The Super Secret Secret Solvers
Peter created a server
Peter named the server: The Super Secret Secret Solvers
Peter Invited Everyone
Wanda: Peter, what is this?
Peter: Today we are not the Avengers
Steve: ???
Steve: Tony? Translate? I don't understand your science son
Peter: TODAY WE ARE DETECTIVES
Shuri: What are we detecting?!
Peter: Loki is hiding something
Peter: MUST DETECT
Loki: @Peter MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS
Tony: I smell trouble
Nat: I smell tea
Wanda: Quick! Get the popcorn!
Clint:Munch Munch
Peter: Who wants to help me detect his secret?
Shuri: ME
Thor: ME
Peter: YAY
Peter: SUPER SECRET SECRET SOLVERS
Shuri: SSSS, UNITE
Sam: Why do I get the feeling that this isn't gonna end well?
Bucky: Should we join them or relish in their failure?
Sam: ......
Sam: Wanda, pass the popcorn
Thor: LOKI
Loki: WHAT
Thor: I DEMAND YOU TELL US WHAT MISCHIEF YOU ARE PLOTTING SO I CAN THWART IT!
Loki: I REFUSE!
T'Challa: I have extra forces if you need them
Shuri: Brother! Join our detective team!
Shuri: Then we'll have MAXIMUM STEALTH!
T'Challa: I'm to old for this
Shuri: Oh yes, you've totally got one foot in the grave at 32
Peter: lol omg, Shuri, I love you
Shuri: @Peter #bestfriendsquad
Steve: Loki, whatever you're planning, does it involve explosives?
Loki: No
Carol: Death?
Loki: No
Tony: Will it destroy the compound in any way?
Loki: .........
Loki: Yes
Steve: LOKI
Thor: BROTHER YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM AND HAND YOURSELF OVER BEFORE I BREAK DOWN THE DOOR AND STOP YOU MYSELF
Loki: LEAVE ME BE!
Loki: I'LL NEVER SURRENDER TO THE LIKES OF YOU
Clint Please, no more mind control
Loki: No
Clint: Okay, thank god
Carol:Sips tea
Peter: I'm going to go INVESTIGATE
Shuri: Wait for ME!
Peter: hUrRy
Tony: @Shuri Aren't you in Wakanda?
Vision: No, Mr.Stark. She came over for the afternoon
Shuri: Nakia is visiting family so we came to New York to cover for her. My brother gave me the day off, he's running the New York Facility today so I could hang out with Peter.
Steve: You wouldn't know, because you and Banner have been holed up in the lab for the past two days
Strange: Such Anti-Social Beings
Tony:@Strange Says you
Peter:@Shuri You go right, I'll go left
Shuri: Much sneak
Loki: You know I can see the chat, right?
Scott: Hush, Loki, Let the children have their fun
Loki:rolls eyes into the next realm
Thor: Are you two in position?
Peter: 👍🏻
Shuri:👌🏾
Nat: Shit's about to go down
Tony: Steve, Natasha said a bad language word
Steve: LET IT GO
Shuri:CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE
Thor: My hammer is ready. I'm going in
Loki: Surely you're not serious
Bucky: I'm watching him right now, Loki, he's standing outside your door with Peter and Shuri
Sam: Hammer's at the ready
Vision Might I suggest running?
Wanda: lol, Vis
Vision: 🙃
Loki: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT I'LL TELL YOU!
Loki: IT'S NOTHING BAD I PROMISE!
Tony: Then why were you hiding?
Loki: Because it was supposed to be a...how do you call it...Spontaneous Surprise
Peter: I'm not buying it
Wanda: HOLY SHIT, PETER JUST KICKED THE FUCKING DOOR IN!
Thor: Quick! Man of Spiders! Go in and stop him! I'll block his escape!
Nat: THAT'S MY BOY!
Clint: Natasha=Proud Spider Mom
Shuri: Omg
Peter: IT’S A PUPPY!!
Thor: WHAT?! WHERE?!
Steve: I SWEAR TO GOD
Steve: LOKI, WHY DO YOU HAVE A PUPPY?!
Steve: I THOUGHT I MADE IT VERY CLEAR! NO. MORE. PETS!
Carol: lol this is too good
Wanda:shoves popcorn into mouth
Vision: Don't choke please
Wanda:appreciates vision for being a soft protective boyfriend
Loki: Thor keeps trying to steal my cats. So I got him a dog to make him stop
Thor: YOU GOT ME A DOG?
Loki: Yes?
Thor: I ALWAYS KNEW YOU LOVED ME, BROTHER!
Loki: I DIDN'T DO IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! I DID IT BECAUSE I LOVE MY CATS!
Loki: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME THIS WAY?!
Tony: Proof that Loki has a heart
Peter: Loki may seem like a villain, but deep down he's secretly a softie
Shuri: Yes, yes. That's why he hangs out with Thor, Scott and Vision
Bruce: What type of dog?
Loki: A Golden Retriever they call it
Bruce: DOG!
Nat: BABY!
Wanda: What's it's name?
Thor: I SHALL CALL HIM MELVIN AND HE SHALL BE MINE
Loki: Now that Thor has a dog, can we kick him out of the cat crew?
Vision: No
Vision: He has duel Membership
Bruce: @Thor I like dogs. You have a dog.
Thor: I think I see where this is going...
Thor: Dog Squad?
Bruce: Dog Squad.
Peter: This concludes the Super Secret Secret Solvers's first official mission
Shuri: lol Good work, team
Peter: You know what this calls for?
Shuri: Celebratory Ice Cream?
Peter: And Sandwiches?
Shuri: YES
Peter: YOU READ MY MIND
Shuri: Vine compilations after
Peter: Only if it's quality content
Shuri: Only the dankest memes for you, Peter
Wanda: #friendshipgoals
Shuri: LETS GO GET ICE CREAM
Peter: AND SANDWICHES
Thor: Can I come?
Peter: Only if pupper joins us
Thor: MELVIN, MY SON, WE'RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE!
Peter: ULTIMATE BEST FRIENDS
Nat: lol Thor has reverted into an excitable child
Steve: Loki, what have you done?