The Babysitters
Tony Created a Server
Tony Named the Server: Please tell me Peter and Shuri aren't dead
Tony invited Everyone
Wanda: They're not dead
Peter: I'm not dead
Carol: Tony, this is like the third server in thirty minutes
Carol: STAHP!
T'Challa: Yes, how are the children?
Carol: Currently watching a movie with Loki
Carol: They've introduced him to Harry Potter
Peter: @Tony We being good bois
Shuri: Yes, don't worry, Brother. I haven't caused any explosions
Shuri: Yet.
T'Challa: 👀
Shuri: 👀
Wanda: Go back to watching your movie
Peter: It finished
Loki: I quite enjoyed that, actually
Peter: SEE?
Shuri: THEY ARE GOOD MOVIES
Nat: I hope you kids are behaving yourselves while we're gone
Peter: We haven't gotten into too much trouble
Vision: @Tony @T'Challa Don't worry, I have provided them with all the necessary requirements for keeping a child occupied
Tony: At least there's one responsible one in the house
Tony: And don't forget we have Strange as back up
Strange: They haven't called me yet so I assume they're doing a fine job, Tony
Peter: @Vision wE aRe nOt cHiLdReN
Vision: I brought coloring books
Shuri: ...!
Peter: ....
Shuri: wE aRe cHiLdReN
Wanda: I’m dying
Wanda: Vision got them Avengers coloring books
Sam: This is going to end very badly
Tony: I take back what I said
Tony: There are no responsible people in the house
Nat: All the adults have left
Steve: Seriously? Do we need a babysitter for all of you?
Clint: Probably
Bruce: It seems we can't leave the house for five minutes without something going wrong
Thor: Relax my friends. I'm sure they will be just fine while we're gone. They're under my brother's supervision as well.
Nat: @Thor Think about what you just said
Clint: Oh God, That's even worse
Tony: Barton, you hid your arrows right?
Clint: @Tony Of course I did
Peter: UNCLE LOKI, COME COLOR WITH US!
Shuri: ITS FUN!
Loki: As much as I would love to vandalize the others with you, my sons are in need of attention
Peter: Rip
Shuri: I love your sons
Thor: HE LETS YOU PLAY WITH HIS CATS TOO?
God of Thunder: BROTHER, WHY DO YOU NEVER LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR CATS?
Loki: BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF THEIR PRESENCE
Loki: Besides, you have a dog
Thor: This is true
Thor: But how do I become worthy?
Loki: Only my sons decide who is worthy of their presence
Peter: yes, yes
Shuri: My brother won't let me get a cat
T'Challa: Shuri, you don't need a cat
Vision: Everyone needs a cat
Shuri: Peter, stop taking all the blue crayons
Peter: I'm not
Shuri: Yes you are, they're all in a pile right next to you
Shuri: I need the dank blue
Peter: It's too dank for your clutches
Shuri: Give me the dank, Peter
Peter: No
Shuri: I WILL BLAST YOU
Peter: I WILL WEB YOU
Tony: YOU BREAK ONE THING IN THAT COMPOUND AND I WILL END YOU
Bucky: Hey, no fighting.
Sam: We all have to be nice to each other
Peter: You insult Bucky all the time?
Shuri: Bucky throws things at Sam?
Bucky: .....
Sam: We're adults. We don't count
Nat: Have the children eaten yet?
Carol: Wanda and I are making them Mac 'N Cheese
Peter:claps hands excitedly
Nat: .....
Nat: @Wanda YOU'RE MAKING MAC 'N CHEESE WITHOUT ME?
Wanda: The kids wanted noodles
Shuri: Careful, Children, that's a lot of sodium
Peter: lol
Steve: What did we say about excessive memeing?
Shuri: 👀
T'Challa: I'm just glad I don't have to deal with Shuri this week
T'Challa: It’s always a relief when she comes to stay with you
Shuri:FUCK YOU
Peter:FUCK YOU VERY VERY MUCH!
Shuri:CAUSE WE HATE WHAT YOU DO
Peter:AND WE HATE YOUR WHOLE CREW
Shuri:SO PLEASE DON'T KEEP IN TOUCH!
Steve: PETER!
T'Challa: SHURI!
Carol: lol I'm loving this. They're running around the foyer screaming the lyrics
Carol: We've taught them well
Nat:shakes head
Bruce:is slightly disappointed
Clint:is slightly proud at the same time
Wanda: @Shuri @Peter Your Mac 'N Cheese is done. Get in here!
Peter: Okay we're coming
Wanda: @everyone Dinner is served, get your asses in here
Steve: Language
Scott: What have I just walked into?
Bruce: The OGs are out and about right now so well left the others to babysit the kids
Steve: Why didn't we just call Scott? He's a responsible adult
Clint: No
Scott: Thanks
Clint: You're welcome
Strange: Am I still not needed?
Wanda: No. We good here
Peter: Hi, Magic Dad
Strange: Hi, Science son
Peter: I'm eating Mac 'N Cheese
Strange: Good for you
Peter: Are you coming over?
Strange: Only if things start blowing up
Shuri: @Peter You have so many dads
Peter: I know.
Shuri: How many dads have you got?
Peter: Iron Dad, American Dad, Magic Dad, Mad Dad, Bird Dad, and Spider Mom
Nat: 🖤🖤🖤
Shuri: Careful chirren, that's a lot of dads
Peter: Careful chirren, that's a lot of memes
Peter: They're your dads too
Thor: Yes, @T'Challa We're adopting Shuri
T'Challa: Gladly
T'Challa: She's all yours
Wanda: PETER! NO WEBBING IN THE HOUSE!
Tony: What did he do?
Peter: Shuri tazed me! I got scared!
T'Challa: Shuri!
Wanda: Oh shit. Now he's on the ceiling
Steve: PETER, GET DOWN! YOU'LL FALL
Peter: No! She's gonna taze me again!
Tony: Don't make me call Strange
Strange: Yes, please don't make him call me. I don't want to deal with children tonight.
Vision: Peter, Get down from the ceiling and come finish your Mac 'N Cheese before it gets cold
Shuri: Otherwise I'll eat it
Peter: NOOOOO
Peter: I'm coming!
Wanda: Thank you
Steve: Where are Sam and Bucky in all this?
Carol: I don't know. Probably off doing bro stuff
Wanda: They don't really like each other?
Carol: Nah, they’re bros
Wanda: Welp, I think we're gonna need to call in back up
Wanda: It's become a food war
Wanda: PETER, I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU FLING THAT AT ME I WILL END YOU!
Vision: Peter, please do not throw your pasta on Wanda
Strange: Alright, alright I'm coming
Tony: Gotta put those kids to bed, Strange
Wanda: Oh shit
Carol: Loki has decided to join in the fun
Wanda: We're fucked
Wanda: Strange, save us
Tony: Is he there?
Wanda: Yeah, he's making them clean it up and then they have to go to bed
Clint: Shoulda done that hours ago
Peter: We've been thwarted
Shuri: Worth it
Loki: I still don't understand why I have to go to bed too
Clint: Because you're one of the children
Loki: Why must you insult me this way?
Peter: @Strange Will you come read us a bedtime story?
Strange: No
Shuri: Peter is the big sad
Strange: .....
Strange: Fine
Peter: @Strange My favorite Dad
Tony: I will read you bedtime stories every night
Steve: I will make you milk and cookies
Bruce: I'll let you get away with blowing stuff up
Clint: I’ll let you meme excessively
Nat: I'll let you watch R rated movies
Peter: @Nat Really?
Nat: No
Shuri: lol
Shuri: Look at all those chickens!
Shuri: They’re all competing for Peter’s favoritism
Strange: I'm obviously the superior dad
Peter: Can we have our story now?
Strange: Yes
Sam: lol, look at Strange being a domestic dad
Wanda: SHOW
Sam: Come see for yourself
Wanda: OML THAT'S ADORABLE
Strange: @Tony They're asleep. Can I go now?
Tony: Yes
Steve: Thank you, Strange
Clint: Next time, just have Strange watch them
Strange: I would prefer to remain a last resort
Strange: Anyway, goodnight, everyone. Try not to die
Nat: Thanks, Strange
Nat: @Wanda We're on our way back from the meeting now
Wanda: 👍🏻
Tony: Those kids better be asleep when I get back
Peter: hehehe
Tony: Otherwise I'm gonna have to WHOOP THEIR ASSES INTO BED
Shuri: 👀
Peter: zzzzzzZZZZZZ
Thor: We're good parents right?
Nat: Yeah. Definitely.
Scott: No