The Avengers' Not-So-PG Discord Servers

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Jumping on the Chatroom Bandwagon. Basically if the Avengers and Co. had discord/chatrooms.  What Do you get when you give the Avengers Discord? Total ChaosIf you recognize this book from Wattpad it's because I posted it there first
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Ice Cream and Fluff

 

Peter created a server

Peter named the Server: Hey Everyone

Peter invited Everyone

 

Peter: Hi hi

Tony: Peter, where are you right now?

Peter: Dr. Strange and Clint took me and Wanda out for ice cream

Peter: Didn't I tell you?

Tony: No, you failed to mention it

Steve: Or maybe you just failed to hear it, Tony

Tony: @Steve Cap it, Cap

Peter: Oh yeah, and Thor came with us too

Peter: He brought Melvin

Clint: The kids needed a break

Clint: Sorry, I thought Peter told you

Peter: I got strawberry swirl

Peter: It's really good

Steve: Which place did you go to?

Clint: The new Vegan Ice cream place down the road

Tony: You're eating vegan Ice cream?

Tony: It's not real ice cream then

Clint: It's actually pretty good

Strange: Tony, it all tastes the same, give it a rest

Wanda: He's not lying. It's the best ice cream I've ever had!

Thor: MELVIN HAS ICE CREAM ON HIS NOSE

Nat: Awweee So cute

Nat: Also

Nat: @Clint 1. Why wasn't I invited? and 2. Why would you willingly give Thor and Peter sugar?

Clint: 1. Because you weren't

Clint: 2. Because it's hot and Peter wanted ice cream

Tony: You know what happens when you give Peter sugar

Clint: @Tony Yeah, but you can't say no to that face

Strange: We'll just walk around for a while until the sugar wears off

Thor: Melvin needs a walk anyway

Loki: I am cuddling with my sons and you all are disturbing me

Peter: Kitties!

Peter: Harald taking a nap is wholesome. He's so cute when he sleeps

Loki: My Sons are the best

Vision: My cat is obviously superior

Wanda: Lil' baby 💖💖💖

Nat: Muffin is adorable 

Vision: I rest my case

Wanda: lol, Peter, don't eat so fast, you'll get a brain freeze

Peter: BUT IT'S SO GOOD!

Peter: IT'S VANILLA AND STRAWBERRIES! MUST CONSUME!

Carol: That sounds really good

Carol: @Wanda What did you get?

Wanda: It's cinnamon crunch

Wanda: The most glorious thing I have ever tasted in my life

Carol: Ice cream is good for the soul

Peter: A wholesome meal  indeed

Tony: We all know that chocolate is the best flavor

Steve: That's a lie

Steve: It's vanilla

Tony: ........

Steve: .........

Carol: lol

Nat: My cat is being adorable

Wanda: Aww

Peter: BABY CAT

Vision: I have something even more adorable

Carol: Not Possible

Vision: <Inserts Wanda Here>

Wanda:hides

Nat: THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!

Carol: I stand corrected

Wanda: lol, we just left the ice cream place and Thor and Peter are skipping down the side walk with Melvin like maniacs 

Peter: wAndA

Peter: Come join our fun!

Clint: DON'T TEXT AND SKIP AT THE SAME TIME!

Strange: You're going to fall

Scott: Such wholesome parents 

Clint: Wanda joined in

Clint: They're skipping through the park singing "We Didn't Start the Fire"

Strange: What bunch of five year olds

Steve: Kids will be kids

Wanda: we aRe NoT cHiLdReN

Peter: i aM a sPiDeR-MAN

Thor: yOu aRe A sPiDeYbOi

Clint: PETER GET OFF THE FOUNTAIN!

Tony: lol, ten bucks says he'll fall in

Strange: Well, he didn't fall in

Wanda: But he did fall off

Peter: MMM WHATCHA SAY

Thor: What else is there to do in New York?

Peter: Me and Shuri normally go for sandwiches whenever we hang out

Wanda: We just had ice cream tho

Peter: I think there's some sort of carnival nearby, like a block from here

Wanda: WE SHOULD GO THERE

Thor: I AGREE

Peter: DADS, LET'S GO TO THE CARNIVAL!

Wanda: WE'LL BE GOOD I PROMISE!

Clint: .......

Nat: lol, regretting your decision there?

Bruce: @Clint @Strange Don't worry, next time Nat and I'll take 'em

Nat: @Bruce Don't rope me into this

Strange: We might as well, they can burn off their sugar highs

Peter: YAY

Peter: IM GONNA RIDE ALL THE RIDES

Wanda: AND PLAY ALL THE GAMES

Thor: AND WIN ALL THE PRIZES

Sam: This is such a wholesome conversation

Bucky: I, for one, am glad they're gone. It's much quieter 

Sam: Agreed

Bucky: Wait...

Bucky: @Sam Did we just agree on something?

Sam: I believe we did

Scott: Yay! Progress!

Wanda: WE'RE HEEEERRREEEEE

Wanda: Peter, come with me on the ferris wheel!

Thor: I'm going to walk around with Melvin

Clint: @Strange what do we do?

Strange: Lurk

Clint: Okay, I can do that

Wanda: RIP

Wanda: Line's too long

Peter: Thor where you at?

Thor: One of the ring toss games

Wanda: I see you!

Wanda: @Thor Move over loser, I wanna play!

Peter: lol, Wanda's using her powers to win a giant stuffed cat

Wanda: Peter, don't expose me

Thor: yOu'Ve bEeN eXpOsEd

Wanda: Got it tho

Wanda: Giant cat is acquired 

Tony: Good work

Steve: @Tony Don't encourage it

Tony: Well you know what they say, Capsicle, If you can't win fair, cheat

Steve: No one says that, Tony

Bruce: Apparently, Tony does

Clint: @Wanda @Peter @Thor Where are you three?

Wanda: Peter found a cotton candy stand

Thor: THIS FLUFFY MIDDGARDIAN SUBSTANCE IS NOW MY NEW FAVORITE FOOD!

Carol: lol you kids have fun

Nat: @Clint Just when you thought it was over :)

Clint: ......

Strange: ......

Strange: Clint?

Clint: Strange?

Strange: Never taking the kids for ice cream again

 

 

 

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