Sheer Boredom
Nat Created a Server
Nat named the Server: Sheer Boredom
Nat Invited Everyone
Nat: I'm bored
Nat: Entertain me
Clint: You have a cat
Clint: You have a boyfriend
Clint: You have a whole ass Ninja Girl Squad
Clint: Go bother them
Nat: Why bother them, when I could bother you instead?
Wanda: Hi :)
Wanda: I'm bored too
Wanda: @Nat Wanna do something?
Vision: I'm right here?
Nat: Whats there to do? It's raining.
Steve: If you're really that bored, Natasha, you can go run errands for us
Nat: Okay
Nat: Wanda, wanna come?
Wanda: Sure
Wanda: What do y'all need?
Peter: A new notebook for school
Bucky: We're out of plums
Steve: I just bought some?
Bucky: Yes
Bucky: That was BEFORE Wilson ate them all
Sam: Get over it
Bucky: Those were MY plums
Wanda: I'll buy you more plums, Bucky, don't worry
Carol: Peanut butter
Carol: And bread
Bruce: Cat food
Tony: Coffee
Strange: Vegan Ice Cream
Tony: Gross
Strange: It's good
Vision: If it's ice cream? Then how is it vegan?
Strange: Magic
Steve: And whatever else you guys want I guess
Nat: Got it
Nat: @Wanda GET IN, LOSER, WE'RE GOING SHOPPING!
Wanda: Coming
Clint: Natasha's driving?
Clint: RIP
Clint: Come on, Sam! Time to plan a funeral
Sam: Why?
Clint: Have you seen Natasha drive?
Clint: Plus it's raining which makes it even worse
Sam: RIP
Wanda: Natasha says "Tell Clint and Sam to fuck off"
Clint: Classy
Wanda: She also says to ask Loki if he needs more food for his cats
Steve: @Loki Do you need anything from the store? Specifically cat food?
Loki: A new brother
Wanda: Sorry, can't get that at a Supermarket
Loki: Tell Natasha I don't require any cat food as I was a responsible parent and got it myself last week
Wanda: Natasha says "Get Out"
Clint: Are you guys still in the car?
Wanda: Yep
Clint: Has she crashed yet?
Wanda: Nope
Wanda: Don't worry. she's only going 80
Wanda: In a 45
Vision: NATASHA
Clint: I swear to God, Natasha, if you kill my honorary kid....
Wanda: Okay we're here
Nat: Unscathed
Clint: Thank God
Sam: lol you guys should see Vision
Wanda: what
Wanda: teLL mE
Sam: He got so pissed at Nat for speeding with you in the car
Sam: @Nat I hope you know a good lawyer
Vision: She could have been hurt!
Nat: But was she?
Wanda: lol, Vis, I'm fine
Vision: Wanda, I forbid you from ever getting in a vehicle with her again
Wanda: Then how am I supposed to get home?
Nat: lol
Nat: Walk
Vision: I'll fly over and come get you
Wanda: Aww thanks
Wanda: If it makes you feel better, I'll drive back
Nat: Okay, Wanda, help me find the cat food
Wanda: On it
Sam: Don't get lost
Bucky: Inevitable
Nat named the Server: Natasha and Wanda's Grocery Store Adventures
Wanda: @Nat Found the cat food. Where are you?
Nat: Produce
Wanda: Where's that?
Nat: Near the entrance
Wanda: ......
Wanda: Where's that?
Bucky: Told you
Bucky: @Nat Did you get my plums?
Nat: Yes. I got enough for you and Sam to SHARE
Bucky: Thank you
Wanda: Found Produce
Wanda: Still don't see you
Wanda: lol wait there you are
Nat: Off to find peanut butter and bread
Wanda: MUST AQUIRE FOR CAROL
Carol: Thank
Nat: Also @Peter we got your notebook
Wanda: It has puppies on it
Tony: lol
Nat: Blame Wanda
Peter: @Wanda I LOVE YOU
Wanda: I LOVE YOU TOO
Nat: Okay peanut butter and bread have been acquired
Carol: You're the best
Nat: I know
Strange: What about the Vegan Ice Cream?
Wanda: Yep. I Think all that's left is the coffee
Nat: Anything else guys?
Peter: Can you get some more cereal before you go?
Thor: The sugary kind with the Disney characters on it
Nat: Lol you and Disney
Wanda: Wait a second
Wanda: Hold up
Clint: Yes, child?
Wanda: I lost Natasha
Bucky: Again?
Wanda: I looked down to respond and when I looked up she was gone
Wanda: The cart's gone too
Vision: Irresponsible
Scott: The Mysterious Black Widow strikes again
Wanda: She probably went to get the cereal
Scott: Please get extra cereal. My ants enjoy it very much
Tony: Gross
Tony: We don't need more ants in the house
Scott: :(
Wanda: HOLY SHITDJNKJJSHLSKHV
Clint: I think Wanda malfunctioned
Wanda: FUCKING HELL, NATASHA!
Nat: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Nat: I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING BUT I AM!
Peter: @Nat @Wanda What happened?
Wanda: NATASHA LEFT ME TO GET THE CEREAL AND CHECK OUT AND THE PROCEEDED TO THINK IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO COME UP BEHIND ME AND SCARE ME!
Steve: .......Dare I ask what happened next?
Wanda: I accidentally threw her into a Mac 'N Cheese display
Nat: It was righteous
Wanda: IN MY DEFENSE IT WAS SELF DEFENSE!
Wanda: I WAS ATTACKED!
Nat: Long story short, we got kicked out of the store
Carol: Did you at least get your items?
Wanda: That's about the only successful part of this trip
Nat: Don't worry, Carol, we got everything since it was already paid for
Bucky: Good. Because I was having withdrawal
Loki: From plumbs?
Bucky: THEY'RE VERY ADDICTING, LOKI, LET ME LIVVVVE!
Loki: No
Steve: You two can't go anywhere unsupervised
Carol: I'll go with them next time
Steve: You'll only make it worse
Wanda: We're leaving the store now
Wanda: You're welcome, by the way
Clint: For what? Getting us banned from Shoprite?
Wanda: Natasha says "Fuck you"
Clint: Clint says don't die
Nat: Don't ruffle your feathers, Clint, Wanda's driving
Clint: For some reason, that scares me even more
Nat: lol we're almost home
Steve: Please make it back in one piece
Tony: Yes, I don't want to spend the night making extra body parts for you to because of your idiocy
Nat:LIFE IS A HIGHWAY
Nat:I'M GONNA DRIVE IT
Peter:ALL NIGHT LOOONNNGGG!
Nat:THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'
Peter:THEY HATING
Shuri:PATROLLIN' AND TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDING DIRTY!
Peter: Hi, Shuri :)
Shuri: What up, Peter? :)
Peter: Nat and Wanda got kicked out of Shoprite
Shuri: Doesn't surprise me
Peter: But they got me a puppy note book
Shuri: BLESS
Nat: We're back
Wanda: @Clint Did you miss me?
Clint: Wanda?
Wanda: Yes?
Clint: You're grounded
Wanda: 8>0
Wanda: What about Nat? She started it!
Nat: IT WAS UNINTENTIONAL
Steve: Natasha, you're also grounded
Scott: RIP