
Peter: Because they're slippery slither noodles.
Tony: Peter, nobody understands your pop culture references.
Shuri: I do
Scott: I do
Thor: I do
T'Challa: I do
T'Challa: Unfortunately
Strange: Correction. Tony doesn't understand your pop culture references.
Peter: That's because you never let me show you my memes
Tony: Because I've got important shit going on
Peter: More important than me?🥺🥺
Tony: ......
Tony: Alright fine you can show me the memes
Carol: lol Domestic Tony being a Domestic Dad
Tony: Shut up, Carol
Loki: @Carol Wait for it.....
Sam: CAROLLLL!!!!!!!!
Carol: There it is
Bucky: Carol, you asshole
Bucky: Fuck You
Carol: Request denied
Steve: What did she do this time?
Sam: The fucker set us up on blind dates with each other!
Clint: ......
Clint: HAHAHAHAHA
Wanda: THATS AMAZING
Nat: FUCKING COMEDY GOLD
Scott: lol
Steve: Carol, why?
Loki: The lovely Captain's exact words were "Because they need to get over whatever fucking sexual tension they've got going on and get their asses together already."
Wanda: PREACH
Sam: WHY TF WOULD YOU THINK I HAVE A THING FOR BARNES?!
Bucky: SEXUAL TENSION? BITCH, WHERE?
Wanda: @Sam lol don't we all?
Vision: 👀
Steve: My best friend with my other best friend
Steve: Strangely, I'm okay with that
Sam: Why is everyone okay with this?
Bucky: Why is everyone insisting we have a thing for each other?
Peter: You don't?
Sam: N O!
Carol: I think you mean *N O?
Bucky: .......
Bucky: Actually, I will neither confirm nor deny these allegations
Scott: 👀👀👀👀👀
T'Challa: And I oop-
Shuri: whispers
Shuri: didmy brother just make a meme reference?
Peter: also whispers
Peter: yes
T'Challa: I regret it already
Nat: Is nobody going to acknowledge the fact Barnes just declared his love for Wilson?
Bucky: Idon't think that's what happened
Wanda: So far in denial he can't think straight
Carol: Could he ever?
Tony: You know, Barnes, the first step to acceptance is acceptance
Sam: ...............................
Sam: .......................................
Sam: ............................................
Carol: falcon.exe has stopped working
Sam: Flattery Accepted
Carol: falcon.exe is rebooting
Sam: acceptance accepted
Carol: falcon.exe is now functional
Carol: I KNEW ITT
Carol: @Clint You owe me $20
Clint: sighs
Clint: Okay
Tony: On a scale of 1-Steve how awkward is the atmosphere right now?
Bucky: <Steve
Steve: Thanks, Tony
Tony: You're welcome.
Bucky: Welp. Imma go
Sam: Imma join you on that
Wanda: Have a nice night🙃😉
Bucky: 😒
Bucky: Oh, and Carol?
Carol: bats eyelashes innocently
Carol: Yes?
Sam: You're still an asshole