Civil War
Peter created a Server
Peter Named the Server: Food
Peter Invited Everyone
Peter: I would just like take this time to say that the current love of my life is Wonder Bread.
Sam: Peter, wtf?
Bucky: Gosh, Sam, watch your language!
Sam: @Bucky I'll have you know that I'm not amused
Wanda: But my Mac n' Cheese....
Wanda: How could you betray me like this?
Shuri: lol
Wanda: excuse me
Wanda: screams
Thor: wOnDeR
Peter: 👀
Shuri:plays careless whisper in the background
Nat: Get yourself a man that looks at you the way Thor looks at pop tarts
Tony: You will never find such a thing in this world
Carol: Thor is the greatest hunter in all of Asgard, yet he only eats pop tarts
Thor: DO NOT MOCK ME FOR MY LOVE OF POP TARTS!
Sam: lol. But while we're at it, is nobody gonna mention Natasha's committed relationship with peanut butter sandwiches?
Nat: @Sam I see no shame in my appreciation for peanut butter and bread
Peter: 👀
Peter: The Wonder Bread is MINE
Nat: I DON'T EVEN LIKE WONDER BREAD, PETER!
Peter: HOW DARE YOU INSULT IT!
Carol: Hello, yes. Welcome to our discord server. We have food fights.
Steve: You're not innocent, Carol. Just yesterday you were arguing with Clint over what shape of pasta was superior.
Steve: THE SHAPE!!!
Carol: THE SHAPE MATTERS!
Clint: PENNE!
Carol: SPAGHETTI!
Clint: I SQWAK AT YOUR SPAGHETTI!
Carol: I BLAST MY PHOTON BLASTERS AT YOUR PENNE VODKA!!!!
Wanda: MY MAC N CHEESE IS THE BEST, YALL CAN FITE ME!
Shuri: Peter, What have you started?
Loki: A Civil War it seems
Peter: screms
Bucky: Steve? Nah. Plums? Yaaaaaaa
Carol: Hdhsjjddj IM DYING! SAAAAAAVED!
Steve: I have no words
Scott: Bucky, you can't deny that Oranges are the best fruit.
Bucky: Denied
Scott: And to think I called you my friend.....
Bucky: I didn't.
Scott: ......
Scott: Fair enough.
Rhodey: This reminds me of Tony and Strange going at it about Strange's damn ice cream
Tony: IF IT DOESN'T HAVE CREAM, THEN HOW THE FUCK IS IT ICE CREAM?!
Strange: OH MY GOD, TONY, ITS A SUBSTITUTE! GIVE IT A FUCKING REST!
Nat:gasp
Nat: Oooh, Steve! Strange said a big boy word!
Steve: Watch your language!
Shuri: But how can you watch language?
Steve: .......
Vision: Since I don't have to eat, I have no idea where I stand in this server....
Wanda: My cooking has been insulted
Vision: WHO
Vision: Appreciate Wanda's cooking! Although I don't really eat, I'm sure its delightful.
Vision: Peter, Wonder Bread is in no way superior to Wanda's Mac N Cheese.
Nat: I second
Peter:activates instant kill
Tony:deactivates instant kill because we can all have our own opinions, but makes it known that cheeseburgers are superior
Loki:insults cheeseburgers
Tony:reactivates instant kill. Never mind
Bruce:happily munches on dried blueberries while staying away from the chaos
Nat:tries to steal said blueberries
Bruce:hides blueberries
Nat:natasha used puppy eyes
Bruce: it was super effective
Nat:happily munches on blueberries with bruce
Clint: This is random but I kinda want fried chicken
Carol: Make it two
Clint: Bring the drinks and I will
Carol: You’ve got yourself a deal
Shuri: @Peter I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but I've been secretly cheating on you with pizza
Peter:gasps dramatically
Peter: I always knew you were a two timing grease lover!
Shuri: I'm sorry! It was just too tempting! I couldn't help myself!
Peter: lol @Shuri Why is the pizza box square if the pizza is a circle?
Shuri: If tomatoes are a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
Peter: If I weigh 99 pounds and I eat a pound of nachos, does that make me 1% nacho?
Carol: Oh my god, kids, stop smokin crack
Scott: Stay in school, don't do drugs
Strange: @Carol It's not crack, it's ice cream.
Tony: Damn it, Strange! I always knew that vegan ice cream had crack in it!
Steve: I doubt Strange would give your kid crack, Tony.
Carol: Just like anyone else would doubt your undying love of hotdogs. Yet here we are.
Steve: I can't tell if that's a food joke or a grown up joke
Tony: It's whatever you perceive it to be
Steve: I swear to God, you two.
Peter: Cap: yeets himself off a cliff
Shuri:plays titanic theme on a recorder in the background
Carol:celebrates
Steve:comes back from the dead and ends carol
Strange:uses the time stone to bring you both back so I can lecture you about getting along
T'Challa:walks into server
T'Challa:leaves server
T'Challa: This is no place for a King