The Avengers' Not-So-PG Discord Servers

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Jumping on the Chatroom Bandwagon. Basically if the Avengers and Co. had discord/chatrooms.  What Do you get when you give the Avengers Discord? Total ChaosIf you recognize this book from Wattpad it's because I posted it there first
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Prank Wars

Thor Created a Server

Thor Named the Server: LOKI!!!!

Thor invited Everyone

 

Thor: LOKI!!!

Loki: Yes, Brother 

Thor: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!

Loki: 🙃🙃🙃

Thor: DO NOT MOCK ME,  BROTHER

Nat: lol, Loki, what did you do?

Thor: HE CONVINCED STEVE AND VISION TO HIDE MY HAMMER AND MY CAPE IN DIFFERENT PLACES!

Thor: IT TOOK ME HOURS TO FINALLY FIND THEM!

Steve: Thor, chill it was joke

Thor: I DID NOT FIND IT FUNNY!

Vision: I did

Thor: THIS MEANS WAR, BROTHER!

Nat: @Thor Don't worry I'll help you get him back

 

IN A PRIVATE CHAT WITH NATASHA, WANDA, AND CAROL

 

Natasha: Help me get them back

Natasha: They really upset Thor

Carol: I know, I feel bad

Wanda: I'm actually kinda mad at Vis for it. Thor is like a puppy. You can't do stuff like that to him

Carol: So, what do we do?

Natasha: idk but it has to be something good

Wanda: I have an idea....

 

BACK IN THE DISCORD SERVER

 

Tony: @Vision Proud dad

Clint: I have a feeling that Vision is going through the Rebellious Teenage Stage

Thor: @Loki @Vision You two are banned from the Cat Crew

Sam: RIIIIIIIP

Bucky: Dude, the look on Thor's face right now is priceless

Sam: lol he's texting so aggressively, I can't

Thor: DO NOT MOCK ME, YOU SMALL HUMANS!

Peter: Uncle Thor, are you okay?

Scott: Loki, Vision, and Steve were being mean to him

Steve: IT WAS A JOKE!

Clint: They hid his hammer

Peter: Don't take other people's things with out asking. That's mean

Thor: @Peter Thank you, Tiny human. I appreciate you

Peter: I appreciate you too

Thor: 😊

Peter: 😊

Nat: @Peter We've raised you well

Clint: @Loki Natasha has returned, you'd better run

Loki: I am a God, I do not fear the spy

Wanda: Vis?

Vision: Yes?

Wanda: I have bad news

Vision: What is it?

Wanda: Muffin's missing

Vision: ........

Vision: .................

Vision: .......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clint: vision.exe has stopped working

Peter: Mr. Stark, I think Vision is malfunctioning

Tony: ???

Tony: What's he doing?

Peter: He's just standing there staring at his phone.

Peter: He's not moving

Peter: He's not even blinking

Tony: @Peter Give it a minute

Vision: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!

Wanda: Idk, I went into our room and she wasn't there

Nat: Muffin is MISSING?

Nat: HOW?

Wanda: I don't know, but I guess the door got left open and she snuck out.

Vision: DON'T WORRY! I WILL FIND HER!

Wanda: Okay

 

IN A PRIVATE CHAT WITH NATASHA, WANDA, AND CAROL

 

Wanda: lol 

Wanda: Guys he bought it

Carol: The Space Girlz strike again

Wanda: He'll be searching for hours

Wanda: I can't

Natasha: And I'm literally in Cat Heaven right now omg

Carol: Time to get Loki

 

BACK IN THE DISCORD SERVER

 

Loki: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!

Loki: MY DOOR WAS CLOSED!

Loki: I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

Steve: What happened?

Loki: ANSEL AND HARALD HAVE GONE MISSING AS WELL!

Loki: WHO TOOK MY SONS?!

Carol: Nobody?

Vision: I still haven't located Muffin either

Loki: I swear whoever took my sons shall feel the wrath of Loki!

Steve: I'll help you look

 

IN A PRIVATE CHAT WITH NATASHA, WANDA, AND CAROL

 

Natasha: I'm surrounded by cats

Natasha: How can we make this last all day? I'm in heaven

Wanda: lol

Carol: I just got Steve

Natasha: Now we wait

 

BACK IN THE DISCORD

 

Steve: @Loki @Vision The door to my room is open, maybe they ran in there

Steve: I'm going to check

Vision: Please do

Vision: I've searched half the compound

Steve: ..........

Vision: What is it?

Loki: Did you find them?

Steve: CAROL!!!!!!!!!

Carol: How may I be of assistance?

Steve: WHY?!!

Sam: lol what did she do?

Carol: 😉🙃😁

Steve: She spray-painted FUCK YOU, LOVE CAROL on my shield!

Steve: IN BLACK SPRAY-PAINT

Tony: lololol

Clint: That's amazing

Carol:bows dramatically

Loki: The cats have yet to be located

Vision: I'll keep searching. We'll find them

Loki: What if they ran outside?!

Bruce: You mean your guys' cats?

Loki: YES! MY SONS ARE MISSING!

Vision: So is muffin

Bruce: They're with Natasha and Sasha

Vision: ?

Bruce: Yeah, I walked into our room and she was cuddling with all four of them on the bed

Loki: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!

Nat: 🙃

Carol: 🙃🙃

Wanda: 🙃🙃🙃

Vision: Wanda, why did you tell me Muffin was missing?

Wanda: @Vision idk, why did you take Thor's hammer?

Vision: ......

Vision: Lesson learned

Loki: NATASHA, I WILL DESTROY  YOU FOR THIS!

Nat: I'm not too worried

Clint: No wonder the girls were so quiet

Scott: Yeah, I was like "Where did they go?"

Thor: HAHA! KARMA HAS STRUCK IT'S FATAL BLOW, BROTHER!

Nat: @Thor I told you I'd help you get them back

Thor: Thank you, my good lady

Thor: Your assistance is much appreciated

Nat: @Wanda @Carol Good work, ladies

Tony: As entertaining as this whole thing has been, I'm hungry

Tony: Who wants shawarma? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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