Chapter 9
Wanda and Natasha walked in the common room bother were dressed to the nines. Bucky whistled. "You ladies hitting the town?" Nat smiled. "Takin the birthday girl out now that she's legal." She walked over to Steve. "Clint's not here can you do my makeup?" He smiled. "Of course. You want the usual?" She nodded. Bucky took a seat nearby and watched. "Remember when you got to do my makeup?"
He grinned. "You looked beautiful doll." Wanda raised an eyebrow. "Explain?" Bucky cleared his throat "we got sent on a lot of missions that required some creative solutions. This one time we had to find out where a hydra munitions factory was. Of course Hydra being Nazis at their core kept chewin' through cyanide capsules like they were candy. So we had no leads. So Monty manages to slip into a tailors and steal a load of Hydra uniforms. Enough for a couple of us to sneak into a bar and drag some answers outta some of them. So we get a look at the uniforms and right off the bat there's a problem they are all too small for Steve or Dum Dum. Gabe is out because they sure as hell would notice a black guy in the middle of a German occupied area. So it comes down to me and monty. Morita is also out because they would also notice a Japanese guy in the middle of German occupied Europe also denier cant speak a lick of German and his french accent is so thick he's fuckin usless. Any way the only uniform that fit me was a ladies uniform. So after a bit of bullshit from the guys we get suited up. Nylons heels the whole nine yards. Steve pipes and and says I need makeup and its then we learn he did the gals makeup for the uso shows. So sure enough he does me up real pretty. Monty escorts me into this bar and a few hours and a few drinks later i got everything we wanted and a few marriage proposals. We dont have time to waste so we bust in on Hydra as is. They had no clue what hit them."
Steve put the make up Nat handed him aside. "Like I said ya looked gorgeous doll. Dum Dum almost shat himself when that one guy begged for you to hit him again." Wanda blushed at this. "You all were strange."
"Well weird got the job done. No one ever won a war going by the book and seeing the look on Phillips face when I marched back into camp in heels and a pencil skirt was worth it. If I remember right, he looked at the sky and asked why in the hell am I being punished like this."