Shitposts and Shenanigans
Tony created a Server
Tony Named the Server: Have at you!
Tony Invited Everyone
Tony: I'm in a meeting
Wanda: I'm in my room
Shuri: I'm in Wakanda
Peter: I'm also in Wakanda
T'Challa: @Tony Take them back
Tony: @T'Challa No
Tony: Now you know how I feel whenever you send Shuri over for the week
Carol: lol co-parenting.
T'Challa: Just for that I'm sending Shuri back with Peter for another week.
Steve: Do they at least have a suitable babysitter?
T'Challa: Okoye is watching them.
Nat added Pepper
Pepper: Tony, Why are you on your phone during a meeting?
Tony: Natasha, why?
Nat: 😉
Bruce: Yeah, Tony, get off your phone
Tony: Why is everyone bullying me?
Pepper: Tony, I am the CEO of this company and if I ask you to come to a meeting I expect you to be present and alert.
Tony has left the server
Wanda: Good day, Sir!
Nat: Pepper is salty lmao
Scott: lol Tony has just been recycled
Tony: I will step on you, Scott
Carol: 👀
Thor: Are there anymore pop tarts left in the kitchen?
Loki: No, Brother, you ate them all
Peter: Wait, Thor, you ate all the pop tarts?
Thor: It appears so
Peter: Even the strawberry ones?
Thor: ......Yes?
Peter: 😟😟😟
Shuri: No, Peter! Don't cry! It's gonna okay!
Loki: You've done it now, Brother.
Nat: THOR, YOU OAF HOW DARE YOU EAT MY SPIDERSON'S STRAWBERRY POP TARTS?!!!
Nat: I BOUGHT THOSE SPECIFICALLY FOR PETER!
Thor: IM SORRY!! PETER, I WILL GET YOU MORE POP TARTS!
Peter: And let me cuddle with Melvin whenever I want?
Thor: YES
Peter: You are forgiven
Shuri: lol I actually thought he was gonna cry for a good moment there
Peter: It’s very hot in Wakanda
Peter: Halp, I am melting
Shuri: dumps ice on peter
Shuri: There. Now stop complaining
Peter: And now I'm cold
Shuri: SCREEEEEEE
Peter: REEEEEET
Clint: SQWAK
Sam: The Bird Squad has arrived
Steve: I was already here?
Bucky: Sam, ur late to the party smh
Sam: Caw Caw mf
Tony: For gosh sakes, watch your language!
Clint: THE BIRD SQUAD DEMANDS A SACRIFICE
Scott: Not it
Bruce: Also not it
Peter: I'm in another country. Does this mean I'm safe?
Sam: Are circles square?
Clint: Does chocolate belong on bacon?
Steve: Is Carol sane?
Peter: No?
Sam: Then, there's your answer
Carol: You’re not wrong tho
Thor: What do you desire oh mighty, Bird Squad?
Clint: ......
Clint: Pizza
Scott: Yes, pizza is good
Wanda: I could go for a pizza
Vision: I just asked you if you wanted that and you said no
Wanda: I changed my mind
Vision: In a matter of two minutes?
Wanda: Yes
Carol: Since Tony's in a meeting, I can grab it. What do y'all want?
Steve: I'll eat anything that doesn't include anchovies
Carol: Extra anchovies. Got it.
Steve: 🙄🙄🙄
Tony: I'll eat anything
Bruce: Same
Wanda: Get veggie
Nat: And cheese
Thor: Don't forget pepperoni and bacon
Sam: The Bird Squad demands a margarita pizza
Steve: Margarita sounds good.
Carol: You want anchovies on that?
Steve: No, Carol, I do not.
Captain: Okay, so cheese, pepperoni and bacon, veggie, And margarita. On it
Peter: Shuri and I are getting pizza too.
Shuri: Yes, after Peter introduced me to pizza in New York, I established a pizza joint here in Wakanda.
Peter: We should get ice cream too
Strange: I'd advise against that after last time
Bucky: Strange being a good dad
Wanda: Domestic Dad Strange
Nat: Papa Strange being Papa Strange
Strange: Really?
Peter: Please, Magic Dad?
T'Challa: They're under the warrior supervision of Okoye and myself. We will make sure nothing happens. I always take Shuri for ice cream in Fridays
Shuri: A forced sibling tradition established by yours truly
Strange: @T'Challa It's your funeral
Peter: ICE CREAM
Tony: Peter is such a wholesome son
Peter: I love my dads
Steve: I find it amusing that you only love us when we give you things
Peter: Sorry if it puts you in a pickle, Stove, but you're just gonna have to dill with it
Shuri: Peter with a pinch of salt
Loki: That actually made me laugh
Scott: Hold up
Scott: PETER MADE LOKI LAUGH?
Peter: Magic
Bucky: That's Strange's thing
Tony: He can share
Carol: I'm back, and I have the goods
Clint: PIZZA
Thor: FOOD
Carol: And I got more pop tarts too.
Carol: @Peter I refilled your stash
Peter: Thanks
Shuri: Peter, we gotta go get our pizza now
Peter: Okay
Tony: Be good!
Nat: We love you!
Strange: Don't make them call me
Clint: @Strange We having pizza over here, you want some?
Tony: He's VEGAN
Strange: 🙄
Strange: I'm actually a bit busy right now
Clint: Maybe next time
Strange: Probably not
Wanda: @Nat Are the Guardian girls in town?
Nat: No 😢
Carol: Come get ur pizza before Thor and I consume it all
Bucky: 😟
Tony: Meeting's over, comin' to get my food
Peter: lol @Shuri WHAT ARE THOSE!
Shuri: THOSE ARE MY T'CHANCLAS
Shuri: Hakuna T'Challa
Peter: What does it mean?
Shuri: I DON'T CARE!
T'Challa: Why?
Tony: Yeah kid, respect your elders
Peter: T'Challa's not that old?
Shuri: Therefore, we can meme him
Clint: This pizza is some good shit.
Wanda: I can confirm that Vision likes pepperoni and bacon pizza
Vision: Whoever thought of this is a god in my eyes
Thor: Why yes. Yes I am.
Loki: This is why the Cat Crew is superior
Clint: lol Sam just dropped his pizza.
Sam: That's a bold statement, Loki
Loki: bites pizza aggressively
Sam:glares intensively
Nat:assumes role of referee
Bruce: watches suspiciously from the sidelines
Bucky: places bet on Loki
Carol:goes to break up a fight "Hold my beer"
Tony:sits back and lets potential fight happen
Loki:aggressive chewing
Nat: sips tea
Wanda:spills tea
Vision:refills tea
Wanda: lol, Vis
Peter: watches discord server from the shadows of shuri's room
Tony: You're in a girl's room?
Tony: Use protection
Shuri: ......
Peter: ........
Carol: makes mental note to spread rumor that tony encourages incest
Tony:ends carol
Peter: Dad, I can assure you that my relationship with Shuri is strictly platonic
Shuri: I'm offended that your dad thinks my standards are so low.
Peter: ......wow
Shuri: kidding
Nat: You’d better be
T'Challa: @Nat If you come to assassinate my sister I won't stop you
Nat: 👍🏻
Shuri: 👌🏿
Peter: Natasha, If you assassinate Shuri then you will be at the receiving end of all my antics
Nat: @T'Challa Never mind
T'Challa: Damn
Shuri: You can't get rid of me that easily
T'Challa: Be quiet and eat your ice cream children
Scott: Speaking of ice cream, Ben and Jerry's anyone? I'm literally 5 min from the compound.
Carol: What kind?
Scott: Half-baked
Wanda: BRING
Scott: Hope's with me
Carol: BRING
Scott Invited Hope
Hope: So this is where you hide yourselves?
Wanda: Hi, Hope
Steve: Welcome
Peter: Hope's coming over?
Peter: Rip, Peter, I'm in Wakanda rn
Hope: Next time, Pete
Peter: 😊
Hope: We're driving over now
Tony: The door's open, just come on up
Hope: Okay
Shuri: Did y'all know Cap has an ice cream flavor?
Shuri: Peter and I found a bunch of it stored in his freezer
Steve: Shuri, why?
Peter: @Shuri Why can't you be nOrMaL
Shuri: lmao
Loki: If you'll please excuse me, I have cats to attend to now
Thor: Loki, let me play with your cats
Loki: You are not worthy
Thor: My hammer thinks I'm worthy
Nat: .........
Clint: lol
Sam: SAVED
Sam: @Carol Where did you get that pizza? It was some good shit
Carol: That new place down the street. Jerry's, I think it was called
Sam: Noted
Sam: BIRD SQUAD
Sam: JERRY'S IS OUR NEW NESTING PLACE
Clint:SQWAK
Tony: Big sqwak
Tony: Pepper's threatening to take my phone because I was "bad" in the meeting today
Wanda: Oof
Tony has been disconnected
Shuri: Big Oof