Wardens and a fight
Warden’s cave
3:07 AM
Garra: Guys
Ador: Why are you awake?
Garra: I could say the same thing ‘bout chu!
Hellion: I’m sorry but did you just write ‘bout chu’?
Ador: Are Novus, Verdant, and Boreal also awake?
Hellion: Nah, I escaped those bloody buffoons earlier. They should still be asleep.
Garra: oooooohhhhh~
Ador: Why wasn’t I invited?
Hellion: Because, you snore.
Garra: But what about me mate !
Hellion: Piss off, you have mites.
Garra: *sniffles sadly*
Hellion: YES CRY!
Garra: *Cries*
Hellion: Wonderful, my night has been made.
Ador: Do you guys have any spare shrooms I can borrow?
Garra: I’m broke af.
Novus: That isn’t new, but Ador, I have a couple thousand shrooms you can borrow.
Ador: Thanks man!
Novus: What do you even need shrooms for though?
Hellion: Drugs.
Ador: I found a person willing to sell me something.
Garra: OOOOOHHH~ SPILL!!!!
Ador: Okay first of all it’s not drugs- second of all it’s a frost material palette. AND I WANT IT SO BAD!
Hellion: Blimey! How much are they selling it for?
Ador: About like 2.5k.
Novus: I can give you 3.5 shrooms.
Ador: Thanks Novus! Couldn’t do this without you besty!
5:28 AM
Garra: Guys I just heard a Kendyll-
Hellion: Where are you?
Garra: Plains Cave.
Hellion: I’m bloody coming to save your ass.
Garra: Please hurry.
Hellion groaned as they turned off their phone. What was Garra bloody doing? He better not be there all alone, with others there to help him. They ran out of the cave close to redwoods.
Hellion liked to stay there alone since literally all the creatures were at Desert Oasis. This wasn’t the first time that their friend Garra had gotten in trouble with Kendyll’s. And it definitely won’t be the last.
Which bloody pissed him off. Last time he got in trouble with a Kendyll was when their beloved friend used his virus breath on a baby and the mother was close by. Lets just say Garra wasn’t the smartest warden in the group.
They abruptly stopped running, in front of them was a beautiful sight. Garra running around spraying a terrified looking Kendyll, while the Ken just stood there slowly bleeding to death. Hellion was annoyed by his recklessness. What was he even thinking? Going around and attacking creatures that could kill him easily.
“Garra, you can stop now.” Garra turned around and beamed at them.
“About time! I almost killed this Ken without you!” For some Unknown reason, they didn’t believe that.
“Please don’t kill me.” A small voice pleaded. They turned around to glare at the scrawny thing. Its green eyes weary with mistrust.
“I’d rather live tonight.” There was something in the Kendyll’s voice. An emotion that they couldn’t really recognize. Perhaps it was hope, or perhaps it was something else.
“Bugger off then, and don’t hurt him again.”
A look of confusion crossed his face.
“I didn’t hurt him though?” Of course the Kendyll didn’t. Garra was just an annoying bloody gremlin who loves chaos.
“Mate.” They growled, clicking their mouthed tail in annoyance. “Explain, would you?”
Keruku renamed the group chat ‘gay shits’
8:31
Keruku: Adios amigos!
Jotunhel: Keruku- why???
Hellion: Explain you fuck.
Keruku is offline
Hellion: That fucker!
Hemokai: HOW DARE YOU CALL HER A FUCKER!!!
Jotunhel: Hemo, calm down!
Hemokai: ANSWER ME YOU COWARD!
Hellion: Such bold words for someone so killable.
Hemokai: I’ll get Ghibli on you!
Hellion: Try me you bastard.
Hemokai: JHDAKUHJSFHUJ
Ani: Guy’s what the actual fuck?
Jotunhel: Couldn’t have said it better myself.
Hemokai: FIGHT ME!
Keruku: omg bby noooooooo!
Hellion: Challenge accepted, let's get this bloody argument over with.
Keruku: Damnir guys! STOP!
Hemokai: Sry bby gril, we have to do this.
Hellion: Hemokai, when you die I want you to reminisce that this was your own bloody fault.
Hellion: And that this stupid argument was over me calling Keru, a fucker.
Moonelle: bro didn’t have to be so serious
Hellion: I’m bloody surprised you even know how to spell, Moonelle.
Moonelle: Why thank you, I can in fact, spell humongous words correctly.
Moonelle: I’m such a genius!
Ani: This is what you get for complementing Moony.
Moonelle: Heheheheheheh
Jotunhel: And he’s back.
Keruku: holy shit Oasis is on fire!
Hellion: Me and this wanker interrupted a Sachuri raid.
Hellion: And these buggers won’t leave me alone.
Hemokai: This is what you get for killing me!
Keruku: Have you tried running away?
Hellion: Bloody brilliant! How could I never have thought of that!
Keruku: Alright jeez, I’m sorry.
Hellion: You better be you wanker.
Keruku: I’m not an American dumbass.
Hellion: Yes you are.
Keruku: You British fuck.
Hellion: *British gasp*
Hellion: How bloody dare you ! I’m not British you fuck!
Keruku: Nah man, you’re ‘bloody’ British.
Hellion: How would you even know, mate?
Hemokai: She watches too many British YouTubers. The ‘sexy’ accent is integrated into her mind.
Hellion: Bollocks, maybe I am British.
Hellion: Oh shit I died.
Hemokai: HAH
Hellion: I can still whoop your tiny ass.
Hemokai: Well shit.
Valkyrie: So many dead body’s, my life has flashed before my eyes several times-
Lure: Therapy.
Valkyrie: What?
Lure: Get it.