Field Trip! But it ain't to Walmart.....
Tony Created a Server
Tony named the Server: Responsible Adults are NOT allowed
Tony Invited everyone
Tony: So, Peter….
Tony: Anything you want to tell us?
Peter: Nope! Nothing!
Strange: Peter
Strange: What did you do?
Carol: @Strange Get out, you’re too responsible for this chat
Strange: Clearly 🙄
Nat: He has a school trip to the compound today
Peter: NAT
Peter: WHY
Clint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Clint: Prepare for trouble
Wanda: And make it double
Peter: I was afraid of this….
Peter: Steve, tell them not to embarrass me
Steve: ……
Peter: I have lost all faith in my family
Shuri: F
Wanda: F
Thor: F
Vision: ?
Carol: lol
Carol: We are going to embarrass the shit outta you
Peter: Please, end me
Wanda: Oh don’t worry. We will
Peter: Fuck
Peter: Dad, please tell me you turned off Friday
Tony: Why would I turn of my AI that happens to be all of my security system?
Peter: Because I don’t want her to announce my clearance level
Tony: Bruce, please make sure Friday is functioning at maximum volume
Bruce: 👍🏻
Peter: I’m surrounded by idiots
Peter: Damn it, Bruce! Now my entire class is staring at me
Shuri: I would come and save you
Shuri: But I have better things to do
Peter: Anyone want to explain why Clint just fell out of the vents with an Iron Man lunch box?
Clint: You forgot your lunch?
Peter: Bullshit
Carol: No, that’s what Steve eats
Steve: You know what?
Steve: Fuck you, Carol
Tony: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, STEVE
Nat: You gotta watch your big boy words, Steve
Carol: Request denied
Bucky: Tony put him up to it
Clint: Wow, way to expose me
Peter: That’s it, Thor is now my favorite uncle
Clint: How could you hurt me this way?
Peter: BECAUSE YOU FELL OUT OF THE FUCKING VENT AND HANDED ME A FUCKING IRON MAN LUNCH BOX FOR FOURTH GRADERS YOU DUMB FUCK!
Steve: And you all jump on me about my language
Peter: WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT THING?!
Clint: It was in your room
Clint: In a box labeled “Dad’s Trash”
Tony: I'm offended
Sam:@Peter On your left
Peter: You’ve got to be shitting me
Peter: You are literally the worst
Sam: Don’t be ungrateful
Bucky: Yeah, we made you cookies
Peter: But did you have to parade through the lunch hall with them?
Sam: Y E S
Peter: I swear to God, if you two sit down...
Sam: What was that? I can’t hear you from across the table
Peter: Do you not see the forty people whispering behind me?
Carol: lol, Bucky fuckin pulled a smile ’n wave on Peter’s classmates
Peter: Oh? And How would you know?
Wanda: Because Tony’s live-streaming it on the TV
Peter: sjdghsdnfwehgn
Shuri: F
Loki: F
Nat: F
Nat: But also, this shit’s amazing
Peter: If I see any of you, ANY OF YOU, at our next stop, I will personally ban you from Star Wars night
Nat: That almost stopped me
Nat:Almost
Peter: Not you too
Carol: lol make it three
Wanda: Correction, four
Peter: hides
Wanda:@Carol, you got the goods?
Carol: I gots the goods
Peter: …..
Peter: I can’t believe this
Scott: What are they doing?
Peter: They’re in the training room
Peter: And they brought the wine
Peter: Why?
Sam: lol that’s fucking gold
Strange: What?
Sam: Carol just threw a bottle of apple juice at Peter and said to his teacher “Don’t worry, he only has vodka on the weekends”
Peter: I hate my life
Tony: You love your life
Tony: You get to wake up everyday to our smiling faces
Peter: WANDA
Peter: STOP TELLING STORIES ABOUT ME AND THE CATS
Peter: ITS NOT FUNNY
Nat: It’s very funny
Peter: Dr. Strange, please help
Strange: F
Steve: @Tony We are in position
Bruce: Guns at the ready
Peter: 😟
Bruce: Actually no guns, no guns
Steve: Just a metaphor
Bruce: Come see what we have for you in the lab
Peter: RIP
Peter: My life has been thwarted
Peter: Bruce be asking me to make stuff explode while Steve tells them about the time I threw his shield and it came back and hit me in the face
Peter: I’m cry
Peter: I’m now covered in foam
Peter: Why?
Bruce: Consider it payback for infesting my lab with children
Peter: Oof
Peter: The museum
Peter: What could be hiding there?
Loki: I’ll never tell
Peter: I have entered
Peter: ……..
Peter: Alright. Now I’m just confused
Peter: Why is Thor carrying a shit ton of pop tart boxes?
Loki: For the cats
Bucky: I’m crying
Sam: This is too good
Clint: HAHAHAHAHA
Tony: The answer is no
Carol: Thor
Carol: Did you just fucking invite Peter’s class to Disney night?
Thor: Well, why not?
Vision: Disney is good for the soul
Peter: lol
Peter: Now they want to meet Loki’s cats
Loki:hissss
Loki: They are not worthy
Peter: No
Strange: Yes
Peter: No
Strange: Yes
Peter: Dr. Strange we do not throw children in portals, Flash included
Strange: That is not a child. That is a vermin
Tony: I’m getting the suit
Steve: I’ve got my shield
Clint: I’m in the vents
Clint: The Pest shall hear my battle Sqwak and be afraid
Nat: Avengers are assembling
Loki: Cats at the ready
Peter: Fuck me
Shuri: No
Peter: Well, I hope you all had your fun because my life is officially over
Peter: And to put a cherry on top, Dad fucking came all the way down to the lobby with Pepper to inform my teacher that I won’t be going back with the school because they are “taking their little boy out for ice cream”
Shuri: F
T’Challa: F
Pepper: F
Tony: F
Scott: F
Peter: I hate you all with a burning passion
Vision: I had no part in this