Field Trip...To Walmart?
Clint Created a Server
Clint Named the Server: Wal-Martians
Clint invited everyone
Sam: Clint, tf is that server name?
Clint: Don't insult my creativity, Sam
Bucky: But why?
Clint: Because, I'm going to Walmart. What do y'all need?
Nat: A ride. I'm coming
Tony: Is that really a good idea?
Steve: I love you, Nat, but you did manage to get kicked out of Shoprite.
Nat: Hey, that wasn't just me. Wanda was the one who threw a human into a pasta display
Wanda: Don't bring me into this
Peter: I wanna come!
Strange: No
Peter: Why?
Strange: I do not trust you and Barton alone in a Walmart of all places
Bruce: I swear, we call Strange once a week for back up
Strange: And I'd like a week off
Nat: All the more reason for me to go
Clint: Field Trip!
Thor: Get Pop Tarts!
Clint: What kind?
Thor: All of them!
Bucky: Chocolate chips. Sam wants more cookies.
Carol: I thought you two don't like each other?
Vision: Mr. Wilson only seems to like Mr. Barnes when he's giving him food
Carol: That's classic
Clint: To the Bird Bus!
Sam: NO!
Sam: YOU ARE NOT TAKING THE BIRD BUS, BARTON!
Clint: Too late
Peter: Gotta Go fast!
Nat: I've really got my hands full haven't I?
Strange: ......
Steve: So, are we seriously just letting Barton, Nat, and Peter go to Walmart unsupervised?
Wanda: Yes
Carol: @Tony you know how to hack security footage right?
Tony: Yes?
Vision: Why would you require security footage from Walmart?
Carol: Because I wanna see this shit go down
Scott: Am I the only responsible parent in this chat?
T'Challa: Yes
Hope: Tony, why would you allow this?
Tony: It's okay, Hope. we have Strange on Speed Dial
Strange: Why do you hate me this way?
Clint Named the Server: Clint Goes To Walmart
Clint: We have arrived on the premises
Clint: TO THE VENTS!!
Wanda: That's not how Walmart works
Nat: Clint, I swear to God if you go in those vents-
Nat: And he’s gone
Peter: My turn!
Nat: No, Peter. We will enter like civilized humans
Peter: Are we though?
Nat: .....
Nat: To the vents
Strange: Oh, God
Carol: Quick! Wanda! Get the popcorn!
Peter: Dad, guess where I am!
Tony: If you say the vents I'm selling your Star Wars movies
Peter: Have I ever mentioned that Cap is my favorite Avenger?
Tony: I take it back
Wanda: Don't text and crawl
Clint: SQWAK!
Shuri: Whatever it is I have just walked into...
Shuri: I LOVE IT!
T'Challa: Don't encourage them, Sister
Nat: Clint, how do we get out?
Clint: With style
Peter: HE FUCKIN KICKED THE VENT SCREEN OUT I'M DYING
Tony: Rhodey, get my wallet
Rhodey: I'm so sorry
Peter: Clint let us slide down one of his wire arrows
Peter: I'M A REAL SPY NOW!
Clint: Hell Yeah
Shuri: You're a super secret spider spy
Peter:plays mission impossible theme
Clint: We have safely landed in the snack isle
Nat: The looks on these people's faces are priceless
Peter: Can we get stuffed puffs for my hot chocolate?
Clint: Y E S
Nat: We need a cart first
Clint: Cart first. Then snacks.
Tony: At least Nat has a brain
Bucky: Does she though?
Clint: We have acquired a cart.
Peter: TO THE SNACKS!
Clint: They have peanut butter crackers
Nat: G I V E
Peter: @Bucky We got your chocolate chips
Clint: And a shit ton of junk food
Nat: What else?
Thor: Don't forget my Pop Tarts!
Peter: I'll get them!
Nat: PETER, NO WEBBING!
Nat: CLINT!
Nat: They're having a fucking swinging race to see who can get there first
Carol: lol
Scott: I need this documented
Hope: Remind me to NEVER let Scott go anywhere with those two
Scott: Don't spoil my fun!
Hope: Consider it spoiled
Tony: We need a bird cage for Barton and the kid
Sam: Or a leash
Clint Named the Server: Oh Shit
Clint: Nat......
Nat: What did you do?
Clint: I lost Peter
Wanda: Oh no
Wanda: Prepare to be banned
Tony: YOU LOST MY KID?!
Clint: I tried texting him but he won't answer!
Tony: BARTON, YOU BIRD BRAIN THAT'S MY KID!
Tony: I'm calling Strange
Strange: Please don't
Tony: Strange, this is no time for dramatics! Our son could be in danger!
Strange: Our son? He's your son!
Bruce: He's everybody's son
Nat: Found Clint, but Pete's still missing
Peter: Tee hee hee
Peter: You'll never find me!
Nat: Peter, I'm not playing hide and seek in fucking Walmart!
Clint: But I am!
Nat: Bruce, we're never getting kids
Bruce: We already have one
Nat: Sasha doesn't count. She's a cat. Cats are wonderful
Bruce: I was talking about Barton
Nat: lol
Clint: I SQWAK IN YOUR DIRECTION!
Nat: Hold up. Clint crash landed in Isle 20
Steve: This is why we don't text and fly
Clint: I thought I saw him, but he's gone now. I found the Pop Tarts though!
T'Challa: How have you not been kicked out yet?
Clint: Magic
Strange: That's not how magic works
Clint: It is now!
Nat: Peter, seriously, where are you?
Peter: I'll never tell
Nat: Hold on, I think I see him
Peter: I'm a super secret spidey spy now! You'll never catch me!
Clint: Oh this is wonderful
Carol: T E L L
Clint: Natasha found him
Clint: Now she's chasing him through all the isles
Wanda: Carol would reply, but she can't contain her laughter. The Mighty Captain Marvel is actually crying
Carol: Fuck off, Wanda, don't expose me
Vision: Be nice to Wanda
Wanda: Yes, be nice to Wanda
Clint: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tony: Dare I ask?
Clint: Peter webbed Nat to the floor and scampered off
Nat: When I get my hands on that little boy, I'm going to Ginger Snap him in half
Tony: Please, don't kill my kid
Bruce: Nat, we've been over this. You can't kill children
Nat: I'm gonna kill Barton too
Bruce: Correction: You can't kill children that aren't your own. It's illegal
Nat:rolls eyes into the next dimension
Nat: Nothing's illegal if you don't get caught
Scott: No, I'm pretty sure it's still illegal
Clint: I got him!
Nat: Good
Clint: Strange showed up and dropped him through a portal. He face planted into a cheeze-it display
Strange: Why is it always me that gets stuck babysitting?
Shuri: Please tell me you have video of that
Clint: No, But about 20 other people do
Peter: I've been thwarted
Clint: And now we're gonna feed you to Natasha
Steve: Well....This has certainly been an eventful day...
Loki: BARTON!
Clint: Oh shit, what now?
Loki: THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE GOING TO WRECK A STORE WITH MY FAVORITE NEPHEW, YOU'D BETTER TAKE ME WITH YOU!
Tony: And here I thought Loki was a responsible adult who was going to yell at him
Bucky: I don't think we'll ever be that lucky
Steve: Thanks for the reminder, Buck
Strange: @Tony Tony, come collect your children
Tony: Why?
Clint: To make a long story short
Nat: We're banned
Peter: From like every grocery store ever
Rhodey: Figured
Tony: Barton?
Tony: No more field trips
Steve: And, Peter, you're grounded
Peter: No!
Tony: No Star Wars for a month
Peter: How could you do this to me, Dad?
Tony: Because now I have to fucking buy a Walmart
Steve: Language!